Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The
last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk, worth 70 points
or none at all if you can't name all seven'.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

He wrote:

1.) It is perfect formula for the child.

2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3.) It is always the right temperature.

4.) It is inexpensive.

5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6.) It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the
bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...

7.) It comes in cute containers.

He got an A







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prevent the government from wasting the labors of
the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
- Thomas Jefferson

On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 23:16:29 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The
last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk, worth 70 points
or none at all if you can't name all seven'.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

He wrote:

1.) It is perfect formula for the child.

2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3.) It is always the right temperature.

4.) It is inexpensive.

5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6.) It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the
bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...

7.) It comes in cute containers.

He got an A

I just sent it to my daughter who happens to be doing just that with
her youngest.

Thanks.
--
John H

"A government policy to rob Peter to pay Paul can be assured of the support of Paul."
-- George Bernard Shaw

"Just John... for today!" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 23:16:29 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The
last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk, worth 70
points
or none at all if you can't name all seven'.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

He wrote:

1.) It is perfect formula for the child.

2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3.) It is always the right temperature.

4.) It is inexpensive.

5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6.) It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the
bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...

7.) It comes in cute containers.

He got an A

I just sent it to my daughter who happens to be doing just that with
her youngest.

Thanks.
--
John H

"A government policy to rob Peter to pay Paul can be assured of the
support of Paul."
-- George Bernard Shaw

Just a bit of humor to offset the negative, bitter crap coming from
you-know-who....

"Lu Powell" wrote in message
...

Just a bit of humor to offset the negative, bitter crap coming from
you-know-who....


So why did you feel compelled to add the above crap and ruin the atmosphere?

Don White wrote:
"Lu Powell" wrote in message
...
Just a bit of humor to offset the negative, bitter crap coming from
you-know-who....


So why did you feel compelled to add the above crap and ruin the atmosphere?



snerk

"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Lu Powell" wrote in message
...

Just a bit of humor to offset the negative, bitter crap coming from
you-know-who....


So why did you feel compelled to add the above crap and ruin the
atmosphere?


The devil made me do it.

"Lu Powell" wrote in message
...

"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Lu Powell" wrote in message
...

Just a bit of humor to offset the negative, bitter crap coming from
you-know-who....


So why did you feel compelled to add the above crap and ruin the
atmosphere?


The devil made me do it.

Another one taking orders from the Lt. Colonel??

Lu Powell wrote:

"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Lu Powell" wrote in message
...

Just a bit of humor to offset the negative, bitter crap coming from
you-know-who....


So why did you feel compelled to add the above crap and ruin the
atmosphere?


The devil made me do it.


Here's some help for you, lu:




http://tiny.cc/m8LKU

"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Lu Powell" wrote in message
...

"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Lu Powell" wrote in message
...

Just a bit of humor to offset the negative, bitter crap coming from
you-know-who....


So why did you feel compelled to add the above crap and ruin the
atmosphere?


The devil made me do it.

Another one taking orders from the Lt. Colonel??


?

"HK" wrote in message
...
Lu Powell wrote:

"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Lu Powell" wrote in message
...

Just a bit of humor to offset the negative, bitter crap coming from
you-know-who....


So why did you feel compelled to add the above crap and ruin the
atmosphere?


The devil made me do it.


Here's some help for you, lu:




http://tiny.cc/m8LKU

Clever. Thanks "you-know-who".