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Lu Powell[_7_] Lu Powell[_7_] is offline
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"Just John... for today!" wrote in message
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On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 23:16:29 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The
last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk, worth 70
points
or none at all if you can't name all seven'.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

He wrote:

1.) It is perfect formula for the child.

2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3.) It is always the right temperature.

4.) It is inexpensive.

5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6.) It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the
bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...

7.) It comes in cute containers.

He got an A


I just sent it to my daughter who happens to be doing just that with
her youngest.

Thanks.
--
John H

"A government policy to rob Peter to pay Paul can be assured of the
support of Paul."
-- George Bernard Shaw


Just a bit of humor to offset the negative, bitter crap coming from
you-know-who....