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John H[_2_] June 16th 09 03:36 PM

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On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:54:01 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote:


"HK" wrote in message
...
Katie Ohara wrote:
A friends kid just got in an auto accident because he was looking at
his cell phone. So, lets think of ways to make cell phones not work
in cars.
Indium tin oxide is a transparent electrical conductor that can be
applied to glass by evaporation. If we put it on the auto glass would
it block cell phone signals? Yes, it would only be done on new cars.
Yes, you could always roll the window down and use the phone.
Oh, he was not hurt thank god.

Frogwatch



Let's see...


You're driving along, another driver smashes into your car, he's
unconscious and your pinned...so you dial 911 from your
cell...whoops...you're still inside the car, so you can't...

You're a woman driving home late from the office on the freeway, and your
car stalls and stops adjacent to a neighborhood of sleezy white thugs who
can smell you two blocks away if you get out of the car. So, you call for
help from inside your car...whoops...you're still inside the car, so you
can't...

You're driving along a rural road with no shoulders, it is pouring, and
suddenly in front of you, a car careens off the road and smashes into a
tree. There's no way for you to pull over safely and get out to make a
call, but you can't call from inside your car because...Frogwatch's indium
tin oxide won't let you.


How many of these little scenarios do you want?

Your idea...sucks.

Next?



Why sleazy "white" thugs? Why not just thugs?


racism.
--

John H

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government."

Thomas Jefferson

Reginald P Smithers III, Esq. June 16th 09 04:07 PM

Will this work
 
mmc wrote:
"Katie Ohara" wrote in message
...
A friends kid just got in an auto accident because he was looking at
his cell phone. So, lets think of ways to make cell phones not work
in cars.


$100 fine for anyone caught using and driving unless an emergency (involving
blood) and if the user gets caught lying about the emergency, an additional
$500 tacked on. Probably a lot of return dumbass customers. great source of
revenue for the state and local gov'ts.
For people caught texting while driving, officer is allowed to drag the
offender out the window by the hair and pistol whip them. Also applies to
people putting on makeup, reading the paper, leaning over the back seat
beating the kids, wacking thier pud, etc.
Yes Virginia, a lot of people ARE too stupid to take care of themselves.



Don't you think it is unreasonable to pistol whip them, without putting
some restrictions as to how many times they can actually hit them with
the pistol? I would think 2 or 3 times should be the most for speaking
on the cell phone. sacking their pud while driving deserves 4 whips
with the pistol. Getting a blow job while driving deserves an
"atta-boy". ;)

--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

This Newsgroup post is a natural product. The slight variations in
spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in
no way are to be considered flaws or defects

Loogypicker[_2_] June 16th 09 05:37 PM

Will this work
 
On Jun 16, 9:36*am, HK wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 15, 9:43 pm, Katie Ohara wrote:
A friends kid just got in an auto accident because he was looking at
his cell phone. *So, lets think of ways to make cell phones not work
in cars.
Indium tin oxide is a transparent electrical conductor that can be
applied to glass by evaporation. *If we put it on the auto glass would
it block cell phone signals? *Yes, it would only be done on new cars..
Yes, you could always roll the window down and use the phone.
Oh, he was not hurt thank god.


Frogwatch


As to cell phones... I hate them. Anyway, I tell my kids that "they
are useless". "The most popular phrase spoken or texted on cell phones
is".. *"Nuthin' what r u doin". snerk I rarely if ever answer mine,
my message discourages further communication.. Just ask Tim ;) Oh, I
do use the alarms and such...


Who the hell would want to call a ****bag like you?

--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Many, many people from this newsgroup call him and he calls them
regularly. How many do you converse with on a regular basis?

Frogwatch[_2_] June 16th 09 05:58 PM

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On Jun 16, 12:37*pm, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 16, 9:36*am, HK wrote:



JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 15, 9:43 pm, Katie Ohara wrote:
A friends kid just got in an auto accident because he was looking at
his cell phone. *So, lets think of ways to make cell phones not work
in cars.
Indium tin oxide is a transparent electrical conductor that can be
applied to glass by evaporation. *If we put it on the auto glass would
it block cell phone signals? *Yes, it would only be done on new cars.
Yes, you could always roll the window down and use the phone.
Oh, he was not hurt thank god.


Frogwatch


As to cell phones... I hate them. Anyway, I tell my kids that "they
are useless". "The most popular phrase spoken or texted on cell phones
is".. *"Nuthin' what r u doin". snerk I rarely if ever answer mine,
my message discourages further communication.. Just ask Tim ;) Oh, I
do use the alarms and such...


Who the hell would want to call a ****bag like you?


--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Many, many people from this newsgroup call him and he calls them
regularly. How many do you converse with on a regular basis?


It was a bad idea. You want passengers to be able to use cell phones.
However, we all know HK never has good ideas because his type are
incapable of thought. After all, all he does is cut and paste and
regurgitate the thoughts of the DNC.

Jim22 June 16th 09 06:36 PM

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Frogwatch wrote:
On Jun 16, 12:37 pm, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 16, 9:36 am, HK wrote:



JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 15, 9:43 pm, Katie Ohara wrote:
A friends kid just got in an auto accident because he was looking at
his cell phone. So, lets think of ways to make cell phones not work
in cars.
Indium tin oxide is a transparent electrical conductor that can be
applied to glass by evaporation. If we put it on the auto glass would
it block cell phone signals? Yes, it would only be done on new cars.
Yes, you could always roll the window down and use the phone.
Oh, he was not hurt thank god.
Frogwatch
As to cell phones... I hate them. Anyway, I tell my kids that "they
are useless". "The most popular phrase spoken or texted on cell phones
is".. "Nuthin' what r u doin". snerk I rarely if ever answer mine,
my message discourages further communication.. Just ask Tim ;) Oh, I
do use the alarms and such...
Who the hell would want to call a ****bag like you?
--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

Many, many people from this newsgroup call him and he calls them
regularly. How many do you converse with on a regular basis?


It was a bad idea. You want passengers to be able to use cell phones.
However, we all know HK never has good ideas because his type are
incapable of thought. After all, all he does is cut and paste and
regurgitate the thoughts of the DNC.


The DNC can never have enough regurgitators. And Krause is one of the best.

HK June 16th 09 06:38 PM

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Frogwatch wrote:
On Jun 16, 12:37 pm, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 16, 9:36 am, HK wrote:



JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 15, 9:43 pm, Katie Ohara wrote:
A friends kid just got in an auto accident because he was looking at
his cell phone. So, lets think of ways to make cell phones not work
in cars.
Indium tin oxide is a transparent electrical conductor that can be
applied to glass by evaporation. If we put it on the auto glass would
it block cell phone signals? Yes, it would only be done on new cars.
Yes, you could always roll the window down and use the phone.
Oh, he was not hurt thank god.
Frogwatch
As to cell phones... I hate them. Anyway, I tell my kids that "they
are useless". "The most popular phrase spoken or texted on cell phones
is".. "Nuthin' what r u doin". snerk I rarely if ever answer mine,
my message discourages further communication.. Just ask Tim ;) Oh, I
do use the alarms and such...
Who the hell would want to call a ****bag like you?
--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

Many, many people from this newsgroup call him and he calls them
regularly. How many do you converse with on a regular basis?


It was a bad idea. You want passengers to be able to use cell phones.
However, we all know HK never has good ideas because his type are
incapable of thought. After all, all he does is cut and paste and
regurgitate the thoughts of the DNC.



A. I don't pretend to be an inventor of products that (a) will not be
embraced by consumers, or (b) even of products that will. You, on the
other hand, have (a) down pat.

B. I guess you boys haven't internalized this yet: I don't bother
anymore to post anything really original here. What's the point? To have
it drooled upon by the low-brain-output conservatives who have trashed
this newsgroup?

Do you really think there is *any* boating-related comment that could
emanate from you, loogy, justhate, herring, reggie, floridajim, dk,
lupowell, and the rest of the braindeads that might be informative,
useful, or interesting? Now, given that I filter out most of that
deadwood, I might have missed a bon mot here or there. But when I was
reading their posts, all I recall from them was idiocy, insults, and
snarkiness.

Even Skipper, the long-lost denizen of Wichita, knew more about boats
that your "crowd," and, unlike all of them, could even tell a tale or
relate an anecdote in an interesting manner. Or at least he could before
he fell off the deep end.

What am I going to learn from you, Frogwatch? How to plan real dangerous
boat trips? How not to rig sailboat lines? Why I shouldn't do outboard
repair myself?

What would I learn from floridajim? How to be an old, useless, mustered
out piece of **** who can't get over his days in the navy?








--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.

Jim22 June 16th 09 06:50 PM

Will this work
 
HK wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jun 16, 12:37 pm, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 16, 9:36 am, HK wrote:



JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 15, 9:43 pm, Katie Ohara wrote:
A friends kid just got in an auto accident because he was looking at
his cell phone. So, lets think of ways to make cell phones not work
in cars.
Indium tin oxide is a transparent electrical conductor that can be
applied to glass by evaporation. If we put it on the auto glass
would
it block cell phone signals? Yes, it would only be done on new cars.
Yes, you could always roll the window down and use the phone.
Oh, he was not hurt thank god.
Frogwatch
As to cell phones... I hate them. Anyway, I tell my kids that "they
are useless". "The most popular phrase spoken or texted on cell phones
is".. "Nuthin' what r u doin". snerk I rarely if ever answer mine,
my message discourages further communication.. Just ask Tim ;) Oh, I
do use the alarms and such...
Who the hell would want to call a ****bag like you?
--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led
by a
gang of moral nihilists.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Many, many people from this newsgroup call him and he calls them
regularly. How many do you converse with on a regular basis?


It was a bad idea. You want passengers to be able to use cell phones.
However, we all know HK never has good ideas because his type are
incapable of thought. After all, all he does is cut and paste and
regurgitate the thoughts of the DNC.



A. I don't pretend to be an inventor of products that (a) will not be
embraced by consumers, or (b) even of products that will. You, on the
other hand, have (a) down pat.

B. I guess you boys haven't internalized this yet: I don't bother
anymore to post anything really original here. What's the point? To have
it drooled upon by the low-brain-output conservatives who have trashed
this newsgroup?

Do you really think there is *any* boating-related comment that could
emanate from you, loogy, justhate, herring, reggie, floridajim, dk,
lupowell, and the rest of the braindeads that might be informative,
useful, or interesting? Now, given that I filter out most of that
deadwood, I might have missed a bon mot here or there. But when I was
reading their posts, all I recall from them was idiocy, insults, and
snarkiness.

Even Skipper, the long-lost denizen of Wichita, knew more about boats
that your "crowd," and, unlike all of them, could even tell a tale or
relate an anecdote in an interesting manner. Or at least he could before
he fell off the deep end.

What am I going to learn from you, Frogwatch? How to plan real dangerous
boat trips? How not to rig sailboat lines? Why I shouldn't do outboard
repair myself?

What would I learn from floridajim? How to be an old, useless, mustered
out piece of **** who can't get over his days in the navy?








What you can learn from me is that one disrespectful military remark
from you triggers at least one months worth of payback. Shoot your mouth
off. I've got you covered.

Loogypicker[_2_] June 16th 09 07:00 PM

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On Jun 16, 1:38*pm, HK wrote:

What am I going to learn from you, Frogwatch? How to plan real dangerous
boat trips? How not to rig sailboat lines? Why I shouldn't do outboard
repair myself?


Uh, you stated right here, that you're afraid to take of the "hood" of
your new high tech outboard, alleged mechanical engineer my ass.


JustWaitAFrekinMinute! June 16th 09 07:04 PM

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On Jun 16, 1:36*pm, Jim22 wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jun 16, 12:37 pm, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 16, 9:36 am, HK wrote:


JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 15, 9:43 pm, Katie Ohara wrote:
A friends kid just got in an auto accident because he was looking at
his cell phone. *So, lets think of ways to make cell phones not work
in cars.
Indium tin oxide is a transparent electrical conductor that can be
applied to glass by evaporation. *If we put it on the auto glass would
it block cell phone signals? *Yes, it would only be done on new cars.
Yes, you could always roll the window down and use the phone.
Oh, he was not hurt thank god.
Frogwatch
As to cell phones... I hate them. Anyway, I tell my kids that "they
are useless". "The most popular phrase spoken or texted on cell phones
is".. *"Nuthin' what r u doin". snerk I rarely if ever answer mine,
my message discourages further communication.. Just ask Tim ;) Oh, I
do use the alarms and such...
Who the hell would want to call a ****bag like you?
--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Many, many people from this newsgroup call him and he calls them
regularly. How many do you converse with on a regular basis?


It was a bad idea. *You want passengers to be able to use cell phones..
However, we all know HK never has good ideas because his type are
incapable of thought. *After all, all he does is cut and paste and
regurgitate the thoughts of the DNC.


The DNC can never have enough regurgitators. And Krause is one of the best.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Not really, he isn't good at anything I suspect.. That's why he hated
DIY guys so much...

JustWaitAFrekinMinute! June 16th 09 07:06 PM

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On Jun 16, 2:00*pm, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 16, 1:38*pm, HK wrote:

What am I going to learn from you, Frogwatch? How to plan real dangerous
boat trips? How not to rig sailboat lines? Why I shouldn't do outboard
repair myself?


Uh, you stated right here, that you're afraid to take of the "hood" of
your new high tech outboard, alleged mechanical engineer my ass.


Harry cleans toilets for his landlord and maybe even runs the
micorwave once in a while...


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