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JustWaitAFrekinMinute! June 16th 09 02:19 PM

Will this work
 
On Jun 16, 8:54*am, "D.Duck" wrote:
"HK" wrote in message

...





Katie Ohara wrote:
A friends kid just got in an auto accident because he was looking at
his cell phone. *So, lets think of ways to make cell phones not work
in cars.
Indium tin oxide is a transparent electrical conductor that can be
applied to glass by evaporation. *If we put it on the auto glass would
it block cell phone signals? *Yes, it would only be done on new cars..
Yes, you could always roll the window down and use the phone.
Oh, he was not hurt thank god.


Frogwatch


Let's see...


You're driving along, another driver smashes into your car, he's
unconscious and your pinned...so you dial 911 from your
cell...whoops...you're still inside the car, so you can't...


You're a woman driving home late from the office on the freeway, and your
car stalls and stops adjacent to a neighborhood of sleezy white thugs who
can smell you two blocks away if you get out of the car. So, you call for
help from inside your car...whoops...you're still inside the car, so you
can't...


You're driving along a rural road with no shoulders, it is pouring, and
suddenly in front of you, a car careens off the road and smashes into a
tree. There's no way for you to pull over safely and get out to make a
call, but you can't call from inside your car because...Frogwatch's indium
tin oxide won't let you.


How many of these little scenarios do you want?


Your idea...sucks.


Next?


Why sleazy "white" thugs? *Why not just thugs?- Hide quoted text -

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Cause Harry is a pretentious snob... Remember, he is a butler! Don't
you watch TV;?

Richard Casady June 16th 09 02:19 PM

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On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 06:09:28 -0400, HK wrote:

not that you can use a cell phone
inside a car.


I have a magic cell phone. It not only works in cars, it works inside
ships a thousand miles offshore.

Casady

JustWaitAFrekinMinute! June 16th 09 02:22 PM

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On Jun 16, 9:11*am, Tim wrote:
On Jun 16, 7:51*am, "JustWaitAFrekinMinute!"





wrote:
On Jun 15, 9:43*pm, Katie Ohara wrote:


A friends kid just got in an auto accident because he was looking at
his cell phone. *So, lets think of ways to make cell phones not work
in cars.
Indium tin oxide is a transparent electrical conductor that can be
applied to glass by evaporation. *If we put it on the auto glass would
it block cell phone signals? *Yes, it would only be done on new cars.
Yes, you could always roll the window down and use the phone.
Oh, he was not hurt thank god.


Frogwatch


As to cell phones... I hate them. Anyway, I tell my kids that "they
are useless". "The most popular phrase spoken or texted on cell phones
is".. *"Nuthin' what r u doin". snerk I rarely if ever answer mine,
my message discourages further communication.. Just ask Tim ;) Oh, I
do use the alarms and such...


Eh, i usually get you about 2 out of three...

?;^)- Hide quoted text -

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Only because I know your number and of course, I do enjoy picking on
you !! ;)

JustWaitAFrekinMinute! June 16th 09 02:27 PM

Will this work
 
On Jun 16, 9:17*am, Jim wrote:
D.Duck wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...
Katie Ohara wrote:
A friends kid just got in an auto accident because he was looking at
his cell phone. *So, lets think of ways to make cell phones not work
in cars.
Indium tin oxide is a transparent electrical conductor that can be
applied to glass by evaporation. *If we put it on the auto glass would
it block cell phone signals? *Yes, it would only be done on new cars.
Yes, you could always roll the window down and use the phone.
Oh, he was not hurt thank god.


Frogwatch


Let's see...


You're driving along, another driver smashes into your car, he's
unconscious and your pinned...so you dial 911 from your
cell...whoops...you're still inside the car, so you can't...


You're a woman driving home late from the office on the freeway, and your
car stalls and stops adjacent to a neighborhood of sleezy white thugs who
can smell you two blocks away if you get out of the car. So, you call for
help from inside your car...whoops...you're still inside the car, so you
can't...


You're driving along a rural road with no shoulders, it is pouring, and
suddenly in front of you, a car careens off the road and smashes into a
tree. There's no way for you to pull over safely and get out to make a
call, but you can't call from inside your car because...Frogwatch's indium
tin oxide won't let you.


How many of these little scenarios do you want?


Your idea...sucks.


Next?


Why sleazy "white" thugs? *Why not just thugs?


Because he's racist. Don't know why but he hates white people.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Nope, he is a racist in the most common terms, only here "the lady
doth protest too much"...

Eisboch June 16th 09 02:28 PM

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"Loogypicker" wrote in message
...

Open the window.

How many of these little scenarios do you want?


None, they are idiotic.

------------------------------------

Indium tin oxide coatings on windshields was tried by Ford a few years back
as a means of de-icing the windshield by passing current through the
conductive coating.

Wasn't one of Ford's better ideas and the concept was dropped. The coating
was too thick (in order to pass the necessary current) and was not
particularly transparent. It had a bronze look.

It is used on commercial aircraft windows for de-icing purposes and on
avionic displays to eliminate fogging and sheild from EMI.

Indium tin oxide also works much better on the mylar film used in
electrostatic speakers! Thin enough to do the job and totally transparent.
:-)

As for cell phones, rather than mandate more government design regulations,
why not enforce existing laws? If involved in an accident and it is proven
(easily done) that you were using a cell phone at the time, your insurance
company doesn't pay any claims and you are subject to prosecution.

Eisboch



HK June 16th 09 02:34 PM

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JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 16, 8:54 am, "D.Duck" wrote:
"HK" wrote in message

...





Katie Ohara wrote:
A friends kid just got in an auto accident because he was looking at
his cell phone. So, lets think of ways to make cell phones not work
in cars.
Indium tin oxide is a transparent electrical conductor that can be
applied to glass by evaporation. If we put it on the auto glass would
it block cell phone signals? Yes, it would only be done on new cars.
Yes, you could always roll the window down and use the phone.
Oh, he was not hurt thank god.
Frogwatch
Let's see...
You're driving along, another driver smashes into your car, he's
unconscious and your pinned...so you dial 911 from your
cell...whoops...you're still inside the car, so you can't...
You're a woman driving home late from the office on the freeway, and your
car stalls and stops adjacent to a neighborhood of sleezy white thugs who
can smell you two blocks away if you get out of the car. So, you call for
help from inside your car...whoops...you're still inside the car, so you
can't...
You're driving along a rural road with no shoulders, it is pouring, and
suddenly in front of you, a car careens off the road and smashes into a
tree. There's no way for you to pull over safely and get out to make a
call, but you can't call from inside your car because...Frogwatch's indium
tin oxide won't let you.
How many of these little scenarios do you want?
Your idea...sucks.
Next?

Why sleazy "white" thugs? Why not just thugs?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Cause Harry is a pretentious snob... Remember, he is a butler! Don't
you watch TV;?



Naw...I chose "white thugs" because the car might have broken down in
your neighborhood, or loogy's, or...well, any of the other white trash
that pollutes this planet.


--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.

HK June 16th 09 02:36 PM

Will this work
 
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 15, 9:43 pm, Katie Ohara wrote:
A friends kid just got in an auto accident because he was looking at
his cell phone. So, lets think of ways to make cell phones not work
in cars.
Indium tin oxide is a transparent electrical conductor that can be
applied to glass by evaporation. If we put it on the auto glass would
it block cell phone signals? Yes, it would only be done on new cars.
Yes, you could always roll the window down and use the phone.
Oh, he was not hurt thank god.

Frogwatch


As to cell phones... I hate them. Anyway, I tell my kids that "they
are useless". "The most popular phrase spoken or texted on cell phones
is".. "Nuthin' what r u doin". snerk I rarely if ever answer mine,
my message discourages further communication.. Just ask Tim ;) Oh, I
do use the alarms and such...



Who the hell would want to call a ****bag like you?


--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.

HK June 16th 09 02:36 PM

Will this work
 
D.Duck wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...
Katie Ohara wrote:
A friends kid just got in an auto accident because he was looking at
his cell phone. So, lets think of ways to make cell phones not work
in cars.
Indium tin oxide is a transparent electrical conductor that can be
applied to glass by evaporation. If we put it on the auto glass would
it block cell phone signals? Yes, it would only be done on new cars.
Yes, you could always roll the window down and use the phone.
Oh, he was not hurt thank god.

Frogwatch


Let's see...


You're driving along, another driver smashes into your car, he's
unconscious and your pinned...so you dial 911 from your
cell...whoops...you're still inside the car, so you can't...

You're a woman driving home late from the office on the freeway, and your
car stalls and stops adjacent to a neighborhood of sleezy white thugs who
can smell you two blocks away if you get out of the car. So, you call for
help from inside your car...whoops...you're still inside the car, so you
can't...

You're driving along a rural road with no shoulders, it is pouring, and
suddenly in front of you, a car careens off the road and smashes into a
tree. There's no way for you to pull over safely and get out to make a
call, but you can't call from inside your car because...Frogwatch's indium
tin oxide won't let you.


How many of these little scenarios do you want?

Your idea...sucks.

Next?



Why sleazy "white" thugs? Why not just thugs?



Why, to annoy the sleazy white conservative thugs that plague this
newsgroup, of course.


--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.

Wayne.B June 16th 09 02:37 PM

Will this work
 
On Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:10:53 -0700, "mgg" wrote:

Unfortunately, young drivers will always have something to distract them
enough to wind up in an accident. The radio was a big culprit when I was a
kid... prolly still is.


The biggest distraction when I was a kid, and probably still, was 5
other kids in the car thinking of cool things to do.

MMC June 16th 09 02:52 PM

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"Katie Ohara" wrote in message
...
A friends kid just got in an auto accident because he was looking at
his cell phone. So, lets think of ways to make cell phones not work
in cars.


$100 fine for anyone caught using and driving unless an emergency (involving
blood) and if the user gets caught lying about the emergency, an additional
$500 tacked on. Probably a lot of return dumbass customers. great source of
revenue for the state and local gov'ts.
For people caught texting while driving, officer is allowed to drag the
offender out the window by the hair and pistol whip them. Also applies to
people putting on makeup, reading the paper, leaning over the back seat
beating the kids, wacking thier pud, etc.
Yes Virginia, a lot of people ARE too stupid to take care of themselves.




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