Seeing this is some perverted fantasy cruise, I could see having a
couple politicians on board. Especially like Gene said "It's my
Cruise"

I'd pick John Kerry an John McCain.

Both Vets.
Both Navy.
Both respected officers.


I'm not a fan of either's politics, but I look at it like this. Being
a Swift boat captain in the brown water navy, and the other a jet
fighter pilot/ POW, you'd have to know how to read the water and make
good judgment in emergency cases. Both have done so in their own
right. Kerry as a Swifty under fire and McCain as a POW.

Either could pilot. Preferably Kerry though and McCain the navigation
officer.

No Palin (Olive Oil) and no Pelosi (Sea Hag)