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Vic Smith June 9th 09 01:58 AM

Let's Get Some Boat Talk Going, Boys!
 
A journey is afoot, and plans must be laid.

Boat: GB 47' Heritage.
Twin Chrysler DOHC Engines.
GM Props
Walmart Glorious Stars of Shinsui brand Nav Gear.
Course: Ft Meyers, FL to Bayonne, NJ.
Time: Height of Hurricane Season.
Crew Needed:
1. Captain
2. Boatswain
3. Engineer
4. Navigator
5. Bard
6. Bait
7. Shingle Maker
8. Fast Order Cook

Pick your crew and their berth from the following names.
Give your reasoning, and put some thought behind it.
No politics allowed.
Concentrate on skills and safety. Leave personality out of it.

Newton Gingrich
Barack Obama
John McCain
Sarah Palin
Nancy Pelosi
Harry Reid
Bill O'Reilly
Keith Olbermann

--Vic

ps. If you don't feel like doing this, just do something else.

HK June 9th 09 02:06 AM

Let's Get Some Boat Talk Going, Boys!
 
Vic Smith wrote:
A journey is afoot, and plans must be laid.

Boat: GB 47' Heritage.
Twin Chrysler DOHC Engines.
GM Props
Walmart Glorious Stars of Shinsui brand Nav Gear.
Course: Ft Meyers, FL to Bayonne, NJ.
Time: Height of Hurricane Season.
Crew Needed:
1. Captain
2. Boatswain
3. Engineer
4. Navigator
5. Bard
6. Bait
7. Shingle Maker
8. Fast Order Cook

Pick your crew and their berth from the following names.
Give your reasoning, and put some thought behind it.
No politics allowed.
Concentrate on skills and safety. Leave personality out of it.

Newton Gingrich
Barack Obama
John McCain
Sarah Palin
Nancy Pelosi
Harry Reid
Bill O'Reilly
Keith Olbermann

--Vic

ps. If you don't feel like doing this, just do something else.



There are some nice family Italian restaurants in Bayonne, or there were
the last time I was there.

Vic Smith June 9th 09 02:10 AM

Let's Get Some Boat Talk Going, Boys!
 
On Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:06:21 -0400, HK wrote:


There are some nice family Italian restaurants in Bayonne, or there were
the last time I was there.


All I know is a guy I knew from Nutley - Joe Cafone - used to say,
"What - you from Bayonne or sumptin'?"
It wasn't a compliment.

--Vic

Vic Smith June 9th 09 03:29 AM

Let's Get Some Boat Talk Going, Boys!
 
On Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:41:25 -0400, wrote:

On Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:58:48 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:


1. Captain Barack Obama Probably the only one naive enough to take this ride
2. Boatswain Newton Gingrich Good with a whip
3. Engineer Bill O'Reilly helped engineer the Obama presidency
4. Navigator John McCain Probably the only one who really studied navigation, keeping the plane in the air, not so much.
5. Bard Keith Olbermann Best fiction writer in the bunch
6. Bait Nancy Pelosi Certainly attracts the sharks.
7. Shingle Maker Harry Reid Looks like he has shingles so he may be the expert
8. Fast Order Cook Sarah Palin Makes a mean albatross stew


Well thought out, Admiral.
Might get them past Sanibel, if they leave at first light.
Wish I could see them off.
Oh, forgot to mention the boat's name.
Mary Celeste. It's just sorta nice.

--Vic

Wayne.B June 9th 09 04:33 AM

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On Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:58:48 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

A journey is afoot, and plans must be laid.

Boat: GB 47' Heritage.
Twin Chrysler DOHC Engines.
GM Props
Walmart Glorious Stars of Shinsui brand Nav Gear.
Course: Ft Meyers, FL to Bayonne, NJ.
Time: Height of Hurricane Season.
Crew Needed:
1. Captain
2. Boatswain
3. Engineer
4. Navigator
5. Bard
6. Bait
7. Shingle Maker
8. Fast Order Cook

Pick your crew and their berth from the following names.
Give your reasoning, and put some thought behind it.
No politics allowed.
Concentrate on skills and safety. Leave personality out of it.

Newton Gingrich
Barack Obama
John McCain
Sarah Palin
Nancy Pelosi
Harry Reid
Bill O'Reilly
Keith Olbermann

--Vic

ps. If you don't feel like doing this, just do something else.


I'd take Sarah, leave everyone else in Ft Myers, and teach her Intra
Coastal navigation on the off watch.

PS, those Chrysler gas engines are going to drink a lot, especially if
we get lost and take a wrong turn towards the Bahamas. Please send
one or two a fully loaded credit cards.


[email protected] June 9th 09 01:14 PM

Let's Get Some Boat Talk Going, Boys!
 
On Jun 8, 9:06*pm, HK wrote:
Vic Smith wrote:
A journey is afoot, and plans must be laid.


Boat: GB 47' Heritage.
Twin Chrysler DOHC Engines.
GM Props
Walmart Glorious Stars of Shinsui brand Nav Gear.
Course: Ft Meyers, FL to Bayonne, NJ.
Time: Height of Hurricane Season.
Crew Needed:
1. Captain
2. Boatswain
3. Engineer
4. Navigator
5. Bard
6. Bait
7. Shingle Maker
8. Fast Order Cook


Pick your crew and their berth from the following names.
Give your reasoning, and put some thought behind it.
No politics allowed.
Concentrate on skills and safety. *Leave personality out of it.


Newton Gingrich
Barack Obama
John McCain
Sarah Palin
Nancy Pelosi
Harry Reid
Bill O'Reilly
Keith Olbermann


--Vic


ps. *If you don't feel like doing this, just do something else.


There are some nice family Italian restaurants in Bayonne, or there were
the last time I was there.- Hide quoted text -

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Harry, look around you. There are nice family Italian restaurants just
about everywhere.

jim7 June 9th 09 01:22 PM

Let's Get Some Boat Talk Going, Boys!
 
wrote:
On Jun 8, 9:06 pm, HK wrote:
Vic Smith wrote:
A journey is afoot, and plans must be laid.
Boat: GB 47' Heritage.
Twin Chrysler DOHC Engines.
GM Props
Walmart Glorious Stars of Shinsui brand Nav Gear.
Course: Ft Meyers, FL to Bayonne, NJ.
Time: Height of Hurricane Season.
Crew Needed:
1. Captain
2. Boatswain
3. Engineer
4. Navigator
5. Bard
6. Bait
7. Shingle Maker
8. Fast Order Cook
Pick your crew and their berth from the following names.
Give your reasoning, and put some thought behind it.
No politics allowed.
Concentrate on skills and safety. Leave personality out of it.
Newton Gingrich
Barack Obama
John McCain
Sarah Palin
Nancy Pelosi
Harry Reid
Bill O'Reilly
Keith Olbermann
--Vic
ps. If you don't feel like doing this, just do something else.

There are some nice family Italian restaurants in Bayonne, or there were
the last time I was there.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Harry, look around you. There are nice family Italian restaurants just
about everywhere.


No where did he say the food was any good. He just said the restaurant
was nice. I wonder what he means by nice?

Richard Casady June 9th 09 02:51 PM

Let's Get Some Boat Talk Going, Boys!
 
On Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:29:48 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

Oh, forgot to mention the boat's name.
Mary Celeste. It's just sorta nice.


The ship of that name was carrying ethanol. Lets have a party.

Casady

MMC June 9th 09 04:26 PM

Let's Get Some Boat Talk Going, Boys!
 

"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:06:21 -0400, HK wrote:


There are some nice family Italian restaurants in Bayonne, or there were
the last time I was there.


All I know is a guy I knew from Nutley - Joe Cafone - used to say,
"What - you from Bayonne or sumptin'?"
It wasn't a compliment.

--Vic

Remember the SNL Navy commercial skitt "Port o Call - Bayonne NJ"?



[email protected] June 9th 09 04:42 PM

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On Jun 9, 11:26*am, Gene Kearns
wrote:
On Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:58:48 -0500, Vic Smith penned the following
well considered thoughts to the readers of rec.boats:

|A journey is afoot, and plans must be laid.
|
|Boat: GB 47' Heritage.
|Twin Chrysler DOHC Engines.
|GM Props
|Walmart Glorious Stars of Shinsui brand Nav Gear.
|Course: Ft Meyers, FL to Bayonne, NJ.
|Time: Height of Hurricane Season.
|Crew Needed:
|1. Captain
|2. Boatswain
|3. Engineer
|4. Navigator
|5. Bard
|6. Bait
|7. Shingle Maker
|8. Fast Order Cook
|
|Pick your crew and their berth from the following names.
|Give your reasoning, and put some thought behind it.
|No politics allowed.
|Concentrate on skills and safety. *Leave personality out of it.
|
|Newton Gingrich
|Barack Obama
|John McCain
|Sarah Palin
|Nancy Pelosi
|Harry Reid
|Bill O'Reilly
|Keith Olbermann
|
|--Vic
|
|ps. *If you don't feel like doing this, just do something else.

If I was in Ft Myers, I would head south to the Keys or the Bahamas. I
can't imagine any reason to head north to any sort of sewer like NJ. I
wouldn't take any politicians, because I would like to have friends of
integrity accompany me. I *certainly* wouldn't take any trashy Jerry
Springer folks like Sarah Palin or loud-mouthed blowhards like Bill
O'Reilly.

I'd probably start selecting my crew from those folks at Bahia Mar
Marina in Fort Lauderdale. *I think slip F-18 *would be a good place
to start.... there are a lot of neat folks that hang out on that house
boat that *would* make an extended cruise a lot of fun.......

--
Agent 5.00 Build 1171

Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC.

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So, you would take Pelosi over Palin, and Olbermann over O'Rielly? A
corpse and a panty waste over a "living woman" and a real man?

Wow!?


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