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On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:38:09 -0400, jim785 wrote:

That must have been before the Neanderthal became the refined city boy.
Don't they have any laws up there concerning shooting in populatesd areas?

What do you think the reference to Mounties meant?

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...then you've no sense of humor whatsoever!

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Only in Virginia eh?
It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built
with my own hands.
The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide.
I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided
to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom
window.
Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the
neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over.
I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties.


Rats seem attracted to bird feeders!

About two years ago my wife came screaming in from the garage. Said
she opened the door and saw three rats. I thought, "Yeah, right.
Probably a mouse."

A couple days later I look under the bird feeders and see what I
though were three squirrels - until I noticed the lack of hair on
their tales. Apparently, they really like the sunflower seeds knocked
on the ground by the birds.

The exterminators put down some bait stations, which quickly solved
the rat problem. I also greatly reduced the squirrel population in the
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The exterminators put down some bait stations, which quickly solved
the rat problem. I also greatly reduced the squirrel population in the
backyard.


If by that you mean the squirrels got into the baits, I suggest either
an air rifle, selective that, or a bait container with a rat sized
hole that is too small for the squirrels. Unless you consider them
vermin, of course. Thing about poisons is that mice die in the walls
and you have a million flies.

Another thing, the poison they use is coumerin, AKA warfarin, and is
found in the supermarket under the name of D-Con. They sell the
prepared baits for probably a tenth what the exterminator cost.
If you want to pay through the nose, you could buy laser grade
coumerin.

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The exterminators put down some bait stations, which quickly solved
the rat problem. I also greatly reduced the squirrel population in the
backyard.


If by that you mean the squirrels got into the baits, I suggest either
an air rifle, selective that, or a bait container with a rat sized
hole that is too small for the squirrels. Unless you consider them
vermin, of course. Thing about poisons is that mice die in the walls
and you have a million flies.

Another thing, the poison they use is coumerin, AKA warfarin, and is
found in the supermarket under the name of D-Con. They sell the
prepared baits for probably a tenth what the exterminator cost.
If you want to pay through the nose, you could buy laser grade
coumerin.

Casady



Crikey...what's wrong with a few squirrels running around?

Rats? If they were in Herring's yard, they found their home.
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On May 29, 2:28*pm, HK wrote:
Richard Casady wrote:
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The exterminators put down some bait stations, which quickly solved
the rat problem. I also greatly reduced the squirrel population in the
backyard.


If by that you mean the squirrels got into the baits, I suggest either
an air rifle, selective that, or a bait container with a rat sized
hole that is too small for the squirrels. Unless you consider them
vermin, of course. Thing about poisons is that mice die in the walls
and you have a million flies.


Another thing, the poison they use is coumerin, AKA warfarin, and is
found in the supermarket under the name of D-Con. They sell the
prepared baits for probably a tenth what the exterminator cost.
If you want to pay through the nose, you could buy laser grade
coumerin.


Casady


Crikey...what's wrong with a few squirrels running around?

Rats? If they were in Herring's yard, they found their home.- Hide quoted text -

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Squirrels tend to carry rabies for one thing, idiot. Others diseases
like Tularemia, Leptospirosis, oh, and Plague.


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On Fri, 29 May 2009 11:43:52 -0400, John H
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The exterminators put down some bait stations, which quickly solved
the rat problem. I also greatly reduced the squirrel population in the
backyard.


If by that you mean the squirrels got into the baits, I suggest either
an air rifle, selective that, or a bait container with a rat sized
hole that is too small for the squirrels. Unless you consider them
vermin, of course. Thing about poisons is that mice die in the walls
and you have a million flies.

Another thing, the poison they use is coumerin, AKA warfarin, and is
found in the supermarket under the name of D-Con. They sell the
prepared baits for probably a tenth what the exterminator cost.
If you want to pay through the nose, you could buy laser grade
coumerin.

Casady


The bait stations were accessible to the squirrels, but that was fine.
We had too damn many squirrels anyway.
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Only in Virginia eh?
It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built
with my own hands.
The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide.
I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided
to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom
window.
Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the
neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over.
I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties.

Keep the muzzle of the gun as far back from the opened as little as
possible window as you can. This will cut the noise of a 22 to near
nothing outside the room. If you rest the gun on the right rung of a
step ladder the right distance from the window, you only have to open
it an inch or two. As for urban pheasants, you zero in on a pile of
cracked corn. When the bird shows up, step up to the bench rest and
pop him in the skull. The favorite round for poaching deer is the 22.
As usual, I deny everything.

Casady

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MApJnyk1PV8

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Only in Virginia eh?
It does remind me of when I lived out in the suburbs in a Cape Cod I built
with my own hands.
The lots were fairly long but only 80 feet wide.
I had seen a rat at the bird/squirrel feeder in the back yard so I decided
to blast it with my 22 cal semi-auto rifle from the 2nd story bathroom
window.
Didn't notice until after I plugged the vermin a couple of times that the
neighbours were out in the backyard two houses over.
I imagine I shocked them...lucky they didn't call the Mounties.



God Damn, you are dumb.
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