On Sat, 16 May 2009 15:48:57 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

It's kind of nice to not need to be satisfied with nothing but the
best.

Sometimes they just think it's "the best." Because it's new.
And cost some money.

Vic and I see eye to eye on a lot of things. He drives old Corsica's
and I drive old station wagons. Now I won't say I'm cheap, but it
doesn't take much to make me happy.

Hey, the Corsica isn't my preferred ride. That would be the '97
Lumina. But the Corisca just keeps running and does fine for local
stuff. It can still carry 800 pounds of bagged dirt/rock in the trunk
and a couple hundred more on the back seat.
Why would I throw it away?

anyhow, the computer screen on dads old machine took a dive. It fires
up then after a minute it's like you jsut shut it off. wait about
10-15 sec. punch the button and it comes back on, then in a few
seconds it shuts itself back off.

i called a friend of mine to say I couldn't check his email at work
because of the bad monitor, and he told me you can get some pretty
good deals on them now, because they're getting better and the prices
are getting lower then he started telling me wherehe saw some cool
screen advertized for about a hundred or so. I interrupted him and
said "Or I can get one at the pawn shop for about $15 bucks!"

He said, "For you? that sound like a deal". Soze I call my buddy that
runs the pawn shop and asked if he had something. "Sure do, I'll bring
it home with me." So I went to his house and picked it up. it's
really cool what you can get for a twenty. Not my pic but this is it!


http://www.sz-wholesale.com/uploadFi...onitor_558.jpg


Ain't she a beauty?

Very nice. You're a good son for your dad.
Last Christmas one of my sons bought me this flat widescreen I'm
using. So I've got a perfectly good 21" CRT sitting on the table
behind me.
Alongside the brand new 19" CRT I had picked up on sale as a spare.
Total waste of his money. Devalues my spare too.
He should have given me the cash or kept it for himself.
Either one of us could have put it to better use at Cabelas.
I'm using it just so I don't hurt his feelings.
Sort of hoping it burns out so I can put the CRT back.
I kept paperwork stacked up on the CRT - bills to pay and the like.
Had room for 4 stacks, by priority.
You can't put anything on the flat screen, so now everything is all
messed up. Could lead to bankruptcy.
Got an automotive GPS unit still sitting in it's box for a birthday
gift in January. I kinda doubt I'll ever use it.
It has buttons to push and a screen to look at. And it talks at you.
Quite a distraction when driving a car, don't you think?
Probably harder to turn off then telling the wife to shut up.
Tried to sell it back to the wife and kids, but they don't want it.
Seems everybody already knows how to get where they're going.
Went to a daughter's graduation at U of I in Champagne yesterday.
I asked everybody if we should take the GPS in that box over there.
Anybody want to operate it?
They said, "You know how to get there?"
I said, yep, Lila e-mailed me directions. Exit I57 at 345A, right
on Lincoln to Green, right on Green to 6th, left on 6th to Armory,
enter parking lot E3.
That's what we did. I admit I had that on a piece of paper.
Won't remember tomorrow.
Tom mentioned color TV. I didn't get my first one until 1982.
Somebody gave it to me, because the color didn't work.
It just showed B&W, and the tuner was touchy.
I took it to a local shop - hard to believe you used to be able to
get stuff fixed - and the guy had it ready for me the next day.
Tuner fixed and he replaced the "color chip" for 40 bucks.
Very nice, had it for years.
Never went back to B&W. Got modern.
But there's modern, and then there's "bleeding edge."
A man's got to know the difference.

--Vic

On Sun, 17 May 2009 12:06:18 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

Very nice. You're a good son for your dad.
Last Christmas one of my sons bought me this flat widescreen I'm
using. So I've got a perfectly good 21" CRT sitting on the table
behind me.
Alongside the brand new 19" CRT I had picked up on sale as a spare.
Total waste of his money. Devalues my spare too.
He should have given me the cash or kept it for himself.
Either one of us could have put it to better use at Cabelas.
I'm using it just so I don't hurt his feelings.
Sort of hoping it burns out so I can put the CRT back.
I kept paperwork stacked up on the CRT - bills to pay and the like.
Had room for 4 stacks, by priority.
You can't put anything on the flat screen, so now everything is all
messed up. Could lead to bankruptcy.
Got an automotive GPS unit still sitting in it's box for a birthday
gift in January. I kinda doubt I'll ever use it.
It has buttons to push and a screen to look at. And it talks at you.
Quite a distraction when driving a car, don't you think?
Probably harder to turn off then telling the wife to shut up.
Tried to sell it back to the wife and kids, but they don't want it.
Seems everybody already knows how to get where they're going.
Went to a daughter's graduation at U of I in Champagne yesterday.
I asked everybody if we should take the GPS in that box over there.
Anybody want to operate it?
They said, "You know how to get there?"
I said, yep, Lila e-mailed me directions. Exit I57 at 345A, right
on Lincoln to Green, right on Green to 6th, left on 6th to Armory,
enter parking lot E3.
That's what we did. I admit I had that on a piece of paper.
Won't remember tomorrow.
Tom mentioned color TV. I didn't get my first one until 1982.
Somebody gave it to me, because the color didn't work.
It just showed B&W, and the tuner was touchy.
I took it to a local shop - hard to believe you used to be able to
get stuff fixed - and the guy had it ready for me the next day.
Tuner fixed and he replaced the "color chip" for 40 bucks.
Very nice, had it for years.
Never went back to B&W. Got modern.
But there's modern, and then there's "bleeding edge."
A man's got to know the difference.

--Vic

You're channeling Andy Rooney.

On Sun, 17 May 2009 11:58:03 -0700, jps wrote:



You're channeling Andy Rooney.

Don't know what channeling means.
Know a bit about channel catfish, though.
I thought Andy Rooney was dead.
Am I a straight man, or what?

--Vic

On Sun, 17 May 2009 14:13:18 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Sun, 17 May 2009 11:58:03 -0700, jps wrote:



You're channeling Andy Rooney.

Don't know what channeling means.
Know a bit about channel catfish, though.
I thought Andy Rooney was dead.
Am I a straight man, or what?

--Vic

Many folks think Andy is dead but he's still broadcasting so I'm
guessing he's still with us.

Channeling is indeed acting as a spritual channel for the dead but, in
humor, you can use it to channel the living.

On Sun, 17 May 2009 14:21:59 -0700, jps wrote:

On Sun, 17 May 2009 14:13:18 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Sun, 17 May 2009 11:58:03 -0700, jps wrote:



You're channeling Andy Rooney.

Don't know what channeling means.
Know a bit about channel catfish, though.
I thought Andy Rooney was dead.
Am I a straight man, or what?

--Vic

Many folks think Andy is dead but he's still broadcasting so I'm
guessing he's still with us.

The miracle of video editing. He's been dead for years, they just
keep cutting and remixing his old stuff to make it new. :)

Channeling is indeed acting as a spritual channel for the dead but, in
humor, you can use it to channel the living.

Yep and Shirley MacLaine was once Charlemagne’s mistress, an orphan
brought up by elephants, Nefertiti’s handmaiden and a model for
Toulouse-Lautrec among other things.

I was Hannibal and Attila the Hun. :)

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 17 May 2009 12:06:18 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

Very nice. You're a good son for your dad.
Last Christmas one of my sons bought me this flat widescreen I'm
using. So I've got a perfectly good 21" CRT sitting on the table
behind me.
Alongside the brand new 19" CRT I had picked up on sale as a spare.
Total waste of his money. Devalues my spare too.
He should have given me the cash or kept it for himself.
Either one of us could have put it to better use at Cabelas.
I'm using it just so I don't hurt his feelings.
Sort of hoping it burns out so I can put the CRT back.
I kept paperwork stacked up on the CRT - bills to pay and the like.
Had room for 4 stacks, by priority.
You can't put anything on the flat screen, so now everything is all
messed up. Could lead to bankruptcy.
Got an automotive GPS unit still sitting in it's box for a birthday
gift in January. I kinda doubt I'll ever use it.
It has buttons to push and a screen to look at. And it talks at you.
Quite a distraction when driving a car, don't you think?
Probably harder to turn off then telling the wife to shut up.
Tried to sell it back to the wife and kids, but they don't want it.
Seems everybody already knows how to get where they're going.
Went to a daughter's graduation at U of I in Champagne yesterday.
I asked everybody if we should take the GPS in that box over there.
Anybody want to operate it?
They said, "You know how to get there?"
I said, yep, Lila e-mailed me directions. Exit I57 at 345A, right
on Lincoln to Green, right on Green to 6th, left on 6th to Armory,
enter parking lot E3.
That's what we did. I admit I had that on a piece of paper.
Won't remember tomorrow.
Tom mentioned color TV. I didn't get my first one until 1982.
Somebody gave it to me, because the color didn't work.
It just showed B&W, and the tuner was touchy.
I took it to a local shop - hard to believe you used to be able to
get stuff fixed - and the guy had it ready for me the next day.
Tuner fixed and he replaced the "color chip" for 40 bucks.
Very nice, had it for years.
Never went back to B&W. Got modern.
But there's modern, and then there's "bleeding edge."
A man's got to know the difference.

--Vic

You're channeling Andy Rooney.

Don't people have to be dead before you 'channel them"?
If that's the case, try DK....an example of the 'undead' if I ever heard of
one.

On Sun, 17 May 2009 17:27:25 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


Don't people have to be dead before you 'channel them"?
If that's the case, try DK....an example of the 'undead' if I ever heard of
one.

have you seen Andy do his monologue recently?

I think he qualifies as passed on.

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 17 May 2009 17:27:25 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


Don't people have to be dead before you 'channel them"?
If that's the case, try DK....an example of the 'undead' if I ever heard
of
one.

have you seen Andy do his monologue recently?

I think he qualifies as passed on.

No...I don't watch 60 minutes much anymore.

Don White wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 17 May 2009 12:06:18 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

Very nice. You're a good son for your dad.
Last Christmas one of my sons bought me this flat widescreen I'm
using. So I've got a perfectly good 21" CRT sitting on the table
behind me.
Alongside the brand new 19" CRT I had picked up on sale as a spare.
Total waste of his money. Devalues my spare too.
He should have given me the cash or kept it for himself.
Either one of us could have put it to better use at Cabelas.
I'm using it just so I don't hurt his feelings.
Sort of hoping it burns out so I can put the CRT back.
I kept paperwork stacked up on the CRT - bills to pay and the like.
Had room for 4 stacks, by priority.
You can't put anything on the flat screen, so now everything is all
messed up. Could lead to bankruptcy.
Got an automotive GPS unit still sitting in it's box for a birthday
gift in January. I kinda doubt I'll ever use it.
It has buttons to push and a screen to look at. And it talks at you.
Quite a distraction when driving a car, don't you think?
Probably harder to turn off then telling the wife to shut up.
Tried to sell it back to the wife and kids, but they don't want it.
Seems everybody already knows how to get where they're going.
Went to a daughter's graduation at U of I in Champagne yesterday.
I asked everybody if we should take the GPS in that box over there.
Anybody want to operate it?
They said, "You know how to get there?"
I said, yep, Lila e-mailed me directions. Exit I57 at 345A, right
on Lincoln to Green, right on Green to 6th, left on 6th to Armory,
enter parking lot E3.
That's what we did. I admit I had that on a piece of paper.
Won't remember tomorrow.
Tom mentioned color TV. I didn't get my first one until 1982.
Somebody gave it to me, because the color didn't work.
It just showed B&W, and the tuner was touchy.
I took it to a local shop - hard to believe you used to be able to
get stuff fixed - and the guy had it ready for me the next day.
Tuner fixed and he replaced the "color chip" for 40 bucks.
Very nice, had it for years.
Never went back to B&W. Got modern.
But there's modern, and then there's "bleeding edge."
A man's got to know the difference.

--Vic
You're channeling Andy Rooney.

Don't people have to be dead before you 'channel them"?
If that's the case, try DK....an example of the 'undead' if I ever heard of
one.



That was just...dumb.

On Sun, 17 May 2009 12:06:18 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

He said, "For you? that sound like a deal". Soze I call my buddy that
runs the pawn shop and asked if he had something. "Sure do, I'll bring
it home with me." So I went to his house and picked it up. it's
really cool what you can get for a twenty.

The big markdown is when the junkie takes it from the owner and sells
it to the pawnship. One pawnbroker I know bought the same TV on three
occasions. There are neighborhoods where most TVs have been stolen at
least once.

Casady