Hey Krausie, previous posters have offered you an opportunity to
profit from your excellent adventures. However, they have required
proof of either two or three of your adventures.

Now I’m offering you an outstanding opportunity with more liberalized
terms to turn your excellent adventures into hard and ready cash. The
opportunity:

1. We’ll deposit an equal amount of your choosing up to $50,000 each
with a bonded escrow agent.
2. Upon your proof to the “reasonable man” legal standard of ONLY ONE
of the following adventures, you walk away with up to $100,000:
a. You once owned a Zimerman-like lobster boat
b. Your wifelet is a medical doctor
c. You graduated from Yale
d. Your father made a trans-Atlantic trip in a runabout and received a
fireboat welcome celebration in New York
e. You sailed around the “Horn” twice
f. You once owned a 43’ Hatteras
g. You have been the writer for 2 US Presidents

3.If you fail to prove ANY of the above, then I pocket the escrowed
money. (Again Krausie, you have to prove ONLY ONE.)

How ‘bout it Krausie. It’s a nice opportunity in your sunset years to
cash in on an outstanding lifetime of excellent adventures.