Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of
the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, Sir."


The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic
Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary
Clinton. and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."


The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Excellent trade, sir."