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Update: Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
The species Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus has been spotted
recently in Northern Maryland. The species’ parrot-like ability to mimic human sounds has attracted the attention of both amateur birders and scientists. In the latest sighting, the bird was observed in the parking lot or a busy restaurant near Deale, MD. According to restaurant patrons, between savaging for scraps near the restaurant’s dumpster, the bird would repeatedly scream “My wife is a doctor-doctor”. The restaurant’s owner, Wizard von Woodstock, when interviewed by the local daily, said he was “baffled” by the apparition. “It was really strange,” he told reporters. “I called the Deale Animal Control Office, but when they drove into the parking lot, the bird fled.” Local authorities are asking the public to call if they spot the creature again. “It’s really an ugly assed bird,” said Melvin Mugwamp, local animal control officer. “And it’s screeching of those repetitive phrases in a human-like voice makes no sense at all.” The Canadian based organization, Society to Unite People in Dullness (S.T.U.P.I.D.) has opposed research study of the species. A call to S.T.U.P.I.D.’s president, Don Whitewash, for comment on this latest sighting was not immediately returned. Story developing. Updates as warranted. |
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Update: Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
On Feb 5, 10:07*pm, GC Boater wrote:
The species Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus has been spotted recently in Northern Maryland. *The species’ parrot-like ability to mimic human sounds has attracted the attention of both amateur birders and scientists. In the latest sighting, the bird was observed in the parking lot or a busy restaurant near Deale, MD. *According to restaurant patrons, between savaging for scraps near the restaurant’s dumpster, the bird would repeatedly scream “My wife is a doctor-doctor”. The restaurant’s owner, Wizard von Woodstock, when interviewed by the local daily, said he was “baffled” by the apparition. *“It was really strange,” he told reporters. *“I called the Deale Animal Control Office, but when they drove into the parking lot, the bird fled.” Local authorities are asking the public to call if they spot the creature again. *“It’s really an ugly assed bird,” said Melvin Mugwamp, local animal control officer. *“And it’s screeching of those repetitive phrases in a human-like voice makes no sense at all.” The Canadian based organization, Society to Unite People in Dullness (S.T.U.P.I.D.) has opposed research study of the species. *A call to S.T.U.P.I.D.’s president, Don Whitewash, for comment on this latest sighting was not immediately returned. Story developing. *Updates as warranted. Same old **** as before...what a turd. |
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Update: Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
On Feb 5, 10:27*pm, wrote:
On Feb 5, 10:07*pm, GC Boater wrote: The species Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus has been spotted recently in Northern Maryland. *The species’ parrot-like ability to mimic human sounds has attracted the attention of both amateur birders and scientists. In the latest sighting, the bird was observed in the parking lot or a busy restaurant near Deale, MD. *According to restaurant patrons, between savaging for scraps near the restaurant’s dumpster, the bird would repeatedly scream “My wife is a doctor-doctor”. The restaurant’s owner, Wizard von Woodstock, when interviewed by the local daily, said he was “baffled” by the apparition. *“It was really strange,” he told reporters. *“I called the Deale Animal Control Office, but when they drove into the parking lot, the bird fled.” Local authorities are asking the public to call if they spot the creature again. *“It’s really an ugly assed bird,” said Melvin Mugwamp, local animal control officer. *“And it’s screeching of those repetitive phrases in a human-like voice makes no sense at all.” The Canadian based organization, Society to Unite People in Dullness (S.T.U.P.I.D.) has opposed research study of the species. *A call to S.T.U.P.I.D.’s president, Don Whitewash, for comment on this latest sighting was not immediately returned. Story developing. *Updates as warranted. Same old **** as before...what a turd.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - This is fun watching you be Harry's private peter puffer..... |
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Update: Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
On Feb 6, 8:53*am, wrote:
On Feb 5, 10:27*pm, wrote: On Feb 5, 10:07*pm, GC Boater wrote: The species Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus has been spotted recently in Northern Maryland. *The species’ parrot-like ability to mimic human sounds has attracted the attention of both amateur birders and scientists. In the latest sighting, the bird was observed in the parking lot or a busy restaurant near Deale, MD. *According to restaurant patrons, between savaging for scraps near the restaurant’s dumpster, the bird would repeatedly scream “My wife is a doctor-doctor”. The restaurant’s owner, Wizard von Woodstock, when interviewed by the local daily, said he was “baffled” by the apparition. *“It was really strange,” he told reporters. *“I called the Deale Animal Control Office, but when they drove into the parking lot, the bird fled.” Local authorities are asking the public to call if they spot the creature again. *“It’s really an ugly assed bird,” said Melvin Mugwamp, local animal control officer. *“And it’s screeching of those repetitive phrases in a human-like voice makes no sense at all.” The Canadian based organization, Society to Unite People in Dullness (S.T.U.P.I.D.) has opposed research study of the species. *A call to S.T.U.P.I.D.’s president, Don Whitewash, for comment on this latest sighting was not immediately returned. Story developing. *Updates as warranted. Same old **** as before...what a turd.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - This is fun watching you be Harry's private peter puffer.....- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - As fun as it is to watch you smoke Loogys pole, bitch? |
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Update: Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
On Feb 6, 8:53*am, wrote:
On Feb 5, 10:27*pm, wrote: On Feb 5, 10:07*pm, GC Boater wrote: The species Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus has been spotted recently in Northern Maryland. *The species’ parrot-like ability to mimic human sounds has attracted the attention of both amateur birders and scientists. In the latest sighting, the bird was observed in the parking lot or a busy restaurant near Deale, MD. *According to restaurant patrons, between savaging for scraps near the restaurant’s dumpster, the bird would repeatedly scream “My wife is a doctor-doctor”. The restaurant’s owner, Wizard von Woodstock, when interviewed by the local daily, said he was “baffled” by the apparition. *“It was really strange,” he told reporters. *“I called the Deale Animal Control Office, but when they drove into the parking lot, the bird fled.” Local authorities are asking the public to call if they spot the creature again. *“It’s really an ugly assed bird,” said Melvin Mugwamp, local animal control officer. *“And it’s screeching of those repetitive phrases in a human-like voice makes no sense at all.” The Canadian based organization, Society to Unite People in Dullness (S.T.U.P.I.D.) has opposed research study of the species. *A call to S.T.U.P.I.D.’s president, Don Whitewash, for comment on this latest sighting was not immediately returned. Story developing. *Updates as warranted. Same old **** as before...what a turd.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - This is fun watching you be Harry's private peter puffer.....- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - As fun as it is to watch you smoke Justhates pole, bitch? There you go again, making reference to Homosexual activities... Coming out, are we? I thought that was what Atlanta was all about..... Queers like you, making reference to little boys, and pole smoking...lol. How many cocks CAN you fit in that big mouth of yours.... Four or more, I'll bet. Loogy, out on Lake Lanier, smoking some guys pole....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Loogys favourite Chinese dish... " Cream of Sum Yung Guy ". LMAO !!!!!!! |
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Update: Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
On Feb 6, 3:56*pm, wrote:
On Feb 6, 8:53*am, wrote: On Feb 5, 10:27*pm, wrote: On Feb 5, 10:07*pm, GC Boater wrote: The species Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus has been spotted recently in Northern Maryland. *The species’ parrot-like ability to mimic human sounds has attracted the attention of both amateur birders and scientists. In the latest sighting, the bird was observed in the parking lot or a busy restaurant near Deale, MD. *According to restaurant patrons, between savaging for scraps near the restaurant’s dumpster, the bird would repeatedly scream “My wife is a doctor-doctor”. The restaurant’s owner, Wizard von Woodstock, when interviewed by the local daily, said he was “baffled” by the apparition. *“It was really strange,” he told reporters. *“I called the Deale Animal Control Office, but when they drove into the parking lot, the bird fled.” Local authorities are asking the public to call if they spot the creature again. *“It’s really an ugly assed bird,” said Melvin Mugwamp, local animal control officer. *“And it’s screeching of those repetitive phrases in a human-like voice makes no sense at all.” The Canadian based organization, Society to Unite People in Dullness (S.T.U.P.I.D.) has opposed research study of the species. *A call to S.T.U.P.I.D.’s president, Don Whitewash, for comment on this latest sighting was not immediately returned. Story developing. *Updates as warranted. Same old **** as before...what a turd.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - This is fun watching you be Harry's private peter puffer.....- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - As fun as it is to watch you smoke Justhates pole, bitch? There you go again, making reference to Homosexual activities... Coming out, are we? I thought that was what Atlanta was all about..... Queers like you, making reference to little boys, and pole smoking...lol. How many cocks CAN you fit in that big mouth of yours.... Four or more, I'll bet. Loogy, out on Lake Lanier, smoking some guys pole....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Loogys favourite Chinese dish... " Cream of Sum Yung Guy ". LMAO !!!!!!!- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Hey SlamBam, just for the record, is it your position that Harry Krause is a truthful person? |
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Update: Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
On Feb 6, 6:05*pm, GC Boater wrote:
On Feb 6, 3:56*pm, wrote: On Feb 6, 8:53*am, wrote: On Feb 5, 10:27*pm, wrote: On Feb 5, 10:07*pm, GC Boater wrote: The species Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus has been spotted recently in Northern Maryland. *The species’ parrot-like ability to mimic human sounds has attracted the attention of both amateur birders and scientists. In the latest sighting, the bird was observed in the parking lot or a busy restaurant near Deale, MD. *According to restaurant patrons, between savaging for scraps near the restaurant’s dumpster, the bird would repeatedly scream “My wife is a doctor-doctor”. The restaurant’s owner, Wizard von Woodstock, when interviewed by the local daily, said he was “baffled” by the apparition. *“It was really strange,” he told reporters. *“I called the Deale Animal Control Office, but when they drove into the parking lot, the bird fled.” Local authorities are asking the public to call if they spot the creature again. *“It’s really an ugly assed bird,” said Melvin Mugwamp, local animal control officer. *“And it’s screeching of those repetitive phrases in a human-like voice makes no sense at all.” The Canadian based organization, Society to Unite People in Dullness (S.T.U.P.I.D.) has opposed research study of the species. *A call to S.T.U.P.I.D.’s president, Don Whitewash, for comment on this latest sighting was not immediately returned. Story developing. *Updates as warranted. Same old **** as before...what a turd.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - This is fun watching you be Harry's private peter puffer.....- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - As fun as it is to watch you smoke Justhates pole, bitch? There you go again, making reference to Homosexual activities... Coming out, are we? I thought that was what Atlanta was all about..... Queers like you, making reference to little boys, and pole smoking...lol. How many cocks CAN you fit in that big mouth of yours.... Four or more, I'll bet. Loogy, out on Lake Lanier, smoking some guys pole....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Loogys favourite Chinese dish... " Cream of Sum Yung Guy ". LMAO !!!!!!!- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Hey SlamBam, just for the record, is it your position that Harry Krause is a truthful person?- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I cant reply....to a sock-puppet |
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Update: Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
On Thu, 5 Feb 2009 19:07:34 -0800 (PST), GC Boater
wrote: The species Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus has been spotted recently in Northern Maryland. The species’ parrot-like ability to mimic human sounds has attracted the attention of both amateur birders and scientists. In the latest sighting, the bird was observed in the parking lot or a busy restaurant near Deale, MD. According to restaurant patrons, between savaging for scraps near the restaurant’s dumpster, the bird would repeatedly scream “My wife is a doctor-doctor”. The restaurant’s owner, Wizard von Woodstock, when interviewed by the local daily, said he was “baffled” by the apparition. “It was really strange,” he told reporters. “I called the Deale Animal Control Office, but when they drove into the parking lot, the bird fled.” Local authorities are asking the public to call if they spot the creature again. “It’s really an ugly assed bird,” said Melvin Mugwamp, local animal control officer. “And it’s screeching of those repetitive phrases in a human-like voice makes no sense at all.” The Canadian based organization, Society to Unite People in Dullness (S.T.U.P.I.D.) has opposed research study of the species. A call to S.T.U.P.I.D.’s president, Don Whitewash, for comment on this latest sighting was not immediately returned. Story developing. Updates as warranted. That must have been the Happy Harbor Inn. Great place for breakfast, expecially if you're into biscuits and sausage gravy, or other health foods! |
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