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They Walk Among Us !!!!!!
On Feb 4, 4:56*am, Cliff wrote:
[ NEW YORK - Idaho * resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her *friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard *for stupidity with her appearance on the popular * TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. ' * It seems that Evans, a *32-year-old wife *and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, *and *proceeded to make what fans of the show are *dubbing 'the absolute worst use of *lifelines *ever.' After being introduced to the show's host *Meredith Vieira, *Evans assured her that she was *ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an * extremely easy $100 question. The question was: *'Which of the following is the largest?' A) A *Peanut B) An Elephant C) The Moon D) Hey, *who *you calling large? Immediately Mrs. *Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she *realized that this was a question to which she did not * readily know the answer.. 'Hmm, oh boy, *that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level *best to hide her disbelief and disgust. 'I mean, I'm *sure *I've heard of some of these things before, *but I have no idea how large they would be.' Evans *made the decision to use the first of her three *lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, *leaving her to decide which was *bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an *incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure. * 'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' *exclaimed Evans. 'Darn.. I think I better phone a *friend.' Using the second of her two lifelines on *the first question, Mrs. *Evans asked to be *connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office * assistant. 'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is *Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans, *wasting the first *seven seconds of her call. 'Ok, I got an important *question. *Which of the following is the largest? *B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 *seconds hun.' Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the *moon. Evans *proceeded to argue with her friend *for the remaining ten seconds. 'Come on Betsy, are *you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Duh, that *can't be *it.' To everyone's astonishment, *the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice *and pick 'The Moon.' 'I just don't know if I can *trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd *like to ask the audience,' *said Evans. Asked *to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned *98% *in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having *used up all her lifelines, Evans then *made the dumbest choice of her life. 'Wow, seems like *everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the too-stupid-to- live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes *you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For *which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to *have to go with B, an elephant. *Final answer.' * Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the *only one *waiting with bated breath, and was told *that she was wrong, and that the *answer was in *fact, C, 'The Moon.' *Caution...they walk among us! Some guy *bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his *old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a *sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, *you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there *without even one person looking twice at it. *He *eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of *this deal. *It looked too *good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: *'Fridge for sale $50.' * The next day *someone stole it! * ***They walk amongst us!*** ------------ *--------- --------- --------- --------- * One *day I was walking down the beach with *some friends when someone shouted....' Look at *that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where? ' * ***They walk among * us!!*** *------------ *--------- --------- --------- --------- * While *looking at a house, my brother *asked the estate *agent which direction was north because, he explained, *he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. *She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my *brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and *has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I *don't keep up with that *stuff' ***They *Walk Among *Us!!*** ------------ *--------- --------- --------- --------- * My *colleague and I were eating our lunch in our *cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative *assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a *convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned *because the car was moving'. ***They Walk Among * Us!!!!*** ------------ *--------- --------- --------- --------- * My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car *it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets *trapped She keeps it in the trunk. ***They Walk Among * Us!!!!!*** --- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- I was *hanging out with a friend *when we saw a woman *with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My * friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?' I *had to explain that *a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart *no matter which way the head is turned.... ***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!! *** ------------ *--------- --------- --------- --------- I *couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. *So I went to the lost luggage office and told the *woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled *and told me not to worry because she was a trained *professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked *me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'.... (I work with *professionals like this.) ***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!*** *------------ *--------- --------- --------- --------- While working at a pizza parlor I observed *a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be *alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut *into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time *before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't * think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 *pieces. * ***Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!! * Sadly, not *only do they walk among *us, they also reproduce! ] Sounds like the same line of genes that Loogy spawned from. BTW...NO ONE likes a cross-poster..... |
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