On Feb 4, 5:25*am, Curly Surmudgeon wrote:
On Wed, 04 Feb 2009 04:56:35 -0500, Cliff wrote:
Some guy *bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his *old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a *sign on it saying: 'Free
to good home. You want it, *you take it.' For three days the fridge sat
there *without even one person looking twice at it. *He *eventually
decided that people were too un-trusting of *this deal. *It looked too
good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: *'Fridge for sale $50.'

The next day *someone stole it!

***They walk amongst us!***

That is how I'd get rid of my used motor oil. *After changing the oil on
our vehicles I'd put the used oil back into the white Castrol bottles and
wipe them clean then return them carefully to the cardboard box. *When
full I'd neatly seal it with packing tape and leave the case in the bed
of my truck.

Then we'd go shopping in town. *Never failed, a robber would steal the
case each time within moments. *Sometimes I'd stand in the store window
watching. *And laughing.

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Regards, Curly
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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Arrest Bush
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Pretty cool, Mudge. I'm laughing, too.