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Joke of The Day...
Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other
and says, I think I just lost an Electron!! To which the other atom says, Are you sure? And the first atom responds, Im POSITIVE!!! |
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#2
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Joke of The Day...
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote: Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other and says, I think I just lost an Electron!! To which the other atom says, Are you sure? And the first atom responds, Im POSITIVE!!! Well! There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a start. -- John |
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#3
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Joke of The Day...
On Dec 12, 6:18*am, John wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports wrote: Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other and says, I think I just lost an Electron!! To which the other atom says, Are you sure? And the first atom responds, Im POSITIVE!!! Well! There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a start.. -- John Only comment's he'd get from me would me NEGATIVE And I refuse to stand NEUTRAL. |
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#4
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Joke of The Day...
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:22:44 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote: On Dec 12, 6:18*am, John wrote: On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports wrote: Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other and says, I think I just lost an Electron!! To which the other atom says, Are you sure? And the first atom responds, Im POSITIVE!!! Well! There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a start. Only comment's he'd get from me would me NEGATIVE And I refuse to stand NEUTRAL. Thus proving that you are, indeed, a neutron. BBAAWWWAAAHHHHHAAAAA!!!! |
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#5
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Joke of The Day...
On Dec 12, 6:30*am, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote: On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:22:44 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote: On Dec 12, 6:18*am, John wrote: On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports wrote: Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other and says, I think I just lost an Electron!! To which the other atom says, Are you sure? And the first atom responds, Im POSITIVE!!! Well! There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a start. Only comment's he'd get from me would me NEGATIVE And I refuse to stand NEUTRAL. Thus proving that you are, indeed, a neutron. BBAAWWWAAAHHHHHAAAAA!!!! Good. Then shall we commence? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhcjRoU0C7g |
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#6
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Joke of The Day...
"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in message ... On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:22:44 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote: On Dec 12, 6:18 am, John wrote: On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports wrote: Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other and says, "I think I just lost an Electron!!" To which the other atom says, "Are you sure?" And the first atom responds, "I'm POSITIVE!!!" Well! There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a start. Only comment's he'd get from me would me NEGATIVE And I refuse to stand NEUTRAL. Thus proving that you are, indeed, a neutron. BBAAWWWAAAHHHHHAAAAA!!!! Timmy Neutron? |
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#7
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Joke of The Day...
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:38:10 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote: "Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in message ... On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:22:44 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote: On Dec 12, 6:18 am, John wrote: On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports wrote: Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other and says, "I think I just lost an Electron!!" To which the other atom says, "Are you sure?" And the first atom responds, "I'm POSITIVE!!!" Well! There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a start. Only comment's he'd get from me would me NEGATIVE And I refuse to stand NEUTRAL. Thus proving that you are, indeed, a neutron. BBAAWWWAAAHHHHHAAAAA!!!! Timmy Neutron? Excellent. :) |
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#8
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Joke of The Day...
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:18:11 -0500, John wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports wrote: Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other and says, I think I just lost an Electron!! To which the other atom says, Are you sure? And the first atom responds, Im POSITIVE!!! Well! There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a start. I've decided that competition is a tool of our Corporate Masters to keep the working class from rebelling en mass. Thus, I will no longer compete showing solidarity with the proletariat. And Yale graduates. |
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#9
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Joke of The Day...
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:38:33 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote: On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:18:11 -0500, John wrote: On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports wrote: Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other and says, I think I just lost an Electron!! To which the other atom says, Are you sure? And the first atom responds, Im POSITIVE!!! Well! There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a start. I've decided that competition is a tool of our Corporate Masters to keep the working class from rebelling en mass. Thus, I will no longer compete showing solidarity with the proletariat. And Yale graduates. Speaking of competition, it looks like the UAW won last night. They get to keep their high salaries. They won't have to accept the drivel given to the employees at Toyota and Honda. Of course, that's only for the next few weeks. They must be Yale graduates also. -- John |
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#10
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Joke of The Day...
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:07:44 -0500, John wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:38:33 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports wrote: On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:18:11 -0500, John wrote: On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports wrote: Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other and says, I think I just lost an Electron!! To which the other atom says, Are you sure? And the first atom responds, Im POSITIVE!!! Well! There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a start. I've decided that competition is a tool of our Corporate Masters to keep the working class from rebelling en mass. Thus, I will no longer compete showing solidarity with the proletariat. And Yale graduates. Speaking of competition, it looks like the UAW won last night. They get to keep their high salaries. They won't have to accept the drivel given to the employees at Toyota and Honda. Of course, that's only for the next few weeks. They must be Yale graduates also. Well duh... |
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