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On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:22:44 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

On Dec 12, 6:18*am, John wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports

wrote:
Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other
and says, “I think I just lost an Electron!!”


To which the other atom says, “Are you sure?”


And the first atom responds, “I’m POSITIVE!!!”


Well!

There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a start.


Only comment's he'd get from me would me NEGATIVE


And I refuse to stand NEUTRAL.


Thus proving that you are, indeed, a neutron.

BBAAWWWAAAHHHHHAAAAA!!!!