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On Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:10:18 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
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Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:56:01 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrd9p47MPHg


Here's one of mine...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRkgq4QTR9Q


Now you have crossed the line.


Ok - I realise that not everybody appreciate good fart jokes.

Must be a super secret Yale graduate.

Here's one more your speed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ArlE9oP1l0
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On Dec 11, 3:15*pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
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John wrote:
On Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:56:01 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrd9p47MPHg


It was just a matter of time....


yes, us Jews have so few good holiday songs. *You guys got all the good
ones.

Here is one for Harry

Grab yourself an Aluminum Pole
Then head on down to the Grocery Store
Grab some pretzels and some beer
This only comes one time a year
A time to scream, a time to shout
Get all of your grievances out
Soon well all be on our way
To celebrate a Festivus day
Dont Need Money
Dont Need Malls
Dont need a credit card to pay for it all
Soon well all be on our way
To celebrate Festivus Day
Yes Festivus, Festivus


Yes, and maybe so, but you have a bunch more holidays that we.

An old Rabbi (a real yiddish-type one) from St. Louis once told
me.something like:

"Schnowz. You know vhat awl Jewish Hahla-daze celebrate?

"Er, no sir"


"Dehr awl braced around one central theeeme!"

Yessir. and what's that?"

"Simple. They tried to kill us.... we won.... let's EAT!"


Makes sense to me...
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I like the motorcycle at the beginning.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYZtbqYsb78
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Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:10:18 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:56:01 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrd9p47MPHg
Here's one of mine...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRkgq4QTR9Q

Now you have crossed the line.


Ok - I realise that not everybody appreciate good fart jokes.

Must be a super secret Yale graduate.

Here's one more your speed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ArlE9oP1l0


Thats not funny either.

Since you have not been a good boy, this is what you are getting for
Christmas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zei4hJFnQGA



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Tim wrote:
On Dec 11, 3:15 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
John wrote:
On Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:56:01 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrd9p47MPHg
It was just a matter of time....

yes, us Jews have so few good holiday songs. You guys got all the good
ones.

Here is one for Harry

Grab yourself an Aluminum Pole
Then head on down to the Grocery Store
Grab some pretzels and some beer
This only comes one time a year
A time to scream, a time to shout
Get all of your grievances out
Soon well all be on our way
To celebrate a Festivus day
Dont Need Money
Dont Need Malls
Dont need a credit card to pay for it all
Soon well all be on our way
To celebrate Festivus Day
Yes Festivus, Festivus


Yes, and maybe so, but you have a bunch more holidays that we.

An old Rabbi (a real yiddish-type one) from St. Louis once told
me.something like:

"Schnowz. You know vhat awl Jewish Hahla-daze celebrate?

"Er, no sir"


"Dehr awl braced around one central theeeme!"

Yessir. and what's that?"

"Simple. They tried to kill us.... we won.... let's EAT!"


Makes sense to me...


You look skinny, EAT.



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On Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:02:07 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
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Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:10:18 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:56:01 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrd9p47MPHg
Here's one of mine...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRkgq4QTR9Q
Now you have crossed the line.


Ok - I realise that not everybody appreciate good fart jokes.

Must be a super secret Yale graduate.

Here's one more your speed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ArlE9oP1l0


Thats not funny either.


Well, that pretty much proves it. You are definetly a Yale graduate.

I wonder if you know...nah...

Since you have not been a good boy, this is what you are getting for
Christmas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zei4hJFnQGA


Mildly amusing.

Not as funny as fart jokes though.
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