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Boater November 29th 08 04:21 PM

at 3:30AM it hit!
 
Tim wrote:
On Nov 29, 8:49 am, JohnH wrote:
On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 06:35:17 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:
On Nov 29, 8:21 am, JohnH wrote:
On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 05:57:15 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:
On Nov 29, 7:08 am, Boater wrote:
Tim wrote:
the triple flusher.
finally.
Do I want to ask?
harry, you already did.
I took a crap. a HUGE crap!
The dump of dumps.
I feel 20 lb.s lighter.
happens every post-thanksgiving dinner.
*whew!*
Wow. Thanks for sharing. I recommend Metamucil on a daily basis.
--
John H
*Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!*- Hide quoted text -
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There's still a few containers in Dad's pantry. They're coming home
with me.

I hope they're the orange flavored. Try it with orange juice and it's not
bad.
--
John H

*Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!*- Hide quoted text -

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Yes, it's orange. and tastes like your drinking soft sand, but it'll
probably help get things really lined out. If bad leads to worse I did
find a bottle of castor oil.

?;^ Q



Roto Rooter.

[email protected] November 29th 08 06:03 PM

at 3:30AM it hit!
 
On Nov 29, 11:21*am, Boater wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Nov 29, 8:49 am, JohnH wrote:
On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 06:35:17 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:
On Nov 29, 8:21 am, JohnH wrote:
On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 05:57:15 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:
On Nov 29, 7:08 am, Boater wrote:
Tim wrote:
the triple flusher.
finally.
Do I want to ask?
harry, you already did.
I took a crap. a HUGE crap!
The dump of dumps.
I feel 20 lb.s lighter.
happens every post-thanksgiving dinner.
*whew!*
Wow. Thanks for sharing. I recommend Metamucil on a daily basis.
--
John H
*Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!*- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
There's still a few containers in Dad's pantry. They're coming home
with me.
I hope they're the orange flavored. Try it with orange juice and it's not
bad.
--
John H


*Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!*- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Yes, it's orange. and tastes like your drinking soft sand, but it'll
probably help get things really lined out. If bad leads to worse I did
find a bottle of castor oil.


?;^ Q


Roto Rooter.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Not everybody is such a fat slob that they need mechanical help.

JohnH[_3_] November 29th 08 07:30 PM

at 3:30AM it hit!
 
On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 07:28:28 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

On Nov 29, 8:49*am, JohnH wrote:
On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 06:35:17 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:
On Nov 29, 8:21*am, JohnH wrote:
On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 05:57:15 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:
On Nov 29, 7:08*am, Boater wrote:
Tim wrote:
the triple flusher.


finally.


Do I want to ask?


harry, you already did.


I took a crap. a HUGE crap!


The dump of dumps.


I feel 20 lb.s lighter.


happens every post-thanksgiving dinner.


*whew!*


Wow. Thanks for sharing. I recommend Metamucil on a daily basis.
--
John H


*Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!*- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


There's still a few containers in Dad's pantry. They're coming home
with me.


I hope they're the orange flavored. Try it with orange juice and it's not
bad.
--
John H

*Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!*- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Yes, it's orange. and tastes like your drinking soft sand, but it'll
probably help get things really lined out. If bad leads to worse I did
find a bottle of castor oil.

?;^ Q


Mix it with a half glass of orange juice. Tastes fine.
--
John H

*Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!*

Tom Francis - SWSports November 29th 08 10:41 PM

at 3:30AM it hit!
 
On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 05:06:51 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

the triple flusher.

finally.


Um....

Ok.

D K November 30th 08 02:41 AM

at 3:30AM it hit!
 
Tim wrote:
On Nov 29, 8:04 am, Boater wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Nov 29, 7:08 am, Boater wrote:
Tim wrote:
the triple flusher.
finally.
Do I want to ask?
harry, you already did.
I took a crap. a HUGE crap!
The dump of dumps.
I feel 20 lb.s lighter.
happens every post-thanksgiving dinner.
*whew!*

I knew there was a reason why I admired you. It just took a while to
figure it out.- Hide quoted text -

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Believe me, man. It burned all the way, too!

It truely was a fight to the finish, but I'm still here, and it isn't.


Nice!

Don White November 30th 08 03:18 AM

at 3:30AM it hit!
 

"D K" wrote in message
...
Tim wrote:
On Nov 29, 8:04 am, Boater wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Nov 29, 7:08 am, Boater wrote:
Tim wrote:
the triple flusher.
finally.
Do I want to ask?
harry, you already did.
I took a crap. a HUGE crap!
The dump of dumps.
I feel 20 lb.s lighter.
happens every post-thanksgiving dinner.
*whew!*
I knew there was a reason why I admired you. It just took a while to
figure it out.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Believe me, man. It burned all the way, too!

It truely was a fight to the finish, but I'm still here, and it isn't.


Nice!


Being full of ****, I'm sure you can relate to Tims' story.



[email protected] November 30th 08 03:53 AM

*Burp!*
 
On Nov 28, 1:19*pm, Tim wrote:
Oh gosh. I ate too much yesterday. I do every year. seems like I don't
learn, either that or I'm old enough to know better but too young to
resist.

With over night relatives and all, the plumbing at my house is at
running at maximum capacity.

How,d your day go?


Hey Tim, you got 36 responses to this really "****ty" post ;)

Tim November 30th 08 03:59 AM

*Burp!*
 
On Nov 29, 9:53*pm, wrote:
On Nov 28, 1:19*pm, Tim wrote:

Oh gosh. I ate too much yesterday. I do every year. seems like I don't
learn, either that or I'm old enough to know better but too young to
resist.


With over night relatives and all, the plumbing at my house is at
running at maximum capacity.


How,d your day go?


Hey Tim, you got 36 responses to this really "****ty" post ;)


Yours made 37 so mine's 38. oh yeah, today was my birthday (53) too.
maybe we can squeeze another 38 out of it.

LOL!

D K November 30th 08 04:02 AM

at 3:30AM it hit!
 
Don White wrote:
"D K" wrote in message
...
Tim wrote:
On Nov 29, 8:04 am, Boater wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Nov 29, 7:08 am, Boater wrote:
Tim wrote:
the triple flusher.
finally.
Do I want to ask?
harry, you already did.
I took a crap. a HUGE crap!
The dump of dumps.
I feel 20 lb.s lighter.
happens every post-thanksgiving dinner.
*whew!*
I knew there was a reason why I admired you. It just took a while to
figure it out.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
Believe me, man. It burned all the way, too!

It truely was a fight to the finish, but I'm still here, and it isn't.

Nice!


Being full of ****, I'm sure you can relate to Tims' story.



How does this post involve you? Are you stalking me, dummy?

JohnH[_4_] November 30th 08 12:36 PM

*Burp!*
 
On Sat, 29 Nov 2008 19:59:38 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

On Nov 29, 9:53*pm, wrote:
On Nov 28, 1:19*pm, Tim wrote:

Oh gosh. I ate too much yesterday. I do every year. seems like I don't
learn, either that or I'm old enough to know better but too young to
resist.


With over night relatives and all, the plumbing at my house is at
running at maximum capacity.


How,d your day go?


Hey Tim, you got 36 responses to this really "****ty" post ;)


Yours made 37 so mine's 38. oh yeah, today was my birthday (53) too.
maybe we can squeeze another 38 out of it.

LOL!


Happy Birthday! Late.
--
John H

*Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!*


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