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On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote:
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snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water


I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent living,
have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't have
to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and I'm
not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you.


Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing
scholarship to college?


Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must lie
about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid to
know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and consequences
for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how to
be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you should
take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life.


That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. Our scale
of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your boat
over and the number of snakes.
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Frogwatch wrote:
On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 8:35 am, Boater wrote:



wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent living,
have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't have
to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and I'm
not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you.
Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing
scholarship to college?

Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must lie
about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid to
know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and consequences
for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how to
be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you should
take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life.


That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. Our scale
of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your boat
over and the number of snakes.



I have zero interest in "competitive canoeing" or its lingo, but I do
like to paddle around in a canoe on a pretty river. I've seen a few
snakes swimming in the Shenandoah from time to time. I have no idea what
kind they are. What's nice is fly fishing on the river from either a
canoe or a raft, or just going for a swim.

We launch from this spot:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/96c4348e.jpg


We have a gravel road leading down between two parts of the river bank
right down to the water. Dark gloomy day when this was shot.
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On Nov 17, 10:32*am, Boater wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 8:35 am, Boater wrote:


wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent living,
have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't have
to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and I'm
not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you.
Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing
scholarship to college?
Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must lie
about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid to
know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and consequences
for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how to
be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you should
take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life.


That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. *Our scale
of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your boat
over and the number of snakes.


I have zero interest in "competitive canoeing" *or its lingo, but I do
like to paddle around in a canoe on a pretty river. I've seen a few
snakes swimming in the Shenandoah from time to time. I have no idea what
kind they are. What's nice is fly fishing on the river from either a
canoe or a raft, or just going for a swim.

We launch from this spot:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/96c4348e.jpg

We have a gravel road leading down between two parts of the river bank
right down to the water. Dark gloomy day when this was shot.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Now he flyfishes from a canoe.. This is getting better all the
time... Yikes, guess that low fat center of gravity comes in handy
from time to time. Wonder if he has a seperate canoe for each butt
cheek ?
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wrote:
On Nov 17, 10:32 am, Boater wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 8:35 am, Boater wrote:
wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent living,
have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't have
to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and I'm
not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you.
Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing
scholarship to college?
Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must lie
about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid to
know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and consequences
for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how to
be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you should
take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life.
That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. Our scale
of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your boat
over and the number of snakes.

I have zero interest in "competitive canoeing" or its lingo, but I do
like to paddle around in a canoe on a pretty river. I've seen a few
snakes swimming in the Shenandoah from time to time. I have no idea what
kind they are. What's nice is fly fishing on the river from either a
canoe or a raft, or just going for a swim.

We launch from this spot:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/96c4348e.jpg

We have a gravel road leading down between two parts of the river bank
right down to the water. Dark gloomy day when this was shot.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Now he flyfishes from a canoe.. This is getting better all the
time... Yikes, guess that low fat center of gravity comes in handy
from time to time. Wonder if he has a seperate canoe for each butt
cheek ?



Since until recently you thought I was 5'3" (almost a foot off), and
since you have not seen a recent photo of me and since you don't know
anyone who has seen me in the last year or so or even longer, you have
no idea what I look like or how much I weigh.

Second, you also know nothing about fishing, fly or otherwise.

Do you work extra hard at showing yourself off as an ignorant little
turd? Or does it come naturally?

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Boater wrote:
wrote:
On Nov 17, 10:32 am, Boater wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 8:35 am, Boater wrote:
wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally
enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent living,
have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't
have
to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and
I'm
not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you.
Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing
scholarship to college?
Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must lie
about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid to
know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and consequences
for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how to
be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you should
take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life.
That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. Our scale
of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your boat
over and the number of snakes.
I have zero interest in "competitive canoeing" or its lingo, but I do
like to paddle around in a canoe on a pretty river. I've seen a few
snakes swimming in the Shenandoah from time to time. I have no idea what
kind they are. What's nice is fly fishing on the river from either a
canoe or a raft, or just going for a swim.

We launch from this spot:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/96c4348e.jpg

We have a gravel road leading down between two parts of the river bank
right down to the water. Dark gloomy day when this was shot.- Hide
quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Now he flyfishes from a canoe.. This is getting better all the
time... Yikes, guess that low fat center of gravity comes in handy
from time to time. Wonder if he has a seperate canoe for each butt
cheek ?



Since until recently you thought I was 5'3" (almost a foot off), and
since you have not seen a recent photo of me and since you don't know
anyone who has seen me in the last year or so or even longer, you have
no idea what I look like or how much I weigh.

Second, you also know nothing about fishing, fly or otherwise.

Do you work extra hard at showing yourself off as an ignorant little
turd? Or does it come naturally?

Lots of people think you are small and narrow minded. So what if you are
a few inches taller than imagined.You are still an ass.Unless you think
our visualizations of you wouldn't do you justice, there is really no
need for you to post a photo. The meat hooks you posted holding a room
key from your girlfriend's business trip to Calif give a pretty good
indication of your physical condition.


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On Nov 17, 10:36*am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 10:32*am, Boater wrote:





Frogwatch wrote:
On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 8:35 am, Boater wrote:


wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent living,
have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't have
to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and I'm
not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you.
Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing
scholarship to college?
Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must lie
about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid to
know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and consequences
for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how to
be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you should
take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life.


That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. *Our scale
of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your boat
over and the number of snakes.


I have zero interest in "competitive canoeing" *or its lingo, but I do
like to paddle around in a canoe on a pretty river. I've seen a few
snakes swimming in the Shenandoah from time to time. I have no idea what
kind they are. What's nice is fly fishing on the river from either a
canoe or a raft, or just going for a swim.


We launch from this spot:


http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/96c4348e.jpg


We have a gravel road leading down between two parts of the river bank
right down to the water. Dark gloomy day when this was shot.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Now he flyfishes from a canoe.. This is getting better all the
time... *Yikes, guess that low fat center of gravity comes in handy
from time to time. Wonder if he has a seperate canoe for each butt
cheek ?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I'd love to see THAT! It's got to be quite a site watching Harry shoe-
horn his fat blubber into a canoe!
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On Nov 17, 10:36 am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 10:32 am, Boater wrote:





Frogwatch wrote:
On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 8:35 am, Boater wrote:


wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should
know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally
enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent living,
have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't
have
to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and
I'm
not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you.
Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing
scholarship to college?
Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must lie
about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid to
know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and consequences
for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how to
be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you
should
take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life.


That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. Our scale
of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your boat
over and the number of snakes.


I have zero interest in "competitive canoeing" or its lingo, but I do
like to paddle around in a canoe on a pretty river. I've seen a few
snakes swimming in the Shenandoah from time to time. I have no idea what
kind they are. What's nice is fly fishing on the river from either a
canoe or a raft, or just going for a swim.


We launch from this spot:


http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/96c4348e.jpg


We have a gravel road leading down between two parts of the river bank
right down to the water. Dark gloomy day when this was shot.- Hide
quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Now he flyfishes from a canoe.. This is getting better all the
time... Yikes, guess that low fat center of gravity comes in handy
from time to time. Wonder if he has a seperate canoe for each butt
cheek ?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I'd love to see THAT! It's got to be *quite a site* watching Harry shoe-
horn his fat blubber into a canoe!
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Say what...? "*quite a site*??


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Don White wrote:
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On Nov 17, 10:36 am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 10:32 am, Boater wrote:





Frogwatch wrote:
On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 8:35 am, Boater wrote:
wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should
know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally
enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent living,
have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't
have
to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and
I'm
not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you.
Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing
scholarship to college?
Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must lie
about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid to
know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and consequences
for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how to
be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you
should
take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life.
That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. Our scale
of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your boat
over and the number of snakes.
I have zero interest in "competitive canoeing" or its lingo, but I do
like to paddle around in a canoe on a pretty river. I've seen a few
snakes swimming in the Shenandoah from time to time. I have no idea what
kind they are. What's nice is fly fishing on the river from either a
canoe or a raft, or just going for a swim.
We launch from this spot:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/96c4348e.jpg
We have a gravel road leading down between two parts of the river bank
right down to the water. Dark gloomy day when this was shot.- Hide
quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

Now he flyfishes from a canoe.. This is getting better all the
time... Yikes, guess that low fat center of gravity comes in handy
from time to time. Wonder if he has a seperate canoe for each butt
cheek ?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I'd love to see THAT! It's got to be *quite a site* watching Harry shoe-
horn his fat blubber into a canoe!
---------------------------------------------------------

Say what...? "*quite a site*??




It's loogy...the middle school dropout. What do you expect?
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On Nov 17, 2:48*pm, "Don White" wrote:
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On Nov 17, 10:36 am, wrote:





On Nov 17, 10:32 am, Boater wrote:


Frogwatch wrote:
On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 8:35 am, Boater wrote:


wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should
know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally
enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent living,
have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't
have
to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and
I'm
not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you..
Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing
scholarship to college?
Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must lie
about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid to
know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and consequences
for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how to
be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you
should
take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life.


That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. Our scale
of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your boat
over and the number of snakes.


I have zero interest in "competitive canoeing" or its lingo, but I do
like to paddle around in a canoe on a pretty river. I've seen a few
snakes swimming in the Shenandoah from time to time. I have no idea what
kind they are. What's nice is fly fishing on the river from either a
canoe or a raft, or just going for a swim.


We launch from this spot:


http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/96c4348e.jpg


We have a gravel road leading down between two parts of the river bank
right down to the water. Dark gloomy day when this was shot.- Hide
quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Now he flyfishes from a canoe.. This is getting better all the
time... Yikes, guess that low fat center of gravity comes in handy
from time to time. Wonder if he has a seperate canoe for each butt
cheek ?- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


I'd love to see THAT! It's got to be *quite a site* watching Harry shoe-
horn his fat blubber into a canoe!
---------------------------------------------------------

Say what...? * "*quite a site*??- Hide quoted text -

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Oh, my GOD a typo...........
Whew, I'm sure glad that you picked that up!
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On Nov 17, 2:48 pm, "Don White" wrote:
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On Nov 17, 10:36 am, wrote:





On Nov 17, 10:32 am, Boater wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Nov 17, 9:11 am, wrote:
On Nov 17, 8:35 am, Boater wrote:
wrote:
snerk He shoots class two rapids, and still, can't google these
direct questions even the most casual class two paddler should
know.
Pffftttt... Oh yeah, I can see it now.. Stuck in a strainer looking
for his blade to slash the lariat but he is busy making unclever
insults directed at the water
I never claimed to be anything more than someone who occasionally
enjoys
paddling around in an old canoe. Unlike you, I earn a decent living,
have a few hobbies I only have to take semi-seriously, and I don't
have
to live vicariously through my children or grandchildren. Oh...and
I'm
not a short, ill-tempered, semi-literate little schitt - like you..
Psssst...is that daughter of yours going to get a motorcycle racing
scholarship to college?
Harry, we all know you are a failure in life, that's why you must lie
about every aspect of it. Perhaps it's because you are too stupid to
know that being in a sport with rules, expectations, and consequences
for NOT following the rules, plus the fact that it teaches you how to
be competitive without being an asshole about it (something you
should
take to heart), does indeed teach you a lot of basics about life.
That Class I picture would be major rapids here in Florida. Our scale
of difficulty is due to the number of trees you have to pull your boat
over and the number of snakes.
I have zero interest in "competitive canoeing" or its lingo, but I do
like to paddle around in a canoe on a pretty river. I've seen a few
snakes swimming in the Shenandoah from time to time. I have no idea what
kind they are. What's nice is fly fishing on the river from either a
canoe or a raft, or just going for a swim.
We launch from this spot:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/96c4348e.jpg
We have a gravel road leading down between two parts of the river bank
right down to the water. Dark gloomy day when this was shot.- Hide
quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Now he flyfishes from a canoe.. This is getting better all the
time... Yikes, guess that low fat center of gravity comes in handy
from time to time. Wonder if he has a seperate canoe for each butt
cheek ?- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

I'd love to see THAT! It's got to be *quite a site* watching Harry shoe-
horn his fat blubber into a canoe!
---------------------------------------------------------

Say what...? "*quite a site*??- Hide quoted text -

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Oh, my GOD a typo...........
Whew, I'm sure glad that you picked that up!


Krause's butt must be quite an expansive site and quite a sight.


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