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Subject: BUBBA on GRILLEN!!!


Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up
his outdoor grill and Cook A venison steak.
But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic ..
And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from
eating meat on Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks
was causing such a Problem for the Catholic faithful
that they finally talked to their Priest.

The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested he
become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended
Mass ... And as the Priest sprinkled Holy Water over him,
he said, "You were born a Baptist, and
Raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

Bubba 's neighbors were greatly relieved, until
Friday night arrived, and the Wonderful aroma
of grilled venison again filled the neighborhood.

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors
and as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a
rosary prepared to scold him, he stopped and
watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy
water he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat
and chanted:
you wuz born a deer, you wuz Raised a deer,
but now you'se a catfish.