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Gordon wrote in
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Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway offramp.

Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of
money to spend.

Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.

Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills
every day.

Jose says, "Look at your sign." It reads: "I have no work, a wife & 6
kids to support"

Carlos looks at Jose's sign.



It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico"