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The Master Chief Petty Officer

A crusty old Master Chief Petty Officer found himself at a gala event
hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
extremely
young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the
Master
Chief for conversation.

"Excuse me, Master Chief, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax
and
enjoy yourself."
The Master Chief just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the
wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are! You really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!"
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to
"relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against him and said, "Wow,
you
sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

The Master Chief, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact
voice,
"I hope not, ma'am, it's only 2130 now."