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The name of the boatyard is;
"The Grumpy Old Men and their Boats .. Boatyard". ========================================= It is somewhere near Maine, but not as far south as New Jersey. ============================================= Oh, and while I'm on it .. when you are working on "your good old boat" if that is what you have .. and cars and trucks enter the boatyard .. Do ya ever try to guess what boat they will stop at before they get to it? Yesterday .. I see this old work truck, yup.. old boat with lots of character. Fancy sports car ... guy gets out with the boof hair, the clothes, .. he goes for the fancy racing machine sailboat. Motor boaters? They drive big cars, and trucks. Sailboaters? Mostly modest vehicles. Older the driver, more tendency to have a Volvo. ===== And another thing .. does it drive you nuts when the boater near you brags about how he got a deal on his mooring, stepped over every guy on the waiting list .. He will go on and tell you that he knows this one or that one .. etc. Meanwhile I am about ready to show him my pipewrench. ======== Oh well ... Got to go .. The war isn't over until the "English Patient" sings. hahahahhahahahah ... I hate that guy. wrote in message ... Where are you located? "NE Sailboat" wrote in message news:NCFXh.8633$dM1.5944@trndny07... It has occured to me over the last 4 days that the boatyard my boat is stored at is UNFRIENDLY. I haven't seen a smile in days. Bunch of grumpy old jerks. The lineup: one English guy with a huge Cheoy Lee. I've nicknamed him "The English Patient". I yell over "good morning, beautiful day" ... nothing. He doesn't even acknowledge I've spoken. Then there are the "old men of the sea". They are all retired, have nothing to do but goof on their boats. You'd think they would be friendly .......... nope. Bunch of geezers with bad attitudes. Yesterday I needed someone to hold a screwdriver while I turned a bolt from below. A 3 minute job. Well, it took me almost 2 hours to find a friendly boater. And she was just stopping by to see her boat before leaving for a trip. I thought boating was suppose to be fun. Happy. Spending time working on the old yacht. == Today I am retaliating. If they think going around with big sour pusses is ok, then they are going to indure some very loud, fun, happy music. I have loaded up with Jimmy Buffet, Bob Marley, Beach Boys, .. etc. The boombox is packed and ready. When "The English Patient" calls over "could you turn that ..." .. "What"? "What"? .... "Are you talking to me" ? "turn it up, you like it"? That sonofabitch is going back to Limey land if I have my way. He will be spitting up fish and chips. His crumpet will be turning into bad gas. "Top of the day" I will yell over "Ba Ba BA ... Ba BA Barbara Ann ... " "One love ,," .. "stepped on a pop top.. " Revenge ... |
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