Mature. Always sail with the wind at your back; there's no point in
annoying the pig.

--
jlrogers±³©
"katy" wrote in message
...
Scotty wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...

wrote:

Don White wrote:


David OHara


I'm really glad you posted this and htat I read it before

ripping you a

new one that would have been the size of the

GrandCanyon...


When I was younger, I blamed everything on my wife, too. But
now I'm more mature, or is it 'trained'.


Scotty


...trained....you'll do almost anything for a Ritz cracker with squirty
cheese on it...

Where is Neal? Any word?

--
jlrogers±³©
"Gilligan" wrote in message
. ..
Leave the wife home. Obviously she can not contribute to the solution of
the problem, she can only make matters worse. Just think of what might
have happened if someone was injured or quick action was needed to prevent
catastrophe.

The icing on the cake is to mention to her how lonely her retirement will
be when you are out sailing the world - without her.

I do not understand why men are expected to cater to women's emotionally
driven whims and are expected to "apologize" for not understanding. Why
aren't women expected to understand men? Why is it assumed that women are
so handicapped? Why must men yield to this emotional terrorism?

Women are wired for dealing with children, other women and some family
matters. Men are wired for dealing with the external world - things such
as attacking beasts, danger, dinosaurs, thugs, science, sailing and the
like. In your situation there was a conflict between the manly world and
the woman's world. It looks like the costliest solution won.

It is unfortunate that the great and powerful mind of that Master Mariner
Capt Neal is not here to contribute further on this subject. I am certain
that he would add brilliant insight.

jlrogers±³© wrote:
Where is Neal? Any word?



Best not to ask that question. It might open a portal into a dimension
you don't want to go.... or worse.

jlrogers±³© wrote:
Where is Neal? Any word?


He's here...alias Ellen MacArthur...they missed when he had his
hermmorhoidectormy...

"katy" wrote
| He's here...alias Ellen MacArthur...they missed when he had his
| hermmorhoidectormy...


Such fantasies you have, Dearie! Got nothing better to do with your time?
But you give me a good laugh. Capt. Neal knows more about sailing in his little
finger than I know about it in my whole body. I think it'd be accurate to say
Capt. Neal knows more about sailing than everybody in this news group put
together. Seems like you people never go sailing. And, even though you all
are addicted to your computers, I don't see anybody here who has a website
chock full of sailing wisdom like Capt. Neal does. Sailing wisdom and life's
lessons wisdom. All grounded in philosophy that'd make Aristotle take notice.
That's rare in a man these days. Hmmmmmm, sorta makes you wonder doesn't
it Katy? I guess you find it easier to spread gossip and lies than doing something
constructive. Yes, that's it! Jealous of the man's greatness. No ambition of your
own so you stay mediocre.

Cheers,
Ellen

Ellen MacArthur wrote:
"katy" wrote
| He's here...alias Ellen MacArthur...they missed when he had his
| hermmorhoidectormy...


Such fantasies you have, Dearie! Got nothing better to do with your time?
But you give me a good laugh. Capt. Neal knows more about sailing in his little
finger than I know about it in my whole body. I think it'd be accurate to say
Capt. Neal knows more about sailing than everybody in this news group put
together. Seems like you people never go sailing. And, even though you all
are addicted to your computers, I don't see anybody here who has a website
chock full of sailing wisdom like Capt. Neal does. Sailing wisdom and life's
lessons wisdom. All grounded in philosophy that'd make Aristotle take notice.
That's rare in a man these days. Hmmmmmm, sorta makes you wonder doesn't
it Katy? I guess you find it easier to spread gossip and lies than doing something
constructive. Yes, that's it! Jealous of the man's greatness. No ambition of your
own so you stay mediocre.

Cheers,
Ellen


So Capt... did you have the 'big operation' or do you just play at this
female thing?

"Maxprop" wrote in
nk.net:


My cousin is a physician with Mayo Health Systems in Austin, MN, the
home of Hormel (Spam). They actually have a Spam Museum there. You'd
love the place. I think you can sample the product after the tour.

Look at this! Maxipad "the king of the hypocrites" is cross-posting and
is off topic to boot! Not to mention his beloved katy, scotty, and
others.

He professed that anyone that crossposts will go into his killfile! I
guess he will have to killfile himself, along with katykunt! Too funny!

Maybe he's finally agreed that crossposting isn't such a bad thing after
all!

blondie

katy wrote in
:

I wonder how long a person would live if all they ate was Spam,
Twinkies, and squirty cheese?

Here's katykunt with an all important question, crossposted to 3
sailing groups!

Oh the humanity!

blondie

"Maxprop" wrote in
ink.net:


"katy" wrote in message
...
Maxprop wrote:
"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"katy" wrote in message
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wrote:

We're talking about Scotty now, not you. And his

proclivity for putting

weird things in hsi stomach. He eats Spam, ya know...
and you think YOU were ashamed!

In fact, Lisa just finished sculpting the 'Turkey' out of
Spam ( 33 cans worth ) MmmMmm, can't wait till tomorrow!


My cousin is a physician with Mayo Health Systems in Austin, MN, the
home of Hormel (Spam). They actually have a Spam Museum there.
You'd love the place. I think you can sample the product after the
tour.

Max
I wonder how long a person would live if all they ate was Spam,
Twinkies, and squirty cheese?

Maybe indefinitely. We might all be doing it wrong.


Number three! He's on a roll, folks! roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!

blondie

katy wrote in
:

Chi Chi wrote:
The wife should buy hubby an auto pilot for christmas so she can stay
home and face all those challenges of raising children that You speak
so highly of. I noticed dear kate You ignored the part where the
hubby stated he has told her and shown her time and time again how to
do things and she can't seem to get it.

He obviously has no teaching skills, Neal.

This is absolutely hysterical! A person with cable in Dallas, TX
(ChiChi) who katykunt is accusing of being Neal! At the same time, Neal
is in Florida! How can this be possible? roflmao

Could it be that she finds her beloved Neal hiding behind every bush?

blondie