Doug Dotson wrote:

I'm afraid to ask what the hell is metrosexual camping? I that one that
doesn't
camp but dresses up like a camper?

kinda...think Fab 5 go camping...herbal-scented SPF30 combo
bug-repellant lotions...zuchinni fritatta's done in seasoned cast-iron
pans over hand-picked Colorado Blue Spruce deadfall cooking
fires...gallons of over-wooded California Chard's -cos it's cool to be
uncool- hours and hours and hours of that mind-numbing ****e the kids
call "dance music" playing from a solar-powered Bose audio system
tastefully concealed in the knot of a tree...y'know...really getting
back to nature