"Bradley Jesness" wrote in message

I'm curious about something. Pretty soon I'm gonna buy me a boat
but I don't know the first thing about boats. What's best for me, a
sailboat or a motorboat? I'm old (53), fat (325 lbs.) and really
out of shape. Since I'm fat I need a big boat but big boats are
hard to handle, aren't they? I think I'd like a sailboat but it may
be to much exercise for me. On the other hand, I like the idea of
going somewhere and not having to buy expensive fuel. I've never
held down a decent job for any length of time so I don't have a
bunch of money to spend. I guess used is better'n new? I'd like to
take cruises with my boyfriend and we both have dogs. How does one
handle the problem of dog ****?



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Small regards,
Bradley Jesness

http://www.wilhelp.com/bj_faq/

Hey Ganz--you want to handle this one?

Bull

"Admiral Halsey" wrote in message
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"Bradley Jesness" wrote in message

I'm curious about something. Pretty soon I'm gonna buy me a boat
but I don't know the first thing about boats. What's best for me, a
sailboat or a motorboat? I'm old (53), fat (325 lbs.) and really
out of shape. Since I'm fat I need a big boat but big boats are
hard to handle, aren't they? I think I'd like a sailboat but it may
be to much exercise for me. On the other hand, I like the idea of
going somewhere and not having to buy expensive fuel. I've never
held down a decent job for any length of time so I don't have a
bunch of money to spend. I guess used is better'n new? I'd like to
take cruises with my boyfriend and we both have dogs. How does one
handle the problem of dog ****?



--
Small regards,
Bradley Jesness

http://www.wilhelp.com/bj_faq/

Hey Ganz--you want to handle this one?

Bull

It's pretty much stand-alone funny and sad.

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www.sailnow.com