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Default I'm so smart . . .


Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate!

First check out what Ms. Kitty said:



"Checkmate" wrote:
I keep plenty of bleach around, because you just never know...

Never know what, Check? When you "off" those that don't agree with
you?

MK curious

I never know when the **** will hit the fan and I'll be forced to drink
water out of my well, which probably hasn't been used in a few decades.
There's plenty of water in it, but I'm not drinking it unless I have
to.

I thought water wells were perfect water? Hmmm, I always like my well
water.


Besides... everybody knows the best way to dispose of a body is with
acid.

shudder Thankfully, I don't even *think* that way. . .

MK


I know a lot of weird stuff. Some of it's "on the edge". Did you know
that sulfuric acid will completely dissolve a body, except for gall
stones, false teeth, etc? At least, that's what I've heard...


OMG, I had my gall bladder out, so I won't be on your stAUKler list! lol

MK what have you heard lately?


Mostly classified stuff... mum's the word.

True story: Last night I was trying to verify if the gall stone part
was true, and I came upon a link to an article on how to use acid to
make bombs. It sounded interesting, so I clicked on it. I got a page
saying it wasn't available, with a very offishul-looking FBI logo and
other FBI stuff. Now, I'm just waiting for the black helicopters to
show up!

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