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I have to wonder about "certain people" . . .
Certain people? Take Capt. Skippy, for example. Poor bloke has had his decrepit yacht on the hard for nigh on 18 months now. Will he EVER get back to sailing? It's doubtful because his very HAWT wife is just too desirable sexually to displease. So Skippy simply must cater to her every whim. That's called "distaff side sailing" which is really another name for "put it off for another year." Then there's Bruce in Bangkok. What can I say about that Rube other than "half-assed and half-way?" Then there's "Anonymous". What can I say about that lap dog other than "trained" and "owned". Then there's "WaIIy". What can I say about him other than "Harry Krause sock and PUTZ to the max". Then there's "Gogarty". What can I say about him other than he's a real sailor and the real deal. Then there's Wayne B. What can I say about him other than he's no sailor but he would probably make a very fine sailor if only he could lose the motorboat fetish. HIs talents have been wasted on burning diesel. Sad! It could be a Capt. Skippy, distaff side ruling, however so perhaps I should give him a break. And then there's Yours Truly. Yes sir, little ole moi. I'm the greatest. I've lived aboard my highly modified, 27-foot, Coronado coastal cruiser - modified to blue water fitness via positive flotation and other blue water worthy upgrades. I've sailed my home a couple hundred thousand miles since 1987 when I commenced full-time cruising. I've done so without any groundings or other such embarrassment or damage to my fine yacht. Unlike Capt. Skippy, I cannot abide ineptitude. I insist upon perfection in yacht, body, mind and spirit. This means single-handing because women are too stupid or too ignorant to rely upon when sailing. Women are great for a roll in the hay but pathetic for navigating a yacht safely. They just don't have what it takes. They can't seem to takes sailing seriously. On board they are eye candy at best and if they can't cut the mustard eye candy-wise they need to walk the plank and good riddance to them, I say. Being pussy-whipped is an invitation to sailing failure. What most males fail to understand is only a real "man" can sail as as point rather than a counterpoint (as in female desires first). That's what happened to Bruce in Bangkok and it seem Capt. Skippy is following in his half-way and half-assed footsteps. End of erudite commentary. -- Capt. Wilbur Hubbard aka Sir Gregory Hall aka Capt. Neal® aka Simple Simon aka Lloyd Bonafide aka Gloria aka Wesley Mouch aka Free Willy aka Checkmate aka too many more to mention. IOW, I do Usenet better but I do sailing to perfection. |
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