"Sal Monella" wrote in news:2n7dl3.egc.19.1
@news.alt.net:

Canada exist only because

What nonsense!

If it weren't for Canada, New York would be above the Arctic Circle!
Florida would freeze solid every January!

We owe Canada more than we could ever repay them just to be the "spacer"
that keeps us Southerners warm!

Sal would be freezing his ass if Canada wasn't in the way! How stupid!

Thanks, Canada....for the warm climate....and for the Molsons, too!
Come sit where it's warm. You're always welcome in the South.....
......bring some beer when you come. Ours is only that export crap in the
dark bottles that don't "go skunky" like at home. We got plenty of
newspaper to wrap 'em in to keep the sun off 'em.

Eh?

Crossposting DELETED....rbc has enough kooks these days.