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"Joking deckhand chokes to death on bait"
LONG BEACH, Calif. (AP) — A charter boat deckhand trying to make a group of California schoolchildren laugh has choked to death on a bait fish he put in his mouth. Capt. Dan Salas of the 55-foot Gail Force said Tuesday that deckhand Jeff Twaddle died last week off Long Beach in front of about 20 elementary school students from the Los Angeles area. He called it a "tragic freak accident." Authorities say the 54-year-old longtime fisherman was trying to "make the students laugh" when he popped the fish in his mouth. It lodged in his throat and Twaddle quickly lost consciousness. He was pronounced dead at a hospital. School officials sent a note to parents and were providing grief counselors for students. http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...NJgBwD979PC9O0 ___ |
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On Thu, 2 Apr 2009 13:31:24 -0700 (PDT), "MarvAlbert'sPanties"
wrote: Authorities say the 54-year-old longtime fisherman was trying to "make the students laugh" when he popped the fish in his mouth. It lodged in his throat and Twaddle quickly lost consciousness. He was pronounced dead at a hospital. In a James Bond short story the bad guy a was asleep in a deck chair. Bond fished a fish specimen out of a jar of alcohol and popped it into the victims mouth with fatal results. The fins held it in place. Casady |
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![]() "Richard Casady" wrote in message news ![]() On Thu, 2 Apr 2009 13:31:24 -0700 (PDT), "MarvAlbert'sPanties" wrote: Authorities say the 54-year-old longtime fisherman was trying to "make the students laugh" when he popped the fish in his mouth. It lodged in his throat and Twaddle quickly lost consciousness. He was pronounced dead at a hospital. In a James Bond short story the bad guy a was asleep in a deck chair. Bond fished a fish specimen out of a jar of alcohol and popped it into the victims mouth with fatal results. The fins held it in place. Casady Hmmm. Murdering someone in their sleep kinda seems like a "bad guy" sorta thing to do. |
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On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 10:16:41 -0600, "KLC Lewis"
wrote: "Richard Casady" wrote in message news ![]() On Thu, 2 Apr 2009 13:31:24 -0700 (PDT), "MarvAlbert'sPanties" wrote: Authorities say the 54-year-old longtime fisherman was trying to "make the students laugh" when he popped the fish in his mouth. It lodged in his throat and Twaddle quickly lost consciousness. He was pronounced dead at a hospital. In a James Bond short story the bad guy a was asleep in a deck chair. Bond fished a fish specimen out of a jar of alcohol and popped it into the victims mouth with fatal results. The fins held it in place. Casady Hmmm. Murdering someone in their sleep kinda seems like a "bad guy" sorta thing to do. Guy whipped his wife with a sting ray tail, for trivial things. And showed the whip to guests. He called it the ' corrector '. They invented short drop hanging for guys like him. Of course Bond murdered him in his sleep. What better time? By the way, Bond was a professional assassin. A guy needed removing, so he did one for free, for the sake of the abused wife. Bond was pure fantasy. He carried a .25 auto, even less effective than a 22 rimfire. " the best that can be said about a .25 is that if you shoot someone with one it will give a slight edge in the fistfight that will surely follow." All that movie stuff wasn't in the books. The only trick things he had were shoes with small daggers, the heels for handles, an attache case with a hidden fake passport and gold coins in the handle, and a hidden dashboard compartment for a .45 in his car. Trick **** millions could duplicate in a few weekends. Casady |
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![]() "Richard Casady" wrote in message ... On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 10:16:41 -0600, "KLC Lewis" wrote: Hmmm. Murdering someone in their sleep kinda seems like a "bad guy" sorta thing to do. Guy whipped his wife with a sting ray tail, for trivial things. And showed the whip to guests. He called it the ' corrector '. They invented short drop hanging for guys like him. Of course Bond murdered him in his sleep. What better time? Casady Ah, context does make a difference. Dude probably had it coming. ;-) |
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Richard Casady wrote:
On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 10:16:41 -0600, "KLC Lewis" wrote: "Richard Casady" Bond was pure fantasy. He carried a .25 auto, even less effective than a 22 rimfire. " the best that can be said about a .25 is that if you shoot someone with one it will give a slight edge in the fistfight that will surely follow." Oh boy! A gun thread, yippee! At a mere 60 ft-lbs, there is a rather good possibility that if you shoot someone in the forehead with a .25, the round will not penetrate the skull. Give me a .45 SAG, you can get a Glock that'll hold about thirty of these in a clip.... Cheers Martin |
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![]() "Martin" wrote in message ... Richard Casady wrote: On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 10:16:41 -0600, "KLC Lewis" wrote: "Richard Casady" Bond was pure fantasy. He carried a .25 auto, even less effective than a 22 rimfire. " the best that can be said about a .25 is that if you shoot someone with one it will give a slight edge in the fistfight that will surely follow." Oh boy! A gun thread, yippee! At a mere 60 ft-lbs, there is a rather good possibility that if you shoot someone in the forehead with a .25, the round will not penetrate the skull. Give me a .45 SAG, you can get a Glock that'll hold about thirty of these in a clip.... Cheers Martin That's as may be, but I wouldn't stand in front of my .22 Buckmark if it was about to go off. Course, I wouldn't stand in front of my SW .38s either but the .22 is still going to put a hole in you. Might take you a while to cark it but in the right spot, cark it you will. Never fired a .25 but one of my friends has one - Italian job his father bought back from WW2 (not kosher in this jurisdiction but only a few of us know about it) hoges in WA |
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how awfull. I feel bad for the poor little kids who watched this guy
die in front of them. |
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![]() "Stratton" wrote in message ... how awfull. I feel bad for the poor little kids who watched this guy die in front of them. Scarred for life ! |
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