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Default A Real Gagster, Mr. Twaddle!

On Sat, 4 Apr 2009 10:16:41 -0600, "KLC Lewis"
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"Richard Casady" wrote in message
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On Thu, 2 Apr 2009 13:31:24 -0700 (PDT), "MarvAlbert'sPanties"
wrote:

Authorities say the 54-year-old longtime fisherman was trying to "make
the students laugh" when he popped the fish in his mouth. It lodged in
his throat and Twaddle quickly lost consciousness. He was pronounced
dead at a hospital.


In a James Bond short story the bad guy a was asleep in a deck chair.
Bond fished a fish specimen out of a jar of alcohol and popped it into
the victims mouth with fatal results. The fins held it in place.

Casady


Hmmm. Murdering someone in their sleep kinda seems like a "bad guy" sorta
thing to do.


Guy whipped his wife with a sting ray tail, for trivial things. And
showed the whip to guests. He called it the ' corrector '. They
invented short drop hanging for guys like him. Of course Bond murdered
him in his sleep. What better time?
By the way, Bond was a professional assassin. A guy needed removing,
so he did one for free, for the sake of the abused wife.
Bond was pure fantasy. He carried a .25 auto, even less effective than
a 22 rimfire. " the best that can be said about a .25 is that if you
shoot someone with one it will give a slight edge in the fistfight
that will surely follow." All that movie stuff wasn't in the books.
The only trick things he had were shoes with small daggers, the heels
for handles, an attache case with a hidden fake passport and gold
coins in the handle, and a hidden dashboard compartment for a .45 in
his car. Trick **** millions could duplicate in a few weekends.

Casady