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Its like the Eagles song about California: "Call something Paradise
and kiss it Goodbye". As a Fl native, I grew up snorkeling in the springs, crystal clear rivers and picking up scallops in the bays. N. FL was devoid of the tourism that I saw as a cancer on south FL. Life was inexpensive here, beaches were pure and isolated and wilderness everywhere. We could skinnydip in clear sinkholes as much as we wanted and paddle up icy cold spring runs teaming with life and carpeted with fossils on the bottom. Lacking the breeze that blows across the peninsular part of Fl to moderate the heat, we thought the swampy miasma would forever deter outsiders who were not used to it. Oystermen, fishermen and loggers could do ok making way below poverty wages cuz it simply cost so little to live here. Sure, Panama City was the Redneck Riviera but it was just people from AL and GA and wasnt growing fast andt there were plenty of places with miles of untouched beaches, bays and salt marsh. I s'pose all good things have to come to an end and first it was just isolated yankees who thought they had found someplace exotic off the beaten path. In the 80s, we started to see the first influx of refugees from the social hell of South Florida. People arrived up here to go to school and vowed to never return to the insanity there. I'd just nod my head knowingly cuz I'd been down there and seen it. The cancer crept north along the west coast up from St. Pete overwhelming Clearwater and ethnically cleansing Crystal River of its native culture. It metastasized and colonized Destin to the west creeping slowly east toward Mexico Beach. The Redneck Riviera succumbed to it replaced by new hotels and condos. It spread like plague killing St George Island covering it with condo filth. Hurricanes seemed to be the only hope of discouraging the influx of people but they were rare in the 80s and early 90s. We thought we were immune to the disease cuz we really had no beaches thinking tourists dont like salt marsh and swamp. Unfortunately, once they destroyed all the beaches, they decided they liked bays and then they decided that even saltmarsh was preferable to their own hellish homelands. Its nearly all gone now, even the isolated sinkholes have been fenced and land on puddles is listed as "Waterfront" selling for obscene prices. If you paddle up a spring run you wind up face to face with some transplant who insists its his property cuz he really thinks he owns the water bottom. Local shellfish is no longer fit to eat cuz the transplants dont want to pay for the infrastructure they really need so their septic tanks pollute the bays. Fishermen driven out of business by the net ban have sold out their waterfront property cuz they couldnt do anything else. An entire culture will disappear within a single generation. I dont know who to blame cuz if I lived in one of those gawdawful places like Ft Lauderdale or Boston I'd think N. FL was paradise too. I guess I'm also a hypocrite cuz I have lived all over the US before coming back to N. FL and really loved Wyoming. We still go back to Wy every two yrs with the kids and I bet I know how the locals there feel about us being there. |
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Sorry about my little rant here.
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Feel the same way about my Western Washington State.
wrote in message ups.com... Its like the Eagles song about California: "Call something Paradise and kiss it Goodbye". As a Fl native, I grew up snorkeling in the springs, crystal clear rivers and picking up scallops in the bays. N. FL was devoid of the tourism that I saw as a cancer on south FL. Life was inexpensive here, beaches were pure and isolated and wilderness everywhere. We could skinnydip in clear sinkholes as much as we wanted and paddle up icy cold spring runs teaming with life and carpeted with fossils on the bottom. Lacking the breeze that blows across the peninsular part of Fl to moderate the heat, we thought the swampy miasma would forever deter outsiders who were not used to it. Oystermen, fishermen and loggers could do ok making way below poverty wages cuz it simply cost so little to live here. Sure, Panama City was the Redneck Riviera but it was just people from AL and GA and wasnt growing fast andt there were plenty of places with miles of untouched beaches, bays and salt marsh. I s'pose all good things have to come to an end and first it was just isolated yankees who thought they had found someplace exotic off the beaten path. In the 80s, we started to see the first influx of refugees from the social hell of South Florida. People arrived up here to go to school and vowed to never return to the insanity there. I'd just nod my head knowingly cuz I'd been down there and seen it. The cancer crept north along the west coast up from St. Pete overwhelming Clearwater and ethnically cleansing Crystal River of its native culture. It metastasized and colonized Destin to the west creeping slowly east toward Mexico Beach. The Redneck Riviera succumbed to it replaced by new hotels and condos. It spread like plague killing St George Island covering it with condo filth. Hurricanes seemed to be the only hope of discouraging the influx of people but they were rare in the 80s and early 90s. We thought we were immune to the disease cuz we really had no beaches thinking tourists dont like salt marsh and swamp. Unfortunately, once they destroyed all the beaches, they decided they liked bays and then they decided that even saltmarsh was preferable to their own hellish homelands. Its nearly all gone now, even the isolated sinkholes have been fenced and land on puddles is listed as "Waterfront" selling for obscene prices. If you paddle up a spring run you wind up face to face with some transplant who insists its his property cuz he really thinks he owns the water bottom. Local shellfish is no longer fit to eat cuz the transplants dont want to pay for the infrastructure they really need so their septic tanks pollute the bays. Fishermen driven out of business by the net ban have sold out their waterfront property cuz they couldnt do anything else. An entire culture will disappear within a single generation. I dont know who to blame cuz if I lived in one of those gawdawful places like Ft Lauderdale or Boston I'd think N. FL was paradise too. I guess I'm also a hypocrite cuz I have lived all over the US before coming back to N. FL and really loved Wyoming. We still go back to Wy every two yrs with the kids and I bet I know how the locals there feel about us being there. |
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Then close the damn border. Our birth rate is such that population would
decrease without immigration. A nation that can't control its borders is not a country. Roger (sorry) http://home.insightbb.com/~derbyrm "Bill" wrote in message ... Feel the same way about my Western Washington State. wrote in message ups.com... Its like the Eagles song about California: "Call something Paradise and kiss it Goodbye". As a Fl native, I grew up snorkeling in the springs, crystal clear rivers and picking up scallops in the bays. N. FL was devoid of the tourism that I saw as a cancer on south FL. Life was inexpensive here, beaches were pure and isolated and wilderness everywhere. We could skinnydip in clear sinkholes as much as we wanted and paddle up icy cold spring runs teaming with life and carpeted with fossils on the bottom. Lacking the breeze that blows across the peninsular part of Fl to moderate the heat, we thought the swampy miasma would forever deter outsiders who were not used to it. Oystermen, fishermen and loggers could do ok making way below poverty wages cuz it simply cost so little to live here. Sure, Panama City was the Redneck Riviera but it was just people from AL and GA and wasnt growing fast andt there were plenty of places with miles of untouched beaches, bays and salt marsh. I s'pose all good things have to come to an end and first it was just isolated yankees who thought they had found someplace exotic off the beaten path. In the 80s, we started to see the first influx of refugees from the social hell of South Florida. People arrived up here to go to school and vowed to never return to the insanity there. I'd just nod my head knowingly cuz I'd been down there and seen it. The cancer crept north along the west coast up from St. Pete overwhelming Clearwater and ethnically cleansing Crystal River of its native culture. It metastasized and colonized Destin to the west creeping slowly east toward Mexico Beach. The Redneck Riviera succumbed to it replaced by new hotels and condos. It spread like plague killing St George Island covering it with condo filth. Hurricanes seemed to be the only hope of discouraging the influx of people but they were rare in the 80s and early 90s. We thought we were immune to the disease cuz we really had no beaches thinking tourists dont like salt marsh and swamp. Unfortunately, once they destroyed all the beaches, they decided they liked bays and then they decided that even saltmarsh was preferable to their own hellish homelands. Its nearly all gone now, even the isolated sinkholes have been fenced and land on puddles is listed as "Waterfront" selling for obscene prices. If you paddle up a spring run you wind up face to face with some transplant who insists its his property cuz he really thinks he owns the water bottom. Local shellfish is no longer fit to eat cuz the transplants dont want to pay for the infrastructure they really need so their septic tanks pollute the bays. Fishermen driven out of business by the net ban have sold out their waterfront property cuz they couldnt do anything else. An entire culture will disappear within a single generation. I dont know who to blame cuz if I lived in one of those gawdawful places like Ft Lauderdale or Boston I'd think N. FL was paradise too. I guess I'm also a hypocrite cuz I have lived all over the US before coming back to N. FL and really loved Wyoming. We still go back to Wy every two yrs with the kids and I bet I know how the locals there feel about us being there. |
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derbyrm wrote:
Then close the damn border. Our birth rate is such that population would decrease without immigration. A nation that can't control its borders is not a country. I'd agree, except that then the economy would tank because there would be no one to work.... Roger (sorry) http://home.insightbb.com/~derbyrm "Bill" wrote in message ... Feel the same way about my Western Washington State. wrote in message roups.com... Its like the Eagles song about California: "Call something Paradise and kiss it Goodbye". As a Fl native, I grew up snorkeling in the springs, crystal clear rivers and picking up scallops in the bays. N. FL was devoid of the tourism that I saw as a cancer on south FL. Life was inexpensive here, beaches were pure and isolated and wilderness everywhere. We could skinnydip in clear sinkholes as much as we wanted and paddle up icy cold spring runs teaming with life and carpeted with fossils on the bottom. Lacking the breeze that blows across the peninsular part of Fl to moderate the heat, we thought the swampy miasma would forever deter outsiders who were not used to it. Oystermen, fishermen and loggers could do ok making way below poverty wages cuz it simply cost so little to live here. Sure, Panama City was the Redneck Riviera but it was just people from AL and GA and wasnt growing fast andt there were plenty of places with miles of untouched beaches, bays and salt marsh. I s'pose all good things have to come to an end and first it was just isolated yankees who thought they had found someplace exotic off the beaten path. In the 80s, we started to see the first influx of refugees from the social hell of South Florida. People arrived up here to go to school and vowed to never return to the insanity there. I'd just nod my head knowingly cuz I'd been down there and seen it. The cancer crept north along the west coast up from St. Pete overwhelming Clearwater and ethnically cleansing Crystal River of its native culture. It metastasized and colonized Destin to the west creeping slowly east toward Mexico Beach. The Redneck Riviera succumbed to it replaced by new hotels and condos. It spread like plague killing St George Island covering it with condo filth. Hurricanes seemed to be the only hope of discouraging the influx of people but they were rare in the 80s and early 90s. We thought we were immune to the disease cuz we really had no beaches thinking tourists dont like salt marsh and swamp. Unfortunately, once they destroyed all the beaches, they decided they liked bays and then they decided that even saltmarsh was preferable to their own hellish homelands. Its nearly all gone now, even the isolated sinkholes have been fenced and land on puddles is listed as "Waterfront" selling for obscene prices. If you paddle up a spring run you wind up face to face with some transplant who insists its his property cuz he really thinks he owns the water bottom. Local shellfish is no longer fit to eat cuz the transplants dont want to pay for the infrastructure they really need so their septic tanks pollute the bays. Fishermen driven out of business by the net ban have sold out their waterfront property cuz they couldnt do anything else. An entire culture will disappear within a single generation. I dont know who to blame cuz if I lived in one of those gawdawful places like Ft Lauderdale or Boston I'd think N. FL was paradise too. I guess I'm also a hypocrite cuz I have lived all over the US before coming back to N. FL and really loved Wyoming. We still go back to Wy every two yrs with the kids and I bet I know how the locals there feel about us being there. -- "A prudent man foresees the difficulties ahead and prepares for them; the simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences." - Proverbs 22:3 |
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In mid-summer with temps and humidity near 99 I'm drivin down to teh
coast to check on my sailboat before an approaching hurricane. My old truck has no AC or even fan and its so hellashisly hot I carry a towel that is soaked and a gallon of ice water. I decide to stop at the spring fed slough that flows into the Wakulla R to cool my feet and when I get out the smell of days old roadkill envelopes me. Thats normal, all the highways smell like that in summer cuz the critters are out running around feeding. I wander down to the water, crystal clear rimmed with the eel grass that I have noticed grows best near springs and an egret eyes me warily but continues looking for snails. Stepping in the water almost burns its so cold compared to the air and takes my breathe away even though its only to my knees. Mosquitoes everywhere after the rain, repellant hardly stops em. Fortunately the repellant does stop the yellow flies that plagued my childhood when no real repellant existed. Huge Banana Spiders, the kind that my daughter has a phobia about, nearly 4 inches across with big yellow stripes make enormous webs across the open space of the water. My mom taught us to like them cuz they eat bugs and she encouraged them to live in our yard. I once tried canoeing this slough but its so clogged with fallen trees and its course so uncertain that I got nowhere. A big old water moccassin suns on one of the logs, normally aggressive, this ones fairly sedate with his scales being a dullish brown from dried mud. I stand thinking "I've lived all over the US and been a lot of places from east to west coast and from South America to North Alaska, many of those places so beautiful they took my breathe away. So, why do I consider this area to be special? Where is the beauty that I think it has?" I cant put my finger on it, after all the bugs will make you crazy if the heat doesnt, the snakes are dangerous, the terrain is flat, the air has so much pollen that its nearly deadly to half the people I know (I am immune to it) even to my wife (who is from Chicago). Maybe its the rampant life all over giving me the feeling that if I stand still for more than a few minutes the vines will drag me off. Maybe its just home, I dunno but I feel a weird connection to it. I wonder, do people from elsewhere feel this way about their home places? They must but since their homes are different they must feel connected to those different things. My wife misses snow and talks nostalgicly about it but doesnt want to live in it. I want to live in this awful place with its heat, cultural isolation, bugs and flat terrain. Millions of people live near Chicago which I consider to be hell and they seem to actually like it. I once knew a guy who lived in Santa Barbara, CA and pined for Chicago. Is it simple familiarity that we love about "home"? I think my rant of this morning was driven by seeing an area being cleared for housing, my home looking less and less like home every day. Being 49 yrs old, the shock of having the foundation of my "home" crumble bit by bit musta disoriented me. So, I apologize for being too wordy and for my rant. |
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wrote in message oups.com... ........... I think my rant of this morning was driven by seeing an area being cleared for housing, my home looking less and less like home every day. Being 49 yrs old, the shock of having the foundation of my "home" crumble bit by bit musta disoriented me. So, I apologize for being too wordy and for my rant. Damned good rant. I've been lurking here for awhile now.......didn't realize that there was actually signs of life. I'm out on the coast of B.C., born in the cold rain, fungus between my toes, logging and fishing used to be a prideful way to get through life. Not anymore. If you've never known better you don't mourn. .....Ken |
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On 4 Jan 2006 09:02:20 -0800, "
wrote: I dont know who to blame cuz if I lived in one of those gawdawful places like Ft Lauderdale or Boston I'd think N. FL was paradise too. I guess I'm also a hypocrite cuz I have lived all over the US before coming back to N. FL and really loved Wyoming. We still go back to Wy every two yrs with the kids and I bet I know how the locals there feel about us being there. You don't have to be a Carl Hiassen fan to know this is inevitable. A lot of middle-class Americans have just enough capital to buy in even crappy parts of Florida, but that's enough to outclass the buying power of locals. As the boomers age, the prospect of seeing another frozen-snot winter becomes less appealing, and listening to that goddamn Jimmy Buffett, the guy at whose sandalled feet you can lay a lot of the blame for this picture of Florida as an unbroken paradise for fat-arsed retirees, becomes a sort of mantra. Add to that the older streams of New Yorkers and Quebeckers whose roots go back decades, and actual, living Florida folk are an endangered species, as is the Florida ecosystem. Good thing you can sail away, eh? R. |
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