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PING!!!!

My boat is faster, newer and nicer than yours!

My sails cost more than your boat!!!

My cars are faster and newer than your car!

My home theatre is nicer than your 19 inch 1992 Sony!


Eat Doug's shorts, puppethead!


RB
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PING!!!!

My boat is faster, newer and nicer than yours!

My sails cost more than your boat!!!

My cars are faster and newer than your car!

My home theatre is nicer than your 19 inch 1992 Sony!


Eat Doug's shorts, puppethead!


RB
35s5
NY



Wow! The frustrated,stay-at-home dad, wannabe sailor sounds a bit
frustrated today. Why is that? Could it be because:

1) His faster, newer, nicer boat is only sailed as a day care center

2) His expensive sails do you no good because he can't heel the boat
because it would upset the kid and gaggle of hens he ships.

3) His cars have those little baby seats making them look like they
belong to a woman.

4) He can't really enjoy his home theatre because the kid has to be
watched at all times.

I feel your pain, man.

Greg

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On Aug 23, 6:19 pm, Dave wrote:
On Thu, 23 Aug 2007 17:02:29 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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Greg


Better lay off the sauce, Neal.




Hey, Dave...I may sail into your area in a couple of weeks. Will you
be around your boat, say the second weekend of September? Nothing's
carved in stone, but I promised a friend a trip to Block Island, so I
thought we'd stop off and say hi.



RB
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On Aug 23, 4:47?pm, "Capt. Rob" wrote:
PING!!!!

My boat keeps up with the PHRF 'C' fleet.

My sails cost more than my house. I'm glad they were included with the boat.

My cars admired by the pimple faced kids in the neighborhood.

My home theatre sounds funny since I'm using those wierd Carver speakers.

Eat the skanks thong, puppethead

RB
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