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the fundamental difference between left and right
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber a gain replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful." Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right |
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the fundamental difference between left and right
It does not, however, define left and right versus reapuglican or
deemd'ocrat for those puzzled furry nurs who can't figure out what the hell is going on in the 51 headed Amercaine ungovern'd'mint kleptocracy. I am an omnitheist, a fiscal duodecaunipod and a veteran, myself. (We don't count noses!) I would appreciate a discussion couched in common terms, firmly defined in human experience. I believe in small government, few enough that we could hang them all on the same day, next election day of course, with audits before and after being drafted for administrative service. a Gestapoly, if you will. Who will watch the RCMP accountants? Terry K |
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the fundamental difference between left and right
On Tue, 07 Aug 2007 07:18:46 -0700, Terry K
wrote this crap: I am an omnitheist, That means you're a pagan? I'm Horvath and I approve of this post. |
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