It's Better To Be Me!
 

It's better to me than any of you to be sure.
Let's have a look at why.


1) I'm younger and healtheir than most of the other folks on ASA and
will get to see the next 5 or 10 Star Trek movies.
2) I'm married to a good looking woman who likes to sail and would
never want a trawler and a sweet son who loves the water.
3) I've bought 3 new cars in 14 months and can afford to play with
them, and trade for new ones as I please.
4) I live better than all of you in a 2600 sq. foot home on two and a
half acres of wooded land.
5) I also own 10 acres of lakefront property 10 minutes from my home.
6) I own one of the best modern boats on ASA that suits us perfectly
and we own it and the house outright.
7) I don't have to drive a truck for money and actually enjoy a sex
life.
8) I didn't ruin myself financially and end up in a ugly Canadian
boat.
9) I don't live on a motorsailor converted to a houseboat.
10) I sail an average of 3 times a week with friends and family.
11) I was never so low as to be forced into buying a Siedlemann or
Mac.
12) My son's college fund is larger than your retirement fund by far.
13) I have more money than all of you beyond any doubt.
14) I have a nicely designed home theatre.
15) I still sail with a mostly female crew while the rest of you
hardly sail at all, if ever.
16) I don't whip out sock puppets to defend my points.
17) I own a Starsplitter telescope, the best here, and not an
imaginary one like Crantz.
18) I back up my posts with pics and videos while the rest of you blow
smoke over mirrors.
19) Unlike Sloco, Doug, Dave and a few others I actually have a sense
of humor.

And finally, flying in like a Sparrow Hawk at # 20.....

20) I'm smarter than all of you combined. While that's not saying
much, you all know it's true!


RB
35s5
NY

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com..
..
It's better to me than any of you to be sure.

What's better to you?

Dave?

2) I'm married to a good looking woman who likes to sail
and would
never want a trawler and a sweet son who loves the water.

Your wife didn't want the big headed boy?

Dave?



4) I live better than all of you in a 2600 sq. foot home
on two and a
half acres of wooded land.


If that's all you could afford, then try to make the best of
it.


7) I don't have or enjoy a sex life, or money
and I can't drive a truck



10) I sail an average of 3 miles a year with friends and
family.

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If that's all you could afford


You own 10 acres of lakefront an hour from Manhattan???

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!

I didn't think so!

What kind of boat do you have on poppets?

BWAHAHAHHAAAAAHA! Drag is set to MAX!



RB
35s5
NY

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On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:54:18 -0000, "Capt. Rob"
wrote:

It's better to me than any of you to be sure.
Let's have a look at why.


1) I'm younger and healtheir than most of the other folks on ASA and
will get to see the next 5 or 10 Star Trek movies.
2) I'm married to a good looking woman who likes to sail and would
never want a trawler and a sweet son who loves the water.
3) I've bought 3 new cars in 14 months and can afford to play with
them, and trade for new ones as I please.
4) I live better than all of you in a 2600 sq. foot home on two and a
half acres of wooded land.
5) I also own 10 acres of lakefront property 10 minutes from my home.
6) I own one of the best modern boats on ASA that suits us perfectly
and we own it and the house outright.
7) I don't have to drive a truck for money and actually enjoy a sex
life.
8) I didn't ruin myself financially and end up in a ugly Canadian
boat.
9) I don't live on a motorsailor converted to a houseboat.
10) I sail an average of 3 times a week with friends and family.
11) I was never so low as to be forced into buying a Siedlemann or
Mac.
12) My son's college fund is larger than your retirement fund by far.
13) I have more money than all of you beyond any doubt.
14) I have a nicely designed home theatre.
15) I still sail with a mostly female crew while the rest of you
hardly sail at all, if ever.
16) I don't whip out sock puppets to defend my points.
17) I own a Starsplitter telescope, the best here, and not an
imaginary one like Crantz.
18) I back up my posts with pics and videos while the rest of you blow
smoke over mirrors.
19) Unlike Sloco, Doug, Dave and a few others I actually have a sense
of humor.

And finally, flying in like a Sparrow Hawk at # 20.....

20) I'm smarter than all of you combined. While that's not saying
much, you all know it's true!


RB
35s5
NY


Have all of you sent Capt. Rob your Statements of Financial Position,
with detailed asset listings? I had no idea that was a requirement
for subscription to this group. Better get mine off ASAP.

Frank

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I'll take that as a 'yes'.




"Capt. **** Head" wrote in message
ups.com...
If that's all you could afford


You own 10 acres of lakefront an hour from Manhattan???

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!

I didn't think so!

What kind of boat do you have on poppets?

BWAHAHAHHAAAAAHA! Drag is set to MAX!



RB
35s5
NY

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"Frank Boettcher" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:54:18 -0000, "Capt. Rob"

wrote:



Have all of you sent Capt. Rob your Statements of
Financial Position,
with detailed asset listings? I had no idea that was a
requirement
for subscription to this group. Better get mine off ASAP.


I keep all my money in jars, buried in the back yard.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_

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"Dave" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:54:18 -0000, "Capt. Rob"
said:

It's better to me than any of you to be sure.

Luke 18:11.

Oh Puleeeze! The only thing in the Bible that even comes
close to the Boobster is the mention of an ASS.

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Scotty wrote:

"Frank Boettcher" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:54:18 -0000, "Capt. Rob"

wrote:



Have all of you sent Capt. Rob your Statements of
Financial Position,
with detailed asset listings? I had no idea that was a
requirement
for subscription to this group. Better get mine off ASAP.

I keep all my money in jars, buried in the back yard.

I find under the mattres to be perfectly adequate, besides the dog kept
diggin' up the jars. Wife said it woudn't have happened if I'd washed
the old peanut butter of the sides of the jars BEFORE I buried them!

Cheers
Marty

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Dave wrote:

On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:54:18 -0000, "Capt. Rob" said:

It's better to me than any of you to be sure.

Luke 18:11.

Yup, but 18:12 is way of the mark; he might want to read on a bit
further, say 18:22 and 18:23?

Cheers
Marty
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On Jul 11, 12:07 pm, Dave wrote:
On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:30:09 -0500, Martin Baxter said:

Luke 18:11.

Yup, but 18:12 is way of the mark; he might want to read on a bit
further, say 18:22 and 18:23?

But of course.

18:22...One thing you still lack; sell all that you possess and
distribute it to the poor, and you shall have treasure in heaven.

Bobster would rather become a buddist monk and set himself ablaze.

Joe