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You do not need any wind for that French gag Boat do you?

Joe wrote:

On Jul 11, 12:07 pm, Dave wrote:
On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:30:09 -0500, Martin Baxter said:

Luke 18:11.

Yup, but 18:12 is way of the mark; he might want to read on a bit
further, say 18:22 and 18:23?

But of course.

18:22...One thing you still lack; sell all that you possess and
distribute it to the poor, and you shall have treasure in heaven.

Bobster would rather become a buddist monk and set himself ablaze.

Joe

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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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I keep all my money in jars, buried in the back yard.

I find under the mattres to be perfectly adequate,

but then the money smells like pee.

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Scotty wrote:

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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I keep all my money in jars, buried in the back yard.

I find under the mattres to be perfectly adequate,

but then the money smells like pee.

Not since the dog and I traded places...


Cheers
Marty

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
It's better to me than any of you to be sure.
Let's have a look at why.


1) I'm younger and healtheir than most of the other folks on ASA and

I doubt it

will get to see the next 5 or 10 Star Trek movies.

Star Trek movies! LOL what a loser.

2) I'm married to a good looking woman who likes to sail and would
never want a trawler and a sweet son who loves the water.

But she must be stupid to put up with your fat ass.

3) I've bought 3 new cars in 14 months and can afford to play with
them, and trade for new ones as I please.

Another relative die and you swindled the others in the will?

4) I live better than all of you in a 2600 sq. foot home on two and a
half acres of wooded land.

In New York. Arm-Pit of the universe. 'Nuff said

5) I also own 10 acres of lakefront property 10 minutes from my home.

Liar. If not, post the deeds.

6) I own one of the best modern boats on ASA that suits us perfectly
and we own it and the house outright.

More bull****. Bendy-Toes are crap. French crap, for that matter.

7) I don't have to drive a truck for money and actually enjoy a sex
life.

And you're jealous of Scotty.

8) I didn't ruin myself financially and end up in a ugly Canadian
boat.

But you "own" a butt-ugly French boat.

9) I don't live on a motorsailor converted to a houseboat.

You live in a converted trailor. Parked over a basement, of sorts

10) I sail an average of 3 times a week with friends and family.

But never more than a mile from your slip. I'm curious, though. Who would
be friends with an ass like you?

11) I was never so low as to be forced into buying a Siedlemann or
Mac.

Still jealous of Scotty, I see.

12) My son's college fund is larger than your retirement fund by far.

And you know this...HOW?

13) I have more money than all of you beyond any doubt.

See response to #12 above

14) I have a nicely designed home theatre.

Big ****ing deal. Your ears are shot from all the bar-noise from your
"bouncer" days
BUT...if YOU designed it, it's a piece of ****.

15) I still sail with a mostly female crew while the rest of you
hardly sail at all, if ever.

Lesbians

16) I don't whip out sock puppets to defend my points.

You *ARE* a sock

17) I own a Starsplitter telescope, the best here, and not an
imaginary one like Crantz.

Who gives a ****?

18) I back up my posts with pics and videos while the rest of you blow
smoke over mirrors.

Thimbles and shackles, too. Big ****ing deal.

19) Unlike Sloco, Doug, Dave and a few others I actually have a sense
of humor.

Nobody but you understands your humor.


And finally, flying in like a Sparrow Hawk at # 20.....

An ellipsis is three dots, not all that **** that you type. Look it up if
you know how.

20) I'm smarter than all of you combined. While that's not saying
much, you all know it's true!

You're a legend in your own mind.


RB
35s5
NY

And Ganze is your Hero