It's Better To Be Me!
 

It's better to me than any of you to be sure.
Let's have a look at why.


1) I'm younger and healtheir than most of the other folks on ASA and
will get to see the next 5 or 10 Star Trek movies.
2) I'm married to a good looking woman who likes to sail and would
never want a trawler and a sweet son who loves the water.
3) I've bought 3 new cars in 14 months and can afford to play with
them, and trade for new ones as I please.
4) I live better than all of you in a 2600 sq. foot home on two and a
half acres of wooded land.
5) I also own 10 acres of lakefront property 10 minutes from my home.
6) I own one of the best modern boats on ASA that suits us perfectly
and we own it and the house outright.
7) I don't have to drive a truck for money and actually enjoy a sex
life.
8) I didn't ruin myself financially and end up in a ugly Canadian
boat.
9) I don't live on a motorsailor converted to a houseboat.
10) I sail an average of 3 times a week with friends and family.
11) I was never so low as to be forced into buying a Siedlemann or
Mac.
12) My son's college fund is larger than your retirement fund by far.
13) I have more money than all of you beyond any doubt.
14) I have a nicely designed home theatre.
15) I still sail with a mostly female crew while the rest of you
hardly sail at all, if ever.
16) I don't whip out sock puppets to defend my points.
17) I own a Starsplitter telescope, the best here, and not an
imaginary one like Crantz.
18) I back up my posts with pics and videos while the rest of you blow
smoke over mirrors.
19) Unlike Sloco, Doug, Dave and a few others I actually have a sense
of humor.

And finally, flying in like a Sparrow Hawk at # 20.....

20) I'm smarter than all of you combined. While that's not saying
much, you all know it's true!


RB
35s5
NY

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com..
..
It's better to me than any of you to be sure.

What's better to you?

Dave?

2) I'm married to a good looking woman who likes to sail
and would
never want a trawler and a sweet son who loves the water.

Your wife didn't want the big headed boy?

Dave?



4) I live better than all of you in a 2600 sq. foot home
on two and a
half acres of wooded land.


If that's all you could afford, then try to make the best of
it.


7) I don't have or enjoy a sex life, or money
and I can't drive a truck



10) I sail an average of 3 miles a year with friends and
family.

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If that's all you could afford


You own 10 acres of lakefront an hour from Manhattan???

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!

I didn't think so!

What kind of boat do you have on poppets?

BWAHAHAHHAAAAAHA! Drag is set to MAX!



RB
35s5
NY

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On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:54:18 -0000, "Capt. Rob"
wrote:

It's better to me than any of you to be sure.
Let's have a look at why.


1) I'm younger and healtheir than most of the other folks on ASA and
will get to see the next 5 or 10 Star Trek movies.
2) I'm married to a good looking woman who likes to sail and would
never want a trawler and a sweet son who loves the water.
3) I've bought 3 new cars in 14 months and can afford to play with
them, and trade for new ones as I please.
4) I live better than all of you in a 2600 sq. foot home on two and a
half acres of wooded land.
5) I also own 10 acres of lakefront property 10 minutes from my home.
6) I own one of the best modern boats on ASA that suits us perfectly
and we own it and the house outright.
7) I don't have to drive a truck for money and actually enjoy a sex
life.
8) I didn't ruin myself financially and end up in a ugly Canadian
boat.
9) I don't live on a motorsailor converted to a houseboat.
10) I sail an average of 3 times a week with friends and family.
11) I was never so low as to be forced into buying a Siedlemann or
Mac.
12) My son's college fund is larger than your retirement fund by far.
13) I have more money than all of you beyond any doubt.
14) I have a nicely designed home theatre.
15) I still sail with a mostly female crew while the rest of you
hardly sail at all, if ever.
16) I don't whip out sock puppets to defend my points.
17) I own a Starsplitter telescope, the best here, and not an
imaginary one like Crantz.
18) I back up my posts with pics and videos while the rest of you blow
smoke over mirrors.
19) Unlike Sloco, Doug, Dave and a few others I actually have a sense
of humor.

And finally, flying in like a Sparrow Hawk at # 20.....

20) I'm smarter than all of you combined. While that's not saying
much, you all know it's true!


RB
35s5
NY


Have all of you sent Capt. Rob your Statements of Financial Position,
with detailed asset listings? I had no idea that was a requirement
for subscription to this group. Better get mine off ASAP.

Frank

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I'll take that as a 'yes'.




"Capt. **** Head" wrote in message
ups.com...
If that's all you could afford


You own 10 acres of lakefront an hour from Manhattan???

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!

I didn't think so!

What kind of boat do you have on poppets?

BWAHAHAHHAAAAAHA! Drag is set to MAX!



RB
35s5
NY

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"Frank Boettcher" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:54:18 -0000, "Capt. Rob"

wrote:



Have all of you sent Capt. Rob your Statements of
Financial Position,
with detailed asset listings? I had no idea that was a
requirement
for subscription to this group. Better get mine off ASAP.


I keep all my money in jars, buried in the back yard.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_

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"Dave" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:54:18 -0000, "Capt. Rob"
said:

It's better to me than any of you to be sure.

Luke 18:11.

Oh Puleeeze! The only thing in the Bible that even comes
close to the Boobster is the mention of an ASS.

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Scotty wrote:

"Frank Boettcher" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:54:18 -0000, "Capt. Rob"

wrote:



Have all of you sent Capt. Rob your Statements of
Financial Position,
with detailed asset listings? I had no idea that was a
requirement
for subscription to this group. Better get mine off ASAP.

I keep all my money in jars, buried in the back yard.

I find under the mattres to be perfectly adequate, besides the dog kept
diggin' up the jars. Wife said it woudn't have happened if I'd washed
the old peanut butter of the sides of the jars BEFORE I buried them!

Cheers
Marty

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Dave wrote:

On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:54:18 -0000, "Capt. Rob" said:

It's better to me than any of you to be sure.

Luke 18:11.

Yup, but 18:12 is way of the mark; he might want to read on a bit
further, say 18:22 and 18:23?

Cheers
Marty
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On Jul 11, 12:07 pm, Dave wrote:
On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:30:09 -0500, Martin Baxter said:

Luke 18:11.

Yup, but 18:12 is way of the mark; he might want to read on a bit
further, say 18:22 and 18:23?

But of course.

18:22...One thing you still lack; sell all that you possess and
distribute it to the poor, and you shall have treasure in heaven.

Bobster would rather become a buddist monk and set himself ablaze.

Joe

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You do not need any wind for that French gag Boat do you?

Joe wrote:

On Jul 11, 12:07 pm, Dave wrote:
On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:30:09 -0500, Martin Baxter said:

Luke 18:11.

Yup, but 18:12 is way of the mark; he might want to read on a bit
further, say 18:22 and 18:23?

But of course.

18:22...One thing you still lack; sell all that you possess and
distribute it to the poor, and you shall have treasure in heaven.

Bobster would rather become a buddist monk and set himself ablaze.

Joe

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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...


I keep all my money in jars, buried in the back yard.

I find under the mattres to be perfectly adequate,

but then the money smells like pee.

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Scotty wrote:

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...


I keep all my money in jars, buried in the back yard.

I find under the mattres to be perfectly adequate,

but then the money smells like pee.

Not since the dog and I traded places...


Cheers
Marty

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
It's better to me than any of you to be sure.
Let's have a look at why.


1) I'm younger and healtheir than most of the other folks on ASA and

I doubt it

will get to see the next 5 or 10 Star Trek movies.

Star Trek movies! LOL what a loser.

2) I'm married to a good looking woman who likes to sail and would
never want a trawler and a sweet son who loves the water.

But she must be stupid to put up with your fat ass.

3) I've bought 3 new cars in 14 months and can afford to play with
them, and trade for new ones as I please.

Another relative die and you swindled the others in the will?

4) I live better than all of you in a 2600 sq. foot home on two and a
half acres of wooded land.

In New York. Arm-Pit of the universe. 'Nuff said

5) I also own 10 acres of lakefront property 10 minutes from my home.

Liar. If not, post the deeds.

6) I own one of the best modern boats on ASA that suits us perfectly
and we own it and the house outright.

More bull****. Bendy-Toes are crap. French crap, for that matter.

7) I don't have to drive a truck for money and actually enjoy a sex
life.

And you're jealous of Scotty.

8) I didn't ruin myself financially and end up in a ugly Canadian
boat.

But you "own" a butt-ugly French boat.

9) I don't live on a motorsailor converted to a houseboat.

You live in a converted trailor. Parked over a basement, of sorts

10) I sail an average of 3 times a week with friends and family.

But never more than a mile from your slip. I'm curious, though. Who would
be friends with an ass like you?

11) I was never so low as to be forced into buying a Siedlemann or
Mac.

Still jealous of Scotty, I see.

12) My son's college fund is larger than your retirement fund by far.

And you know this...HOW?

13) I have more money than all of you beyond any doubt.

See response to #12 above

14) I have a nicely designed home theatre.

Big ****ing deal. Your ears are shot from all the bar-noise from your
"bouncer" days
BUT...if YOU designed it, it's a piece of ****.

15) I still sail with a mostly female crew while the rest of you
hardly sail at all, if ever.

Lesbians

16) I don't whip out sock puppets to defend my points.

You *ARE* a sock

17) I own a Starsplitter telescope, the best here, and not an
imaginary one like Crantz.

Who gives a ****?

18) I back up my posts with pics and videos while the rest of you blow
smoke over mirrors.

Thimbles and shackles, too. Big ****ing deal.

19) Unlike Sloco, Doug, Dave and a few others I actually have a sense
of humor.

Nobody but you understands your humor.


And finally, flying in like a Sparrow Hawk at # 20.....

An ellipsis is three dots, not all that **** that you type. Look it up if
you know how.

20) I'm smarter than all of you combined. While that's not saying
much, you all know it's true!

You're a legend in your own mind.


RB
35s5
NY

And Ganze is your Hero