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It's better to me than any of you to be sure.
Let's have a look at why. 1) I'm younger and healtheir than most of the other folks on ASA and will get to see the next 5 or 10 Star Trek movies. 2) I'm married to a good looking woman who likes to sail and would never want a trawler and a sweet son who loves the water. 3) I've bought 3 new cars in 14 months and can afford to play with them, and trade for new ones as I please. 4) I live better than all of you in a 2600 sq. foot home on two and a half acres of wooded land. 5) I also own 10 acres of lakefront property 10 minutes from my home. 6) I own one of the best modern boats on ASA that suits us perfectly and we own it and the house outright. 7) I don't have to drive a truck for money and actually enjoy a sex life. 8) I didn't ruin myself financially and end up in a ugly Canadian boat. 9) I don't live on a motorsailor converted to a houseboat. 10) I sail an average of 3 times a week with friends and family. 11) I was never so low as to be forced into buying a Siedlemann or Mac. 12) My son's college fund is larger than your retirement fund by far. 13) I have more money than all of you beyond any doubt. 14) I have a nicely designed home theatre. 15) I still sail with a mostly female crew while the rest of you hardly sail at all, if ever. 16) I don't whip out sock puppets to defend my points. 17) I own a Starsplitter telescope, the best here, and not an imaginary one like Crantz. 18) I back up my posts with pics and videos while the rest of you blow smoke over mirrors. 19) Unlike Sloco, Doug, Dave and a few others I actually have a sense of humor. And finally, flying in like a Sparrow Hawk at # 20..... 20) I'm smarter than all of you combined. While that's not saying much, you all know it's true! RB 35s5 NY |