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Default It's Better To Be Me!

On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:54:18 -0000, "Capt. Rob"
wrote:

It's better to me than any of you to be sure.
Let's have a look at why.


1) I'm younger and healtheir than most of the other folks on ASA and
will get to see the next 5 or 10 Star Trek movies.
2) I'm married to a good looking woman who likes to sail and would
never want a trawler and a sweet son who loves the water.
3) I've bought 3 new cars in 14 months and can afford to play with
them, and trade for new ones as I please.
4) I live better than all of you in a 2600 sq. foot home on two and a
half acres of wooded land.
5) I also own 10 acres of lakefront property 10 minutes from my home.
6) I own one of the best modern boats on ASA that suits us perfectly
and we own it and the house outright.
7) I don't have to drive a truck for money and actually enjoy a sex
life.
8) I didn't ruin myself financially and end up in a ugly Canadian
boat.
9) I don't live on a motorsailor converted to a houseboat.
10) I sail an average of 3 times a week with friends and family.
11) I was never so low as to be forced into buying a Siedlemann or
Mac.
12) My son's college fund is larger than your retirement fund by far.
13) I have more money than all of you beyond any doubt.
14) I have a nicely designed home theatre.
15) I still sail with a mostly female crew while the rest of you
hardly sail at all, if ever.
16) I don't whip out sock puppets to defend my points.
17) I own a Starsplitter telescope, the best here, and not an
imaginary one like Crantz.
18) I back up my posts with pics and videos while the rest of you blow
smoke over mirrors.
19) Unlike Sloco, Doug, Dave and a few others I actually have a sense
of humor.

And finally, flying in like a Sparrow Hawk at # 20.....

20) I'm smarter than all of you combined. While that's not saying
much, you all know it's true!


RB
35s5
NY



Have all of you sent Capt. Rob your Statements of Financial Position,
with detailed asset listings? I had no idea that was a requirement
for subscription to this group. Better get mine off ASAP.

Frank


 
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