I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.



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You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!

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Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?

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Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.

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See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.

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WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!

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Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight.

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Do ya' mind if the parrot watches?

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Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?

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Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.

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So you're the new cabin boy, eh?

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Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation?
(software pirates only)

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Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?

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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?

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Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's
wond'rous booty buried underneath!