Pirate Pickup lines
I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
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You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!
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Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?
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Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
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See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.
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WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!
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Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight.
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Do ya' mind if the parrot watches?
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Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?
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Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.
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So you're the new cabin boy, eh?
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Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation?
(software pirates only)
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Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?
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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?
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Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's
wond'rous booty buried underneath!
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