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Default OT Michael Moore proves he is the sicko

On Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:45:29 -0500, Nathan Branden
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I know a Brigadier Sargeant that was in one of Whorebreath's units. He
said he shook and cowered when his APC came under depthcharge attack.
The inside stank of fekal matter by the time it was over and they
issued him brown trousers to wear. After majoring in ROTC at West
Point I went on to graduate school at the US Merchant Marine Corps
Academy in King's Park NY. There I got my master's degree in littoral
and amphibious warfare. Soon after I was in combat action on foriegn
soil (the President was a Democrat then). After running out of
ammunition in a near hopeless situation I fixed the bayonet to my
bazooka and led a charge that caused the enemy to drop their weapons
and flee. That is when I got my field promotion to Naval Seal level 2
and taught marital arts at various base housing units. Later I went on
to military aviation (landing C-130s onto aircraft carriers) which is
a whole anthology for later. Whorebreath is just jelious of my fine
and distinguished battle record as others seem to be. I thank those
who appreciate my outstanding accomplishments and express deserved
recognition.

Ooo-Raaah!!!!!



I read about that in the Daily Planet. During the Big One, you landed
an LA class submarine on an aircraft carrier, then refueled and
rearmed a F-16, and took off for Mexico. You dropped nuclear weapons
on Hirosima and Nagasaki, winning the war.

Our Allies, the Germans were so impressed, that the Tzar himself
awarded you with an iron cross.

But since then you've worked with MI5, and the Mossad. Tell us now
about the camp you work in. How is Nurse Rachet, and the Big Indian?
I never new his name because he never talked much.





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