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On Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:45:29 -0500, Nathan Branden
wrote this crap: I know a Brigadier Sargeant that was in one of Whorebreath's units. He said he shook and cowered when his APC came under depthcharge attack. The inside stank of fekal matter by the time it was over and they issued him brown trousers to wear. After majoring in ROTC at West Point I went on to graduate school at the US Merchant Marine Corps Academy in King's Park NY. There I got my master's degree in littoral and amphibious warfare. Soon after I was in combat action on foriegn soil (the President was a Democrat then). After running out of ammunition in a near hopeless situation I fixed the bayonet to my bazooka and led a charge that caused the enemy to drop their weapons and flee. That is when I got my field promotion to Naval Seal level 2 and taught marital arts at various base housing units. Later I went on to military aviation (landing C-130s onto aircraft carriers) which is a whole anthology for later. Whorebreath is just jelious of my fine and distinguished battle record as others seem to be. I thank those who appreciate my outstanding accomplishments and express deserved recognition. Ooo-Raaah!!!!! I read about that in the Daily Planet. During the Big One, you landed an LA class submarine on an aircraft carrier, then refueled and rearmed a F-16, and took off for Mexico. You dropped nuclear weapons on Hirosima and Nagasaki, winning the war. Our Allies, the Germans were so impressed, that the Tzar himself awarded you with an iron cross. But since then you've worked with MI5, and the Mossad. Tell us now about the camp you work in. How is Nurse Rachet, and the Big Indian? I never new his name because he never talked much. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe. |
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