Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Bill
Cleere stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: My wife is watching this summer replacement chick-type
: TV series called "Starter Wife".
:
: I'm watching baseball.
:
: So, see, I say to her, I go, "Hey, if they do a spin-off
: called 'Reliever Wife', call Brian Sabean and tell him to
: set up tryouts!"
:
: That's 'cuz the Giants relievers suck, as you all know,
: and it's just no fun watching a game and not being
: able to enjoy some really great pitching for six or seven
: innings because you know that some no-name not-good-
: enough-to-have-been-has-beens are gonna get trotted
: out in the eighth and ninth and serve up about 15 home
: run balls apiece.
:
: My wife didn't think my joke was particularly
: hilarious, and you mooks probably don't think so
: either. I assure you, however, upon my oath,
: that your lack of appreciation for my jocule
: compares to my lack of interest in your opinion
: as the lightning bug to the lightning.
:
: I have, you see, upon (very) mature reflection,
: come to the conclusion that the only Usenet
: poster who knows what he's doing here is
: John Winston.
:
: Oh, except if you don't like baseball, **** yez
: extraspecially.

baseball is such a girly game, over here in civilisation we call it
rounders and it's played mostly by schoolgirls.
are you a pedo, hmmmm?
no wonder yer wife wants to divorce you for watching such utter ****e.

:
: Now, I shall return to contemplating Ryan Klesko
: doing his impersonation of a compost pile
: attempting to hit a slider.
:
: -- Bill Cleere
:
: "I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of
: wearing an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

There are two classes of poets - the poets by education and practice,
these we respect; and poets by nature, these we love. - Ralph Waldo
Emerson
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"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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