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To hide the **** streaks. Hiding **** stains is not the correct way
to
maintain the boat. The paint color should expose ceder bucket ****
stains so
maintenance can be affected immediately.

How anyone can call a boat a liveaboard without a head and shower is
beyond me. Things must get awlful rank aboard " cut the cheese."

Joe



Another dock bound landlubber wannabe sailor squeaks! Poor Joe, he's of
the simple-minded opinion that a shower is the only way one can bathe.
Yes sir, he's got that landlubber, waste-all-the-water-you-can attitude.
Worse yet, Joe's such a lubber that, unlike the good Capt. Neal aboard
his fine, blue-water vessel "Cuts the Mustard," Joe has never used a
cedar bucket. I bet Joe's so ignorant he doesn't even know how the term
"head" got started. But, I read someplace that the constant inhalation
of iron oxide leads to premature blood/iron hypertoxicity which
manifests itself in clogged capillaries within the brain which, in turn,
causes Alzheimer's like symptoms.

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On Mar 23, 11:22 am, "Wilbur Hubbard"
Joe has never used a cedar bucket.
I bet Joe's so ignorant he doesn't even know how the term
"head" got started.


You would be incorrect. Is your cockpit the Poop deck?

Wilbur Hubbard


All that ceder bucket splashing is what gave you the hemmoriods Neal.
You should at least get a Stainless Steel bucket and use some comet or
Ajax to clean it once and awhile.

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Joe has never used a cedar bucket.
I bet Joe's so ignorant he doesn't even know how the term
"head" got started.


You would be incorrect. Is your cockpit the Poop deck?


Ah ha! Yet another show of nautical ignorance. I'm disappointed in you,
Joe. Your comments are something Scotty would say. You can do better
than some redneck, truck-driving, Seidelmann-sailing, honeydo-listing,
gay ganz slurping, double-wide-dwelling, hillbilly dweeb like him. The
poop deck was at the stern of the ship. It was called the poop deck
because it could get "pooped" by following seas and had nothing,
whatsoever to do with the modern day word of "poop" meaning feces. The
word "head" came from the "heads" of the ship. This was the area forward
between the deck and the bowsprit. Usually had nets hung that
facilitated work at the sprit end. Sailors who needed to take a dump
would climb onto the nets at the heads of the ship, drop trow and let it
rip. Often if the seas were rough the sailors benefited from a good
washdown as the bows plunged into the seas. Mother Nature's bidet.

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On Mar 23, 11:57 am, "Wilbur Hubbard"

Sailors who needed to take a dump
would climb onto the nets at the heads of the ship, drop trow and let
it
rip. Often if the seas were rough the sailors benefited from a good
washdown as the bows plunged into the seas. Mother Nature's bidet.

Wilbur Hubbard

It's amazing how you romance about harnessing the power of the Sea


Where exactly is your cockpit ?
Stern maybe?
I bet it's a pooper scooper.

Joe

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On Mar 23, 11:57 am, "Wilbur Hubbard"

Sailors who needed to take a dump
would climb onto the nets at the heads of the ship, drop trow and let
it
rip. Often if the seas were rough the sailors benefited from a good
washdown as the bows plunged into the seas. Mother Nature's bidet.

Wilbur Hubbard

It's amazing how you romance about harnessing the power of the Sea


Where exactly is your cockpit ?
Stern maybe?
I bet it's a pooper scooper.

Joe



My cockpit = Mysterry Mermaid. Virgin, too - after one gets past the
first four inches that is . . . Bwahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahah!

Wilbur Hubbard



 
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