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![]() "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... To hide the **** streaks. Hiding **** stains is not the correct way to maintain the boat. The paint color should expose ceder bucket **** stains so maintenance can be affected immediately. How anyone can call a boat a liveaboard without a head and shower is beyond me. Things must get awlful rank aboard " cut the cheese." Joe Another dock bound landlubber wannabe sailor squeaks! Poor Joe, he's of the simple-minded opinion that a shower is the only way one can bathe. Yes sir, he's got that landlubber, waste-all-the-water-you-can attitude. Worse yet, Joe's such a lubber that, unlike the good Capt. Neal aboard his fine, blue-water vessel "Cuts the Mustard," Joe has never used a cedar bucket. I bet Joe's so ignorant he doesn't even know how the term "head" got started. But, I read someplace that the constant inhalation of iron oxide leads to premature blood/iron hypertoxicity which manifests itself in clogged capillaries within the brain which, in turn, causes Alzheimer's like symptoms. Wilbur Hubbard |
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On Mar 23, 11:22 am, "Wilbur Hubbard"
Joe has never used a cedar bucket. I bet Joe's so ignorant he doesn't even know how the term "head" got started. You would be incorrect. Is your cockpit the Poop deck? Wilbur Hubbard All that ceder bucket splashing is what gave you the hemmoriods Neal. You should at least get a Stainless Steel bucket and use some comet or Ajax to clean it once and awhile. Joe |
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![]() "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... On Mar 23, 11:22 am, "Wilbur Hubbard" Joe has never used a cedar bucket. I bet Joe's so ignorant he doesn't even know how the term "head" got started. You would be incorrect. Is your cockpit the Poop deck? Ah ha! Yet another show of nautical ignorance. I'm disappointed in you, Joe. Your comments are something Scotty would say. You can do better than some redneck, truck-driving, Seidelmann-sailing, honeydo-listing, gay ganz slurping, double-wide-dwelling, hillbilly dweeb like him. The poop deck was at the stern of the ship. It was called the poop deck because it could get "pooped" by following seas and had nothing, whatsoever to do with the modern day word of "poop" meaning feces. The word "head" came from the "heads" of the ship. This was the area forward between the deck and the bowsprit. Usually had nets hung that facilitated work at the sprit end. Sailors who needed to take a dump would climb onto the nets at the heads of the ship, drop trow and let it rip. Often if the seas were rough the sailors benefited from a good washdown as the bows plunged into the seas. Mother Nature's bidet. Wilbur Hubbard |
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On Mar 23, 11:57 am, "Wilbur Hubbard"
Sailors who needed to take a dump would climb onto the nets at the heads of the ship, drop trow and let it rip. Often if the seas were rough the sailors benefited from a good washdown as the bows plunged into the seas. Mother Nature's bidet. Wilbur Hubbard It's amazing how you romance about harnessing the power of the Sea Where exactly is your cockpit ? Stern maybe? I bet it's a pooper scooper. Joe |
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![]() "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... On Mar 23, 11:57 am, "Wilbur Hubbard" Sailors who needed to take a dump would climb onto the nets at the heads of the ship, drop trow and let it rip. Often if the seas were rough the sailors benefited from a good washdown as the bows plunged into the seas. Mother Nature's bidet. Wilbur Hubbard It's amazing how you romance about harnessing the power of the Sea Where exactly is your cockpit ? Stern maybe? I bet it's a pooper scooper. Joe My cockpit = Mysterry Mermaid. Virgin, too - after one gets past the first four inches that is . . . Bwahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahah! Wilbur Hubbard |
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