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Wilbur Hubbard Wilbur Hubbard is offline
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Default Why Capt. Neal Boat is Yellow


"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
To hide the **** streaks. Hiding **** stains is not the correct way
to
maintain the boat. The paint color should expose ceder bucket ****
stains so
maintenance can be affected immediately.

How anyone can call a boat a liveaboard without a head and shower is
beyond me. Things must get awlful rank aboard " cut the cheese."

Joe



Another dock bound landlubber wannabe sailor squeaks! Poor Joe, he's of
the simple-minded opinion that a shower is the only way one can bathe.
Yes sir, he's got that landlubber, waste-all-the-water-you-can attitude.
Worse yet, Joe's such a lubber that, unlike the good Capt. Neal aboard
his fine, blue-water vessel "Cuts the Mustard," Joe has never used a
cedar bucket. I bet Joe's so ignorant he doesn't even know how the term
"head" got started. But, I read someplace that the constant inhalation
of iron oxide leads to premature blood/iron hypertoxicity which
manifests itself in clogged capillaries within the brain which, in turn,
causes Alzheimer's like symptoms.

Wilbur Hubbard