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JeanneDArc~ wrote:
: On 21 Mar, 18:10, "Steve Leyland" wrote:
:: On 20 Mar, 05:53, "Steve Leyland"
::
::
::
::
::
:: wrote:
::: On Mar 17, 4:05 am, (Sycho) wrote:
::::::::: On 13 Mar, 18:12, (Sycho) wrote:
:::::::::: Here ye! Here ye! Today "Jeanne"
:::::::::: stormed in alt.hacker on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 17:35:29 +0100 and
:::::::::: shouted for all to hear..
:::::::: Looks like you got a pet spider monkey following you around.
::::::: Is it dangerous
:::::: I'm not sure. But if I were you I would make an appointment with
:::::: the vet to make sure its rabies shots are kept up to date.
:::::::: I'm
:::::::: surprised I wasn't ask to explain in more detail what a proxy
:::::::: server is, how it works and where to find one.
::::::: I know what a proxy is, but I wonder were I can find it, and
::::::: my gues is that the pet monkey know the answer since he did not
::::::: ask the question
:::::: Do you have any bananas? You can lure it out of its cage with
:::::: one. Then it'll respond.
::::: I prefer a cat.But I don`t have time for animals.
::::: lol and when did you decide to be so funny
:::: lol I'm always funny when I need to be.
:::: --
:::: I was the next door kid's imaginary friend.- Hide quoted text -
:::: - Show quoted text -
::: read this info.:http://d.1asphost.com/amar4
::: donno if it would be of help anyway.
::
:: Na, jeanne don`t have the balls to open it.
:: --
:: Steve Leyland
:: mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
:: flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
:: em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
:: Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance
:: dept)http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
::
:: =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
::
::: From the point of view of literature Mr. Kipling is a genius who
::
:: drops
:: his aspirates. From the point of view of life, he is a reporter who
:: knows vulgarity better than any one has ever known it. - Oscar Wilde
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are
:: the
:: lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully
:: in
:: the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
:: ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent
:: response
:: is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."
::
:: JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "Warning to all:
:: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
:: muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
:: UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
::
:: Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
:: post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
:: Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
:: dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless,
:: flaccid,
:: obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
:: flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
:: physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
:: masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant,
:: egomaniacal
:: POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
:: for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
:: slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
::
:: Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "I went to the Garden of Love,
:: And saw what I never had seen;
:: A Chapel was built in the midst,
:: Where I used to play on the green.
::
:: And the gates of this Chapel were shut
:: And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
:: So I turned to the Garden of Love
:: That so many sweet flowers bore.
::
:: And I saw it was filled with graves,
:: And tombstones where flowers should be;
:: And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
:: And binding with briars my joys and desires."
::
:: William Blake.
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
:: of
:: people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
:: deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known
:: as
:: Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
::
:: Native American prophecy
::
:: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
:: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
:: |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
:: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
:: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
:: (,_..----''' (,..--''
::
:: Meow
:
: Honestly Steve, I am glad I don`t have to think with balls all the
: time

clealy with such a lame froggery you don't think at all.
don't worry though whale woman, I didn't reprot you.

seriously jeanne if you want trolling advice just ask. steve at meow dot
org works.

:
: JDA~today

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane
crashes.
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
================================================== ====================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
alt.music.ozzy
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow


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On 22 Mar, 05:32, "Steve Leyland"
wrote:
JeanneDArc~ wrote:

: On 21 Mar, 18:10, "Steve Leyland" wrote:
:: On 20 Mar, 05:53, "Steve Leyland"
::
::
::
::
:::: wrote:

::: On Mar 17, 4:05 am, (Sycho) wrote:
::::::::: On 13 Mar, 18:12, (Sycho) wrote:
:::::::::: Here ye! Here ye! Today "Jeanne"
:::::::::: stormed in alt.hacker on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 17:35:29 +0100 and
:::::::::: shouted for all to hear..
:::::::: Looks like you got a pet spider monkey following you around.
::::::: Is it dangerous
:::::: I'm not sure. But if I were you I would make an appointment with
:::::: the vet to make sure its rabies shots are kept up to date.
:::::::: I'm
:::::::: surprised I wasn't ask to explain in more detail what a proxy
:::::::: server is, how it works and where to find one.
::::::: I know what a proxy is, but I wonder were I can find it, and
::::::: my gues is that the pet monkey know the answer since he did not
::::::: ask the question
:::::: Do you have any bananas? You can lure it out of its cage with
:::::: one. Then it'll respond.
::::: I prefer a cat.But I don`t have time for animals.
::::: lol and when did you decide to be so funny
:::: lol I'm always funny when I need to be.
:::: --
:::: I was the next door kid's imaginary friend.- Hide quoted text -
:::: - Show quoted text -
::: read this info.:http://d.1asphost.com/amar4
::: donno if it would be of help anyway.
::
:: Na, jeanne don`t have the balls to open it.
:: --
:: Steve Leyland
:: mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
:: flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
:: em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
:: Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance
:: dept)http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
::
:: =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
::
::: From the point of view of literature Mr. Kipling is a genius who
::
:: drops
:: his aspirates. From the point of view of life, he is a reporter who
:: knows vulgarity better than any one has ever known it. - Oscar Wilde
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are
:: the
:: lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully
:: in
:: the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
:: ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent
:: response
:: is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."
::
:: JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "Warning to all:
:: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
:: muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
:: UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
::
:: Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
:: post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
:: Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
:: dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless,
:: flaccid,
:: obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
:: flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
:: physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
:: masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant,
:: egomaniacal
:: POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
:: for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
:: slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
::
:: Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "I went to the Garden of Love,
:: And saw what I never had seen;
:: A Chapel was built in the midst,
:: Where I used to play on the green.
::
:: And the gates of this Chapel were shut
:: And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
:: So I turned to the Garden of Love
:: That so many sweet flowers bore.
::
:: And I saw it was filled with graves,
:: And tombstones where flowers should be;
:: And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
:: And binding with briars my joys and desires."
::
:: William Blake.
:: ================================================== ====================
:: "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
:: of
:: people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
:: deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known
:: as
:: Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
::
:: Native American prophecy
::
:: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
:: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
:: |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
:: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
:: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
:: (,_..----''' (,..--''
::
:: Meow
:
: Honestly Steve, I am glad I don`t have to think with balls all the
: time

clealy with such a lame froggery you don't think at all.


...but what if I frogged your identity...that would have been
lame ...right, and you would have reported me.

So I was thinking.

don't worry though whale woman, I didn't reprot you.


No, since you like having me around

seriously jeanne if you want trolling advice just ask. steve at meow dot
org works.


what is your advice?
because I can`t see any trolling from you at all mister.

JDA~today

 
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