Ode to little Stevie Leyland

I sing of those who failed to make the cut;
Who have posted crap all who read despise.
If for their crude posts from out their butt
Still abject failures in most people's eyes.
Absurd monstrosities - vast bulk, pencil necks,
Thin skins, huge bellies, and brains the size of peas -
"No wonder that they didn't make the grade!
It's only with children they want sex!
Perverts - no class! They rule Usenet? Oh please!
A maggot's achievements put theirs in the shade!"

It's true that they are lamers, and we are not,
And yet. how long have they besmirched the Earth?
Their intellects perhaps are not so hot,
And yet. how much is brainpower really worth?
For isn't it the source of all our fears,
And of their usenetocide the likely cause?
This culture they're so proud of has survived
A mere twenty or thirty years.
Compare that to the pea-brained meowosaurs -
Of rational discourse thousands they have deprived.

Such stupid alien flonkers don't have a hope
If Earth collided with an asteroid.
And if that happened now, how would we cope?
Not well. In fact, we too would be destroyed,
No matter that we're thick-skinned and short-necked,
With larger brains. The Leyland ignoramus survives,
But I maintain the meowers and flonkers made coup
And deserve a dollop of respect.
They left their imprint in the archives;
Future readers will note how they lamed every froup.

Wilbur Hubbard

On 13 Mar 2007, you wrote in alt.hackers.malicious:

Ode to little Stevie Leyland

I sing of those who failed to make the cut;
Who have posted crap all who read despise.
If for their crude posts from out their butt
Still abject failures in most people's eyes.
Absurd monstrosities - vast bulk, pencil necks,
Thin skins, huge bellies, and brains the size of peas -
"No wonder that they didn't make the grade!
It's only with children they want sex!
Perverts - no class! They rule Usenet? Oh please!
A maggot's achievements put theirs in the shade!"

It's true that they are lamers, and we are not,
And yet. how long have they besmirched the Earth?
Their intellects perhaps are not so hot,
And yet. how much is brainpower really worth?
For isn't it the source of all our fears,
And of their usenetocide the likely cause?
This culture they're so proud of has survived
A mere twenty or thirty years.
Compare that to the pea-brained meowosaurs -
Of rational discourse thousands they have deprived.

Such stupid alien flonkers don't have a hope
If Earth collided with an asteroid.
And if that happened now, how would we cope?
Not well. In fact, we too would be destroyed,
No matter that we're thick-skinned and short-necked,
With larger brains. The Leyland ignoramus survives,
But I maintain the meowers and flonkers made coup
And deserve a dollop of respect.
They left their imprint in the archives;
Future readers will note how they lamed every froup.

Wilbur Hubbard



That sucked.

--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7

ThePsyko wrote in
t:

On 13 Mar 2007, you wrote in alt.hackers.malicious:

Ode to little Stevie Leyland

I sing of those who failed to make the cut;
Who have posted crap all who read despise.
If for their crude posts from out their butt
Still abject failures in most people's eyes.
Absurd monstrosities - vast bulk, pencil necks,
Thin skins, huge bellies, and brains the size of peas -
"No wonder that they didn't make the grade!
It's only with children they want sex!
Perverts - no class! They rule Usenet? Oh please!
A maggot's achievements put theirs in the shade!"

It's true that they are lamers, and we are not,
And yet. how long have they besmirched the Earth?
Their intellects perhaps are not so hot,
And yet. how much is brainpower really worth?
For isn't it the source of all our fears,
And of their usenetocide the likely cause?
This culture they're so proud of has survived
A mere twenty or thirty years.
Compare that to the pea-brained meowosaurs -
Of rational discourse thousands they have deprived.

Such stupid alien flonkers don't have a hope
If Earth collided with an asteroid.
And if that happened now, how would we cope?
Not well. In fact, we too would be destroyed,
No matter that we're thick-skinned and short-necked,
With larger brains. The Leyland ignoramus survives,
But I maintain the meowers and flonkers made coup
And deserve a dollop of respect.
They left their imprint in the archives;
Future readers will note how they lamed every froup.

Wilbur Hubbard



That sucked.

True, but Steve has a true fanboi.

..

On 13 Mar 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard Sumo Buddha cry out in news:45f71387$0$7467
...

ThePsyko wrote in
t:

On 13 Mar 2007, you wrote in alt.hackers.malicious:

Ode to little Stevie Leyland

I sing of those who failed to make the cut;
Who have posted crap all who read despise.
If for their crude posts from out their butt
Still abject failures in most people's eyes.
Absurd monstrosities - vast bulk, pencil necks,
Thin skins, huge bellies, and brains the size of peas -
"No wonder that they didn't make the grade!
It's only with children they want sex!
Perverts - no class! They rule Usenet? Oh please!
A maggot's achievements put theirs in the shade!"

It's true that they are lamers, and we are not,
And yet. how long have they besmirched the Earth?
Their intellects perhaps are not so hot,
And yet. how much is brainpower really worth?
For isn't it the source of all our fears,
And of their usenetocide the likely cause?
This culture they're so proud of has survived
A mere twenty or thirty years.
Compare that to the pea-brained meowosaurs -
Of rational discourse thousands they have deprived.

Such stupid alien flonkers don't have a hope
If Earth collided with an asteroid.
And if that happened now, how would we cope?
Not well. In fact, we too would be destroyed,
No matter that we're thick-skinned and short-necked,
With larger brains. The Leyland ignoramus survives,
But I maintain the meowers and flonkers made coup
And deserve a dollop of respect.
They left their imprint in the archives;
Future readers will note how they lamed every froup.

Wilbur Hubbard



That sucked.

True, but Steve has a true fanboi.


I worship his grateness!

--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7

ThePsyko wrote:
: On 13 Mar 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
: heard Sumo Buddha cry out in news:45f71387$0$7467
: ...
:
:: ThePsyko wrote in
:: t:
::
::: On 13 Mar 2007, you wrote in alt.hackers.malicious:
:::
:::: Ode to little Stevie Leyland
::::
:::: I sing of those who failed to make the cut;
:::: Who have posted crap all who read despise.
:::: If for their crude posts from out their butt
:::: Still abject failures in most people's eyes.
:::: Absurd monstrosities - vast bulk, pencil necks,
:::: Thin skins, huge bellies, and brains the size of peas -
:::: "No wonder that they didn't make the grade!
:::: It's only with children they want sex!
:::: Perverts - no class! They rule Usenet? Oh please!
:::: A maggot's achievements put theirs in the shade!"
::::
:::: It's true that they are lamers, and we are not,
:::: And yet. how long have they besmirched the Earth?
:::: Their intellects perhaps are not so hot,
:::: And yet. how much is brainpower really worth?
:::: For isn't it the source of all our fears,
:::: And of their usenetocide the likely cause?
:::: This culture they're so proud of has survived
:::: A mere twenty or thirty years.
:::: Compare that to the pea-brained meowosaurs -
:::: Of rational discourse thousands they have deprived.
::::
:::: Such stupid alien flonkers don't have a hope
:::: If Earth collided with an asteroid.
:::: And if that happened now, how would we cope?
:::: Not well. In fact, we too would be destroyed,
:::: No matter that we're thick-skinned and short-necked,
:::: With larger brains. The Leyland ignoramus survives,
:::: But I maintain the meowers and flonkers made coup
:::: And deserve a dollop of respect.
:::: They left their imprint in the archives;
:::: Future readers will note how they lamed every froup.
::::
:::: Wilbur Hubbard
::::
::::
:::
::: That sucked.
::
:: True, but Steve has a true fanboi.
::
:
: I worship his grateness!

awww, an ode to me, wilbur? such sweet devotion to yer pwner. I'm quite
moved.






















a bowel movement.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

The 'Oxtail Soup' beverage offered as an option on drink vending
machines is simply a way of disposing of the miscellaneous liquids that
collect in the drip tray.
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
================================================== ====================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
alt.music.ozzy

================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A
Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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Cross posting asshole......go slurp stevie somewhere else!

SV


"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
message ...
Ode to little Stevie Leyland

I sing of those who failed to make the cut;
Who have posted crap all who read despise.
If for their crude posts from out their butt
Still abject failures in most people's eyes.
Absurd monstrosities - vast bulk, pencil necks,
Thin skins, huge bellies, and brains the size of peas -
"No wonder that they didn't make the grade!
It's only with children they want sex!
Perverts - no class! They rule Usenet? Oh please!
A maggot's achievements put theirs in the shade!"

It's true that they are lamers, and we are not,
And yet. how long have they besmirched the Earth?
Their intellects perhaps are not so hot,
And yet. how much is brainpower really worth?
For isn't it the source of all our fears,
And of their usenetocide the likely cause?
This culture they're so proud of has survived
A mere twenty or thirty years.
Compare that to the pea-brained meowosaurs -
Of rational discourse thousands they have deprived.

Such stupid alien flonkers don't have a hope
If Earth collided with an asteroid.
And if that happened now, how would we cope?
Not well. In fact, we too would be destroyed,
No matter that we're thick-skinned and short-necked,
With larger brains. The Leyland ignoramus survives,
But I maintain the meowers and flonkers made coup
And deserve a dollop of respect.
They left their imprint in the archives;
Future readers will note how they lamed every froup.

Wilbur Hubbard

"Scotty" w@u wrote in message
...
Cross posting asshole......go slurp stevie somewhere else!

SV


You net nanny nitwit!. That's exactly what cross-posting does. Don't
read the Newsgroup: line if you're such a pussy that it causes you go on
the rag. Besides, if I want little Stevie to read fanboi poasts they
also need to be poasted on the known lamer sites where he hangs out. He
only reads this froup (alt.sailing.asa) from time to time when his
Mommie gets done giving him all the time-outs he needs to keep his sorry
arse in line. Face it, with your like poasting here there's very little
of interest for anybody to see.

Wilbur Hubbard






"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
message ...
Ode to little Stevie Leyland

I sing of those who failed to make the cut;
Who have posted crap all who read despise.
If for their crude posts from out their butt
Still abject failures in most people's eyes.
Absurd monstrosities - vast bulk, pencil necks,
Thin skins, huge bellies, and brains the size of peas -
"No wonder that they didn't make the grade!
It's only with children they want sex!
Perverts - no class! They rule Usenet? Oh please!
A maggot's achievements put theirs in the shade!"

It's true that they are lamers, and we are not,
And yet. how long have they besmirched the Earth?
Their intellects perhaps are not so hot,
And yet. how much is brainpower really worth?
For isn't it the source of all our fears,
And of their usenetocide the likely cause?
This culture they're so proud of has survived
A mere twenty or thirty years.
Compare that to the pea-brained meowosaurs -
Of rational discourse thousands they have deprived.

Such stupid alien flonkers don't have a hope
If Earth collided with an asteroid.
And if that happened now, how would we cope?
Not well. In fact, we too would be destroyed,
No matter that we're thick-skinned and short-necked,
With larger brains. The Leyland ignoramus survives,
But I maintain the meowers and flonkers made coup
And deserve a dollop of respect.
They left their imprint in the archives;
Future readers will note how they lamed every froup.

Wilbur Hubbard

P L O N K !


"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
message ...

"Scotty" w@u wrote in message
...
Cross posting asshole......go slurp stevie somewhere
else!

SV


You net nanny nitwit!.