Thom Stewart wrote:

Hey Marty,

This is cold on either Scale!

http://www.terrisfunny.com/maxwinter/dog.html

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomJazz

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage

Good one! Once met a guy who claimed that when it's -50 and you take a
leak in an upwards direction, it freezes before it hits the ground. He
was from north of Winnipeg and claimed firsthand knowledge.

Cheers
Marty

Martin Baxter wrote:
Thom Stewart wrote:

Hey Marty,

This is cold on either Scale!

http://www.terrisfunny.com/maxwinter/dog.html

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomJazz

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage


Good one! Once met a guy who claimed that when it's -50 and you take a
leak in an upwards direction, it freezes before it hits the ground. He
was from north of Winnipeg and claimed firsthand knowledge.

Cheers
Marty

You knew my Uncle Bill?

On Feb 19, 8:10 am, Martin Baxter wrote:
Thom Stewart wrote:

Hey Marty,

This is cold on either Scale!

http://www.terrisfunny.com/maxwinter/dog.html

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomJazz

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage

Good one! Once met a guy who claimed that when it's -50 and you take a
leak in an upwards direction, it freezes before it hits the ground. He
was from north of Winnipeg and claimed firsthand knowledge.

Cheers
Marty

Myth....Will not happen. Mythbusters tried it at sometyhing like -200
(small box room made of dry ice) and it did not freeze fast enough.

Canooks will fall for anything.

Joe

On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:10:55 -0500, Martin Baxter wrote
(in article ):

Thom Stewart wrote:

Hey Marty,

This is cold on either Scale!

http://www.terrisfunny.com/maxwinter/dog.html

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomJazz

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage

Good one! Once met a guy who claimed that when it's -50 and you take a
leak in an upwards direction, it freezes before it hits the ground. He
was from north of Winnipeg and claimed firsthand knowledge.

Cheers
Marty

When I was a kid and in the scouts we had camping 1 weekend a month. Back
then there was a lot of snow. I am no stranger to winter camping. We had a
weekend camp out and everyone ****ed off the same rock for 2 days. The spire
that grew was no less than awe inspiring.


--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

Mundo wrote:
On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:10:55 -0500, Martin Baxter wrote
(in article ):


Thom Stewart wrote:

Hey Marty,

This is cold on either Scale!

http://www.terrisfunny.com/maxwinter/dog.html

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomJazz

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage

Good one! Once met a guy who claimed that when it's -50 and you take a
leak in an upwards direction, it freezes before it hits the ground. He
was from north of Winnipeg and claimed firsthand knowledge.

Cheers
Marty


When I was a kid and in the scouts we had camping 1 weekend a month. Back
then there was a lot of snow. I am no stranger to winter camping. We had a
weekend camp out and everyone ****ed off the same rock for 2 days. The spire
that grew was no less than awe inspiring.


Our Girl Scout troop winter camped too..in Michigan..was quite
rugged...we had trenches, though, that we then buried at the end of the
weekend...with the traditional log front....that was back in the days
when getting your WIlderness badge really emant something...

Joe wrote:


Myth....Will not happen. Mythbusters tried it at sometyhing like -200
(small box room made of dry ice) and it did not freeze fast enough.

Canooks will fall for anything.

-200 what, celsius, farhenhiet? Either way I doubt it. Besides everyone
knows Canadians can pee higher than Mythbuster wimps can toss water, (we
have superior equipment).

Cheers
Marty

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message ...
Joe wrote:


Myth....Will not happen. Mythbusters tried it at sometyhing like -200
(small box room made of dry ice) and it did not freeze fast enough.

Canooks will fall for anything.

-200 what, celsius, farhenhiet? Either way I doubt it. Besides everyone
knows Canadians can pee higher than Mythbuster wimps can toss water, (we
have superior equipment).


Are you of African descent? Your post reminds me of a joke I heard years ago.

There was this big, handsome black man who lived in Washington D.C. His name was
Leon. Leon was a real hit with the ladies. One day Leon met a woman who couldn't
keep her hands off him. She grabbed his bicep and said,
"Oh Leon, yo sur has big muscles! How big 'round is yo arm?"
"About 20 inches." replied Leon.
Then the woman put her arms around Leon's waist and she asked, "Leon yo sur has a
small waist, how big 'round is yo waist?.
"About 28 inches." replied Leon.
Then she grabbed his thigh and asked, "Leon how big is yo thigh?"
"About 30" 'round," said Leon.
Then she slid her hand up to his crotch and she said. "My o my, Leon, yo sur
has something very big in there. How big issit Leon?"
"About fo' inches," said Leon.
"Naw, Leon, ya gotta be ****in' wif me, it's much bigger than that, sho is!"
"I said fo' inches," Leon repeated.
"I doesn't believe ya," said the woman. "How does ya measure that, Leon?"
Leon replied "From da flo'."

Wilbur Hubbard

Charlie Morgan wrote:

On Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:14:30 -0500, Martin Baxter
wrote:

Joe wrote:


Myth....Will not happen. Mythbusters tried it at sometyhing like -200
(small box room made of dry ice) and it did not freeze fast enough.

Canooks will fall for anything.

-200 what, celsius, farhenhiet? Either way I doubt it. Besides everyone
knows Canadians can pee higher than Mythbuster wimps can toss water, (we
have superior equipment).

Cheers
Marty

Yeah, but your equipment is on top of your head, giving you an unfair
advantage.

That's so we can keep an eye on what we're doing!

Cheers
Marty

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
news

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Joe wrote:


Myth....Will not happen. Mythbusters tried it at sometyhing like -200
(small box room made of dry ice) and it did not freeze fast enough.

Canooks will fall for anything.

-200 what, celsius, farhenhiet? Either way I doubt it. Besides everyone
knows Canadians can pee higher than Mythbuster wimps can toss water, (we
have superior equipment).


Are you of African descent? Your post reminds me of a joke I heard years
ago.

There was this big, handsome black man who lived in Washington D.C. His
name was
Leon. Leon was a real hit with the ladies. One day Leon met a woman who
couldn't
keep her hands off him. She grabbed his bicep and said,
"Oh Leon, yo sur has big muscles! How big 'round is yo arm?"
"About 20 inches." replied Leon.
Then the woman put her arms around Leon's waist and she asked, "Leon yo
sur has a
small waist, how big 'round is yo waist?.
"About 28 inches." replied Leon.
Then she grabbed his thigh and asked, "Leon how big is yo thigh?"
"About 30" 'round," said Leon.
Then she slid her hand up to his crotch and she said. "My o my, Leon, yo
sur
has something very big in there. How big issit Leon?"
"About fo' inches," said Leon.
"Naw, Leon, ya gotta be ****in' wif me, it's much bigger than that, sho
is!"
"I said fo' inches," Leon repeated.
"I doesn't believe ya," said the woman. "How does ya measure that, Leon?"
Leon replied "From da flo'."

Wilbur Hubbard

What a nice piece of blatant racism.

Max

Maxprop wrote:

"I doesn't believe ya," said the woman. "How does ya measure that, Leon?"
Leon replied "From da flo'."

Wilbur Hubbard

What a nice piece of blatant racism.

Hey! I saw Blazing Saddles, remember Madelaine Kahn and Sherrif Bart?
......it's true, it's true!..... ;-o

Cheers
Marty