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Because no I own a nicer larger faster newer more expensive boat...AND
she has great SAILS as well. Sorry, Sloco...the hoist is just fine!

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...ck35s5weby.jpg

Man, a nearly new Kelvar cruise-radial and pentax-mylar along with lazy
jacks for 1200 bucks! You must want to die!!!! And after hooking up the
loft with 5 buyers (and still counting) I have a asymetrical chute and
pentax-mylar 150% on the way!

You must want to croak!!!!!!!!

So here's my sail inventory and condition:

Kevlar triradial main-condition 9.5
Pentax Mylar 125%-condition 9
Pentax Mylar 150%-condition NEW
Doyle Mylar 110%-condition 6.5
Doyle Spinnaker-Condition 9.5
Asymetrical chute-Condition NEW

Damn! You must be beating your pet rabbit, Lenny! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!
And no, we're not interested in your sail inventory!




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| Because no I own a nicer larger faster newer more expensive boat...AND
| she has great SAILS as well. Sorry, Sloco...the hoist is just fine!


Maybe he just got sick of all your constant bragging about all your crummy things....

Cheers,
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We beat the **** out of a 45' Beneteau in a race yesterday. He had a
big carbon main. He rated 63 and was on my hip at the Winward mark. I
guess he was a poser too.

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Ringmaster wrote:
We beat the **** out of a 45' Beneteau in a race yesterday. He had a
big carbon main. He rated 63 and was on my hip at the Winward mark. I
guess he was a poser too.




Wowweeee! Zoweee! Does that mean your boat is faster???? WOW!!!



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I wish *you* would.




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Wowweeee! Zoweee! Does that mean your boat is faster???? WOW!!!

No, it just means that he was another poser (black main), ******
Beneteau owner. After 4 miles of sailing his 63 rated 45 footer he was
on the hip of a 144 rated 30 footer. LOL....

35s5 for poser/******s.

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Ringmaster wrote:
Wowweeee! Zoweee! Does that mean your boat is faster???? WOW!!!

No, it just means that he was another poser (black main), ******
Beneteau owner. After 4 miles of sailing his 63 rated 45 footer he was
on the hip of a 144 rated 30 footer.






Oh, we all get it now! He owns a faster boat, but because you sailed
your slower boat even faster, he's a bad person....a ****** in fact!!!
Now we all understand your measurment of quality, Sloco! You judge
people, not only by thier pocessions, but on how they employ them!
Excellent!

BTW, my boat is much nicer than yours, but I probably don't sail it as
well, so I guess I'm a ****** too! Then again I clearly have a lot more
fun with my boat! Three cheers for the ******s!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

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Sloco! You judge
people, not only by thier pocessions, but on how they

employ them!
Excellent!

BTW, my boat is much nicer than yours,




irony, or stupidity? both?


again I clearly have a lot more
fun with my boat!



So Bob, what's the highest reading on that fun-o-meter
you've had so far?

SBV


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well, so I guess I'm a ****** too! Three cheers for the ******s!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

RB
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Truer words were never penned! ;-)

Cheers
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Truer words were never penned! ;-)




Yup, but you'd best look up the literal slang definition. It simply
means, "A person who masturbates."
Now I'm sure a few of you will claim "not guilty" on this as well!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!


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