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The Navigator was Correct!
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message reenews.net... "katy" wrote | Haven't got a clue what you're talking about.... You must be blonde too? Cheers, Ellen |
The Navigator was Correct!
Capt. JG wrote: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 Joe -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message reenews.net... "katy" wrote | Haven't got a clue what you're talking about.... You must be blonde too? Cheers, Ellen |
The Navigator was Correct!
no... blondes don't screw in lightbulbs. they screw in hottubs.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... Capt. JG wrote: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 Joe -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message reenews.net... "katy" wrote | Haven't got a clue what you're talking about.... You must be blonde too? Cheers, Ellen |
The Navigator was Correct!
"katy" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: "DSK" wrote in message .. . Gilligan is not the Nav. The Nav is a for real New Zea lander with a real name and a real job...he left because he was sick of ASA and the criticism and backciting.... Gilligan wrote: He was one of the few shreds of sanity this group ever had. Except when he got on a rant about how all Americans are militaristic boors; and how everybody else was a much worse sailor than him, with a much worse boat than his. Plus he welshed on a bet with me, personally I think that is why he left this group. DSK I believe the Navigator is a much better man than you describe. His rants were about the US Government, not the American people (they are NOT the same). He does have a good boat and is a good sailor. Everyone has their limits, he reached his. Personally I think we would all be better off if he returned. Ditto that, but he won't.... We could tempt him with some Wensleydale, Red Liecester, Japanese Sage Derby, Cerphilia,... |
The Navigator was Correct!
Gilligan wrote:
"katy" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: "DSK" wrote in message .. . Gilligan is not the Nav. The Nav is a for real New Zea lander with a real name and a real job...he left because he was sick of ASA and the criticism and backciting.... Gilligan wrote: He was one of the few shreds of sanity this group ever had. Except when he got on a rant about how all Americans are militaristic boors; and how everybody else was a much worse sailor than him, with a much worse boat than his. Plus he welshed on a bet with me, personally I think that is why he left this group. DSK I believe the Navigator is a much better man than you describe. His rants were about the US Government, not the American people (they are NOT the same). He does have a good boat and is a good sailor. Everyone has their limits, he reached his. Personally I think we would all be better off if he returned. Ditto that, but he won't.... We could tempt him with some Wensleydale, Red Liecester, Japanese Sage Derby, Cerphilia,... Wpn't work...we'd have to kill off Doug and I'm not about to do that... |
The Navigator was Correct!
"katy" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: "DSK" wrote in message .. . Gilligan is not the Nav. The Nav is a for real New Zea lander with a real name and a real job...he left because he was sick of ASA and the criticism and backciting.... Gilligan wrote: He was one of the few shreds of sanity this group ever had. Except when he got on a rant about how all Americans are militaristic boors; and how everybody else was a much worse sailor than him, with a much worse boat than his. Plus he welshed on a bet with me, personally I think that is why he left this group. DSK I believe the Navigator is a much better man than you describe. His rants were about the US Government, not the American people (they are NOT the same). He does have a good boat and is a good sailor. Everyone has their limits, he reached his. Personally I think we would all be better off if he returned. Ditto that, but he won't.... We could tempt him with some Wensleydale, Red Liecester, Japanese Sage Derby, Cerphilia,... Wpn't work...we'd have to kill off Doug and I'm not about to do that... I'm a Korean War Veteran and when manly sailor men had disagreements they shook hands and remained friends. Doug and the World Famous Navigator should settle their differences, appreciate each others strong points and get on with the business of clubbing Ole Blubber Boy like a Harp Seal. Lloyd Bonifide |
The Navigator was Correct!
Lloyd Bonifide wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: "DSK" wrote in message .. . Gilligan is not the Nav. The Nav is a for real New Zea lander with a real name and a real job...he left because he was sick of ASA and the criticism and backciting.... Gilligan wrote: He was one of the few shreds of sanity this group ever had. Except when he got on a rant about how all Americans are militaristic boors; and how everybody else was a much worse sailor than him, with a much worse boat than his. Plus he welshed on a bet with me, personally I think that is why he left this group. DSK I believe the Navigator is a much better man than you describe. His rants were about the US Government, not the American people (they are NOT the same). He does have a good boat and is a good sailor. Everyone has their limits, he reached his. Personally I think we would all be better off if he returned. Ditto that, but he won't.... We could tempt him with some Wensleydale, Red Liecester, Japanese Sage Derby, Cerphilia,... Wpn't work...we'd have to kill off Doug and I'm not about to do that... I'm a Korean War Veteran and when manly sailor men had disagreements they shook hands and remained friends. Doug and the World Famous Navigator should settle their differences, appreciate each others strong points and get on with the business of clubbing Ole Blubber Boy like a Harp Seal. Lloyd thats because you are a manly man, an American sailor. Navi was a Gentile sheep farmer unwilling to look beyond has flock. Real men look out for even his neighbors flock. We kill the murdering wolfs that opress the shepards flocks freedoms, even if we know in the short term it will bring on the whole pack because they are starving. Soon we will have killed off all the leaders, and we will just have to kill off the lone loco killer. Geeze we have the most the rabid dogs in cages down in Gitmo. Let's gas them and snuff out the rest, so the peace loving heards can roam the green meadow of prosperity without the worry of murdering dogs. Joe Lloyd Bonifide |
The Navigator was Correct!
I thought the answer was "one" - whereas she holds the bulb and the world
revolves around her. Scout "Capt. JG" wrote in message ... no... blondes don't screw in lightbulbs. they screw in hottubs. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... Capt. JG wrote: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 Joe -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message reenews.net... "katy" wrote | Haven't got a clue what you're talking about.... You must be blonde too? Cheers, Ellen |
The Navigator was Correct!
"Lloyd Bonifide" wrote in message
. .. "katy" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: "DSK" wrote in message .. . Gilligan is not the Nav. The Nav is a for real New Zea lander with a real name and a real job...he left because he was sick of ASA and the criticism and backciting.... Gilligan wrote: He was one of the few shreds of sanity this group ever had. Except when he got on a rant about how all Americans are militaristic boors; and how everybody else was a much worse sailor than him, with a much worse boat than his. Plus he welshed on a bet with me, personally I think that is why he left this group. DSK I believe the Navigator is a much better man than you describe. His rants were about the US Government, not the American people (they are NOT the same). He does have a good boat and is a good sailor. Everyone has their limits, he reached his. Personally I think we would all be better off if he returned. Ditto that, but he won't.... We could tempt him with some Wensleydale, Red Liecester, Japanese Sage Derby, Cerphilia,... Wpn't work...we'd have to kill off Doug and I'm not about to do that... I'm a Korean War Veteran and when manly sailor men had disagreements they shook hands and remained friends. Doug and the World Famous Navigator should settle their differences, appreciate each others strong points and get on with the business of clubbing Ole Blubber Boy like a Harp Seal. Lloyd Bonifide Lloyd, When I journeyed to the Gulf to find my boat, my father accompanied me. As we stood looking out at the Gulf, he reminisced about the last time he was in the Gulf, the day the war in Korea was announced. He was a very young sailor, stationed in Pensacola and they had been doing training for days. It was a beautiful day and all the sailors were wondering why on such a day they were not engaged in some important naval lesson. Then the loud speaker broke the silence, and it was announced that "we are at war." Dad said he was happy to be a sailor on that day. My father-in-law was not quite so happy to be in the Army as a foot soldier. He hated the Chinese till the day he died. Scout |
The Navigator was Correct!
Gilligan wrote:
I believe the Navigator is a much better man than you describe. Possibly so. According to some, we are all "playing a character." His rants were about the US Government, not the American people (they are NOT the same). They were also about how (for example) there is no such thing as a line squall or white squall, and the captain of the 'Pride of Baltimore' was an incompetent. Everyone has their limits, he reached his. Personally I think we would all be better off if he returned. I'd agree, as long as he didn't start acting like a raging arse again. We could tempt him with some Wensleydale, Red Liecester, Japanese Sage Derby, Cerphilia,... katysails wrote Wpn't work...we'd have to kill off Doug and I'm not about to do that... Thanks. Perhaps I should portray my disagreements with Navvie as some kind of "him or me" scenario, that way I could appear victorious and tough. Doesn't fit the reality of usenet though. Lloyd Bonifide wrote: I'm a Korean War Veteran and when manly sailor men had disagreements they shook hands and remained friends. Doug and the World Famous Navigator should settle their differences, appreciate each others strong points and get on with the business of clubbing Ole Blubber Boy like a Harp Seal. Isn't that kind of undignified? DSK |
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