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Capt. Rob September 6th 06 01:57 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 
The self appointed King of Keels, Douglas King has let us know that he
bought his Hunter 19 without a test sail!!!!

My boats thus far.....
Catalina 27.....1st boat and two test sails before we bought her.
Pearson 30.....sailed two P30's before I bought her.
C&C 32....sailed on sistership before buying
35s5...sailed 3 35s5's, two in NY and the boat we bought in Florida.
C&C 121....sea trial pending! This is a boat we're looking at down the
road.


Don't buy a boat without a sea trial and some time aboard or you'll
certainly end up a powerboater like Doug King, the King of Keels!



RB
35s5
NY


DSK September 6th 06 02:09 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 
Capt. Rob wrote:

The self appointed King of Keels, Douglas King has let us know that he
bought his Hunter 19 without a test sail!!!!


wrong again butt breath

My boats thus far.....
Catalina 27.....1st boat and two test sails before we bought her.


"a well advertised product"


Pearson 30.....sailed two P30's before I bought her.
C&C 32....sailed on sistership before buying


How much experience do you have sailing fin keel mass
production racer-cruisers?
Do you have any experience sailing boats that are NOT mass
produced fin keel racer-cruisers?



35s5...sailed 3 35s5's, two in NY and the boat we bought in Florida.
C&C 121....sea trial pending! This is a boat we're looking at down the
road.


Don't buy a boat without a sea trial and some time aboard or you'll
certainly end up a powerboater like Doug King, the King of Keels!


Maybe if you take sailing seriously, and work at gaining
experience & knowledge, you will become a real sailor and be
able to take your family cruising.

Bubbles never will, which is why he is so bitter.

DSK


Gilligan September 6th 06 02:45 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
The self appointed King of Keels, Douglas King has let us know that he
bought his Hunter 19 without a test sail!!!!

My boats thus far.....
Catalina 27.....1st boat and two test sails before we bought her.
Pearson 30.....sailed two P30's before I bought her.
C&C 32....sailed on sistership before buying
35s5...sailed 3 35s5's, two in NY and the boat we bought in Florida.
C&C 121....sea trial pending! This is a boat we're looking at down the
road.


Don't buy a boat without a sea trial and some time aboard or you'll
certainly end up a powerboater like Doug King, the King of Keels!


Rob's advice is absolutely excellent, especially for people who want to keep
their boat more than one or two seasons. The more testing and sailing on
board the boat you desire, the better. You can find out the flaws, the
strong points and things you never would even consider just by extensive
testing. One may find an aft cabin and a fast hull together a highly
desirable feature but only after a single overnight trip, one finds the hull
form generates annoying wave slapping on the aft cabin. The same applies to
cars, but there is an even better advantage. Cars are sold in large volumes
so there are others who can test it for you. Let the fools who purchase
brand new year #1 models based on magazine reviews test it for you. Then
when the vehicle is recalled for brake failure after only weeks on the
market you will not be at risk. I find Rob's advice iron-clad sound and one
would be a gibbering fool not to follow it. Just think of how foolish one
would look to brag about an aft cabin, then to complain about the noise and
it can't be used as intended or to buy a highly rated minivan based on
magazine hype only to have it recalled for brake failure. Rob's advice is
flawless!

Gilligan



Capt. Rob September 6th 06 02:58 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

I find Rob's advice iron-clad sound and one
would be a gibbering fool not to follow it. Just think of how foolish
one
would look to brag about an aft cabin, then to complain about the noise
and
it can't be used as intended or to buy a highly rated minivan based on
magazine hype only to have it recalled for brake failure.



All good points, Gilly and thanks for the support. We had 1st hand
experience with the 35s5 and a few warnings about stern slap have been
an issue on just ONE night all season! Can you imagine if we'd just
listened to a few sailors instead of checking it out ourselves? On the
one night it did occur it could have easily been corrected by better
anchoring of course!
As for our van, the recall was not for our Sedona's serial #. Only some
vans were effected. This is the first new car I've bought that has
required zero service. My new Subaru's, Nissan, Toyota and Chrysler's
all required service within weeks when new. Can't say the same for the
new Camry my ex-girlfriend just bought. 3 defects right out of the
dealer.
It pays to do homework and test yourself when possible!
Thanks again!



RB
35s5
NY


Gilligan September 6th 06 03:06 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...

I find Rob's advice iron-clad sound and one
would be a gibbering fool not to follow it. Just think of how foolish
one
would look to brag about an aft cabin, then to complain about the noise
and
it can't be used as intended or to buy a highly rated minivan based on
magazine hype only to have it recalled for brake failure.



All good points, Gilly and thanks for the support. We had 1st hand
experience with the 35s5 and a few warnings about stern slap have been
an issue on just ONE night all season! Can you imagine if we'd just
listened to a few sailors instead of checking it out ourselves? On the
one night it did occur it could have easily been corrected by better
anchoring of course!
As for our van, the recall was not for our Sedona's serial #. Only some
vans were effected. This is the first new car I've bought that has
required zero service. My new Subaru's, Nissan, Toyota and Chrysler's
all required service within weeks when new. Can't say the same for the
new Camry my ex-girlfriend just bought. 3 defects right out of the
dealer.
It pays to do homework and test yourself when possible!
Thanks again!

You're welcome! Glad to be of service.



Capt. Rob September 6th 06 03:11 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

How much experience do you have sailing fin keel mass
production racer-cruisers?

Sure do. As a broker I know not only transport sailboats, but am always
the pilot for sea trials. This season I sailed quite a few "new boats"
for me...
Cape Dory 22
Santana 30/30 (1st time I really sailed on with good wind...great
boat!)
Columbia 28 (Still available!)
Hunter 43 (just sold)
Catalina 250 WB
Beneteau 35CC (A pig)

Do you have any experience sailing boats that are NOT mass
produced fin keel racer-cruisers?


Depends on what you call mass produced. If you mean vessels where only
one or two hulls were produced, I've sailed very few. Do you consider a
RobinHood a mass produced boat? Does the fact that I sailed a Cape Dory
36 mean that I already sailed the boat? Hmmmm.
Why do you care about what I sail, Doug. I do sail and post pics
regularly. You are a powerboater with a trawler.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. JG September 6th 06 04:36 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 
Every boat is different. Sailing a "sister ship" only gives one a fuzzy
picture of what another boat is like. Fine for general impressions, but not
worth much instead of a sea trial.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"DSK" wrote in message
...
Capt. Rob wrote:

The self appointed King of Keels, Douglas King has let us know that he
bought his Hunter 19 without a test sail!!!!


wrong again butt breath

My boats thus far.....
Catalina 27.....1st boat and two test sails before we bought her.


"a well advertised product"


Pearson 30.....sailed two P30's before I bought her.
C&C 32....sailed on sistership before buying


How much experience do you have sailing fin keel mass production
racer-cruisers?
Do you have any experience sailing boats that are NOT mass produced fin
keel racer-cruisers?



35s5...sailed 3 35s5's, two in NY and the boat we bought in Florida.
C&C 121....sea trial pending! This is a boat we're looking at down the
road.


Don't buy a boat without a sea trial and some time aboard or you'll
certainly end up a powerboater like Doug King, the King of Keels!


Maybe if you take sailing seriously, and work at gaining experience &
knowledge, you will become a real sailor and be able to take your family
cruising.

Bubbles never will, which is why he is so bitter.

DSK




Capt. Rob September 6th 06 04:44 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

Every boat is different. Sailing a "sister ship" only gives one a fuzzy

picture of what another boat is like. Fine for general impressions, but
not
worth much instead of a sea trial.




BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I've sailed 3 Pearson 30's, 3 35s5's, 2 J30's, 3
J24's and so on. They all had identical handling and performance with
small variations due to dirty bottoms and sails. Fuzzy picture? Oh,
OKAY!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Good lord!


RB
35s5
NY


DSK September 6th 06 04:46 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 
Capt. JG wrote:
Every boat is different. Sailing a "sister ship" only gives one a fuzzy
picture of what another boat is like. Fine for general impressions, but not
worth much instead of a sea trial.


Agreed, but then it's also true that you can learn a lot
about how a boat sails... specifically, what techniques it
rewards and which ones it doesn't... sailing a sistership.

The vast majority of production boats are far from
one-design, details of hull construction (if not actual hull
shape) and rig vary tremendously over a production run.
Still, the basic proportions of hull, foils, rig, etc are so
close that the boats will behave pretty much the same. Then
again, to jump on a sisership with different sails &
different tuning might give you the impression that it's a
completely different boat.

As for the specifics of a given boat's gear, deck layout,
wiring, etc etc... you're right on, a sistership is useless
as a teaching platform.

DSK


Capt. Rob September 6th 06 05:10 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

As for the specifics of a given boat's gear, deck layout,
wiring, etc etc... you're right on, a sistership is useless
as a teaching platform.


Doug, quite honestly, you're a know nothing bag of farts. We are a full
service yard and work on many sailboats every season. Catalina,
Pearson, C&C, Rangers, Freedom's and all the rest come through and I
see plenty of them. While there are changes now and again, the vast
majority of production boats are VERY close right down to the wiring.
The 35s5 that I surveyed prior to buying Heart of Gold was IDENTICAL to
the one we puchased in every important way. If you can't get a SOLID
idea of a boat from a properly set up sistership, you're absolutely
retarded.
Such idiocy would astound me if it wasn't from Doug, the King of Keels!


RB
35s5
NY


Gilligan September 6th 06 05:50 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...

Out of the left side of his mouth:

the vast
majority of production boats are VERY close right down to the wiring.


And yet, in this same thread out of the right side of his mouth:

As for our van, the recall was not for our Sedona's serial #. Only some
vans were effected.


So, is your foot positioned in the middle of your mouth?



Capt. Rob September 6th 06 06:14 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 
And yet, in this same thread out of the right side of his mouth:


As for our van, the recall was not for our Sedona's serial #.





Yeah, those Pearson brake recalls REALLY effected sailing
performance!!! And my Sedona has totally different handling and
features from other 2006 Sedonas!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Gilly, you're another bag of farts who pretends
to sail!

Hooooh ahhhh!


RB
35s5
NY


Gilligan September 6th 06 06:24 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...

Yeah, those Pearson brake recalls REALLY effected sailing
performance!!! And my Sedona has totally different handling and
features from other 2006 Sedonas!!!



Thank you.

It was Jonathan who said:

Every boat is different. Sailing a "sister ship" only gives one a fuzzy
picture of what another boat is like. Fine for general impressions, but
not
worth much instead of a sea trial.


It was Doug who said:

Agreed, but then it's also true that you can learn a lot
about how a boat sails... specifically, what techniques it
rewards and which ones it doesn't... sailing a sistership.


The vast majority of production boats are far from
one-design, details of hull construction (if not actual hull
shape) and rig vary tremendously over a production run.
Still, the basic proportions of hull, foils, rig, etc are so
close that the boats will behave pretty much the same. Then
again, to jump on a sisership with different sails &
different tuning might give you the impression that it's a
completely different boat.


As for the specifics of a given boat's gear, deck layout,
wiring, etc etc... you're right on, a sistership is useless
as a teaching platform.


I'm glad to see you agreeing with them. They both have lots of experience,
qualifications and awards for sailing. You will learn a lot from them in
during your long sailing apprenticeship.

BTW A Pearson sailboat does not have brakes. I can understand your
gullibility and all, but who ever told you that did you no favor. Other Kia
2006 Sedonas do have the potential for radically different handling and
performance. That's why they were recalled.

Hang in there Bob, you'll catch on. Eventually.



Capt. Rob September 6th 06 06:55 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

BTW A Pearson sailboat does not have brakes.


Ever hear of a SEA ANCHOR??? Ever use one??? BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!


2006 Sedonas do have the potential for radically different handling
and
performance.


Yep, mine is on 13 inch tires!!!


Oh, Gilly! You're soooo silly. But you're still a bag of farts just
like Doug who doesn't sail.



RB
35s5
NY


Gilligan September 6th 06 10:17 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 
There is really a lot to admitre about you Rob. Just like the boy who hung
out at the newspaper loading docks who eventually got a route, went on to
become a reporter and then the owner of the paper, you hang out out the
marina, eager to run any errand, do any chore to get your start. With time
and perserverance you'll move up to wharfside laddie-boy and then when you
need less supervision you'll get to work the holding tank pumps or at least
hold the hose. Your youthful inexperience will soon transform to middle age
ineptitude.At that level you'll be performing tasks requiring minimal
supervision and maybe be given some tasks requiring use of your own limited
judgement. Stick to it Robbo, you can do it!



Gilligan September 6th 06 10:19 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...


Doug is a know nothing, non-sailing, Bag of Farts and now Gilly is a
know nothing, non-sailing bag of farts.


That is one of the greatest compliments a person could be served. Thank you
kindly for classifying me in the same sailing category as Doug King. While I
believe he is leagues beyond my experience and ability, your consideration
of me as his peer is warmly appreciated.

Thank you,

Gilligan



katy September 6th 06 10:28 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 
Gilligan wrote:
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...


Doug is a know nothing, non-sailing, Bag of Farts and now Gilly is a
know nothing, non-sailing bag of farts.


That is one of the greatest compliments a person could be served. Thank you
kindly for classifying me in the same sailing category as Doug King. While I
believe he is leagues beyond my experience and ability, your consideration
of me as his peer is warmly appreciated.

Thank you,

Gilligan


Those of us who know Doug, know the truth. BS obviously doesn't know
him. Neither does CWM. They should be so lucky.

Gilligan September 6th 06 11:21 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"katy" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...


Doug is a know nothing, non-sailing, Bag of Farts and now Gilly is a
know nothing, non-sailing bag of farts.


That is one of the greatest compliments a person could be served. Thank
you kindly for classifying me in the same sailing category as Doug King.
While I believe he is leagues beyond my experience and ability, your
consideration of me as his peer is warmly appreciated.

Thank you,

Gilligan

Those of us who know Doug, know the truth. BS obviously doesn't know him.
Neither does CWM. They should be so lucky.


I think the opposite may be true and they could be acting out of jealousy or
even worse. Krusty has made it be known that Doug's wife is a doctor that is
head of an entire medical division at one of the world's greatest university
hospitals and BS wife is an entry level nurse (trade school educated) at a
single specialty institution. How could BS top that? Then it is easy to find
out that Doug is a champion sailor and has sailed for many decades. How
could BS top that? Doug can afford to run a trawler and he's looking for a
largish racing sailboat. How can BS top that? Doug lives in a beautiful area
with more trees in his yard than BS has in a quarter mile radius. How can BS
top that? Add to that Doug's licensed professional maritime qualifications
(held for decades), Doug's science backed college education, Doug's ability
to think rationally, Doug's knowledge of history, economics, all things
nautical, his musical abilities, etc there is nothing BS can top. That's why
the relentless personal attacks by BS. He is simply jealous or may even be
tinged by hatred.

I don't like to see Robert abused by so many, so I think when he puffs
himself up with his many maritime fantasy-experiences - surveyor, harbor
pilot, electrical technician or whatever Walter Mitty thought happens to be
occupying his mind at the time we should be the better person, amuse him and
offer encouragement.



katy September 6th 06 11:40 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 
Gilligan wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...


Doug is a know nothing, non-sailing, Bag of Farts and now Gilly is a
know nothing, non-sailing bag of farts.
That is one of the greatest compliments a person could be served. Thank
you kindly for classifying me in the same sailing category as Doug King.
While I believe he is leagues beyond my experience and ability, your
consideration of me as his peer is warmly appreciated.

Thank you,

Gilligan

Those of us who know Doug, know the truth. BS obviously doesn't know him.
Neither does CWM. They should be so lucky.


I think the opposite may be true and they could be acting out of jealousy or
even worse. Krusty has made it be known that Doug's wife is a doctor that is
head of an entire medical division at one of the world's greatest university
hospitals and BS wife is an entry level nurse (trade school educated) at a
single specialty institution. How could BS top that? Then it is easy to find
out that Doug is a champion sailor and has sailed for many decades. How
could BS top that? Doug can afford to run a trawler and he's looking for a
largish racing sailboat. How can BS top that? Doug lives in a beautiful area
with more trees in his yard than BS has in a quarter mile radius. How can BS
top that? Add to that Doug's licensed professional maritime qualifications
(held for decades), Doug's science backed college education, Doug's ability
to think rationally, Doug's knowledge of history, economics, all things
nautical, his musical abilities, etc there is nothing BS can top. That's why
the relentless personal attacks by BS. He is simply jealous or may even be
tinged by hatred.

I don't like to see Robert abused by so many, so I think when he puffs
himself up with his many maritime fantasy-experiences - surveyor, harbor
pilot, electrical technician or whatever Walter Mitty thought happens to be
occupying his mind at the time we should be the better person, amuse him and
offer encouragement.


Counter-productive. Entrenching him in his own delusions will only
serve to make the problem worse. I see your point about the foundations
of his claims against Doug, but do not think it should be played into.
Rather. he should be castigated and brought to his senses..or at the
very least, reminded to take his meds and keep his shrink appointments.

katy September 6th 06 11:46 PM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 
Charlie Morgan wrote:
On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 17:28:25 -0400, katy wrote:

Gilligan wrote:
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...


Doug is a know nothing, non-sailing, Bag of Farts and now Gilly is a
know nothing, non-sailing bag of farts.
That is one of the greatest compliments a person could be served. Thank you
kindly for classifying me in the same sailing category as Doug King. While I
believe he is leagues beyond my experience and ability, your consideration
of me as his peer is warmly appreciated.

Thank you,

Gilligan


Those of us who know Doug, know the truth. BS obviously doesn't know
him. Neither does CWM. They should be so lucky.


You are correct that I do not know Doug personally. He knows just as much about
me. All either of us knows is what is presented here in usenet for evidence. I
suspect we are probably both very wrong on many counts. But all we are ever
likely to know of each other is what gets written here, so as far as I am
concerned, Doug will continue to be judged as the obnoxious ignorant blowhard
who doesn't sail, but says he does. That's what has been presented here.

Now watch for his snappy and mature response...

CWM


Yet others here have told you that he does indeed sail and sails often.
I suppose you can call us all liars, but that wouldn't be the truth.
Doug does sail, is very knowledgeable about sailing, and is very
pleasant to be around socially. He is an interesting conversationalist
and is well-informed on a variety of subjects. He also has a good sense
of humor and is pretty laid back You can believe that or not, but as a
person who knows him in real life, I think you would do well to temper
your judgment.

katy September 7th 06 12:39 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 
Charlie Morgan wrote:
On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 18:46:08 -0400, katy wrote:

Charlie Morgan wrote:
On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 17:28:25 -0400, katy wrote:

Gilligan wrote:
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...


Doug is a know nothing, non-sailing, Bag of Farts and now Gilly is a
know nothing, non-sailing bag of farts.
That is one of the greatest compliments a person could be served. Thank you
kindly for classifying me in the same sailing category as Doug King. While I
believe he is leagues beyond my experience and ability, your consideration
of me as his peer is warmly appreciated.

Thank you,

Gilligan


Those of us who know Doug, know the truth. BS obviously doesn't know
him. Neither does CWM. They should be so lucky.
You are correct that I do not know Doug personally. He knows just as much about
me. All either of us knows is what is presented here in usenet for evidence. I
suspect we are probably both very wrong on many counts. But all we are ever
likely to know of each other is what gets written here, so as far as I am
concerned, Doug will continue to be judged as the obnoxious ignorant blowhard
who doesn't sail, but says he does. That's what has been presented here.

Now watch for his snappy and mature response...

CWM


Yet others here have told you that he does indeed sail and sails often.
I suppose you can call us all liars, but that wouldn't be the truth.
Doug does sail, is very knowledgeable about sailing, and is very
pleasant to be around socially. He is an interesting conversationalist
and is well-informed on a variety of subjects. He also has a good sense
of humor and is pretty laid back You can believe that or not, but as a
person who knows him in real life, I think you would do well to temper
your judgment.


Then I can expect you and Doug to temper your judgement of me as well? You are
telling me things about Doug that are very hard to believe, given his posts in
usenet, which is all I have to go on. I guess you would be amazed if you ever
met me in person, as I'm really not much like my usenet persona, either. Very
few people are.

CWM




Wouldn't know...most people I've met from this group, and it's a few,
are what they seem to be here. I guess it's how you personigy yourself.
I have no trouble with being "the real me" on Usenet..Maxprop has
confirmed on several occasions that I am in real life as I an here .I
haven't anything against you except that you make derogatory remarks
about people I condier friends. What kind of a friend would I be if I
did not come to their support?

Lady Pilot September 7th 06 12:42 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"Charlie Morgan" wrote:
On 6 Sep 2006 10:14:22 -0700, "Capt. Rob" wrote:

And yet, in this same thread out of the right side of his mouth:


As for our van, the recall was not for our Sedona's serial #.





Yeah, those Pearson brake recalls REALLY effected sailing
performance!!! And my Sedona has totally different handling and
features from other 2006 Sedonas!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Gilly, you're another bag of farts who pretends
to sail!

Hooooh ahhhh!


RB
35s5
NY


Doug is a know nothing, non-sailing, Bag of Farts and now Gilly is a
know nothing, non-sailing bag of farts. I believe there is a "two
self-absorbed fartbags per group" rule in usenet, so Mooron's history!

CWM


Don't be so damn rough on Capt. Mooron! A man of His caliber only farts
after a case of very strong beer! He's the best "drinking buddy" a woman
ever had...

Lighten up, old man! ;-)

LP

P.S. Waiting with baited breath [again]



katy September 7th 06 12:46 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 
Charlie Morgan wrote:
On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 18:40:42 -0400, katy wrote:

Gilligan wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...


Doug is a know nothing, non-sailing, Bag of Farts and now Gilly is a
know nothing, non-sailing bag of farts.
That is one of the greatest compliments a person could be served. Thank
you kindly for classifying me in the same sailing category as Doug King.
While I believe he is leagues beyond my experience and ability, your
consideration of me as his peer is warmly appreciated.

Thank you,

Gilligan
Those of us who know Doug, know the truth. BS obviously doesn't know him.
Neither does CWM. They should be so lucky.
I think the opposite may be true and they could be acting out of jealousy or
even worse. Krusty has made it be known that Doug's wife is a doctor that is
head of an entire medical division at one of the world's greatest university
hospitals and BS wife is an entry level nurse (trade school educated) at a
single specialty institution. How could BS top that? Then it is easy to find
out that Doug is a champion sailor and has sailed for many decades. How
could BS top that? Doug can afford to run a trawler and he's looking for a
largish racing sailboat. How can BS top that? Doug lives in a beautiful area
with more trees in his yard than BS has in a quarter mile radius. How can BS
top that? Add to that Doug's licensed professional maritime qualifications
(held for decades), Doug's science backed college education, Doug's ability
to think rationally, Doug's knowledge of history, economics, all things
nautical, his musical abilities, etc there is nothing BS can top. That's why
the relentless personal attacks by BS. He is simply jealous or may even be
tinged by hatred.

I don't like to see Robert abused by so many, so I think when he puffs
himself up with his many maritime fantasy-experiences - surveyor, harbor
pilot, electrical technician or whatever Walter Mitty thought happens to be
occupying his mind at the time we should be the better person, amuse him and
offer encouragement.


Counter-productive. Entrenching him in his own delusions will only
serve to make the problem worse. I see your point about the foundations
of his claims against Doug, but do not think it should be played into.
Rather. he should be castigated and brought to his senses..or at the
very least, reminded to take his meds and keep his shrink appointments.


You seem quite self-contradicting given your advice to me in a recent post.

You really don't know the true Bobsprit. Temper your opinions accordingly.

CWM


Bobsprit does not even make an attempt at being a real person. In the
years I have been posting on this group, he has lied, obfuscated and
mislead more times than anyone can count. And then he laughs and admits
his game. Of that is not the real BS, than what is there to value? It's
only self-contradicting if I, too, were playing the game and did not
represent myself as I really am. Does he have something to fear? Does
he need to cloak his identity in secrecy? Or is his anonymity just a
shield to protect his adolescent behavior? If you know him personally,
then tell us about him. If your rendition is far away from what he
represents here, then I feel sorry that you are indeed associated with a
sociopath.

DSK September 7th 06 12:58 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 
You are correct that I do not know Doug personally.

In other words, you make your assertions about my knowledge,
skills, activities, in complete ignorance of them.

That's a bad habit.

.... He knows just as
much about
me.


Actually, you'd be uneasy if you realized how much I know
about you.

... All either of us knows is what is presented here in usenet for
evidence. I
suspect we are probably both very wrong on many counts. But all we are
ever
likely to know of each other is what gets written here


Wrong again. Many of us have met some of the others in real
life. In fact, I would have dropped this newsgroup long ago
if I hadn't met a few of the participants and gotten to know
them better. It's been rewarding.


katysails wrote:
Yet others here have told you


Thank you very much for the vote of confidence, Katysails.
Those who know you and your high standards will consider
this a great compliment.

But a leopard doesn't change his spots, and a dog always
returns to his vomit. Lost cause probably. But Gilly also
has a point, we should try to be better people and more
charitable to Bobsprit & his pal here.

Regards
Doug King


Scotty September 7th 06 01:49 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com..
..



.
The 35s5 that I surveyed prior to buying Heart of Gold was

IDENTICAL to
the one we puchased in every important way.


And by that he means that the ''beds'' were the same length
and the ''bathroom'' was big enough for his fat ass..

Scotty



katy September 7th 06 01:54 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 
Charlie Morgan wrote:
On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 19:46:21 -0400, katy wrote:

Charlie Morgan wrote:
On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 18:40:42 -0400, katy wrote:

Gilligan wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...


Doug is a know nothing, non-sailing, Bag of Farts and now Gilly is a
know nothing, non-sailing bag of farts.
That is one of the greatest compliments a person could be served. Thank
you kindly for classifying me in the same sailing category as Doug King.
While I believe he is leagues beyond my experience and ability, your
consideration of me as his peer is warmly appreciated.

Thank you,

Gilligan
Those of us who know Doug, know the truth. BS obviously doesn't know him.
Neither does CWM. They should be so lucky.
I think the opposite may be true and they could be acting out of jealousy or
even worse. Krusty has made it be known that Doug's wife is a doctor that is
head of an entire medical division at one of the world's greatest university
hospitals and BS wife is an entry level nurse (trade school educated) at a
single specialty institution. How could BS top that? Then it is easy to find
out that Doug is a champion sailor and has sailed for many decades. How
could BS top that? Doug can afford to run a trawler and he's looking for a
largish racing sailboat. How can BS top that? Doug lives in a beautiful area
with more trees in his yard than BS has in a quarter mile radius. How can BS
top that? Add to that Doug's licensed professional maritime qualifications
(held for decades), Doug's science backed college education, Doug's ability
to think rationally, Doug's knowledge of history, economics, all things
nautical, his musical abilities, etc there is nothing BS can top. That's why
the relentless personal attacks by BS. He is simply jealous or may even be
tinged by hatred.

I don't like to see Robert abused by so many, so I think when he puffs
himself up with his many maritime fantasy-experiences - surveyor, harbor
pilot, electrical technician or whatever Walter Mitty thought happens to be
occupying his mind at the time we should be the better person, amuse him and
offer encouragement.


Counter-productive. Entrenching him in his own delusions will only
serve to make the problem worse. I see your point about the foundations
of his claims against Doug, but do not think it should be played into.
Rather. he should be castigated and brought to his senses..or at the
very least, reminded to take his meds and keep his shrink appointments.
You seem quite self-contradicting given your advice to me in a recent post.

You really don't know the true Bobsprit. Temper your opinions accordingly.

CWM

Bobsprit does not even make an attempt at being a real person. In the
years I have been posting on this group, he has lied, obfuscated and
mislead more times than anyone can count. And then he laughs and admits
his game. Of that is not the real BS, than what is there to value? It's
only self-contradicting if I, too, were playing the game and did not
represent myself as I really am. Does he have something to fear? Does
he need to cloak his identity in secrecy? Or is his anonymity just a
shield to protect his adolescent behavior? If you know him personally,
then tell us about him. If your rendition is far away from what he
represents here, then I feel sorry that you are indeed associated with a
sociopath.


Never met him or even talked with him on the phone. Why don't you try following
your own advice some time? Why would I think you are any more genuine and real
than anyone else here? A few sock puppets verifying lies about each other isn't
much in the way of proof. You might be one character in a menagerie created by
someone else. How would I know differently, and why would I care, given that
this is usenet?

CWM

I've never hid who I am, where I live, or what I do. If I had, I would
have suffered a lot less grief, but being a basically honest person who
is comfortable with who I am; I've never seen a reason to hide my
identity. Maxprop is a real person and is in person as he is here.
Can't speak to his reasons why he's using a pseudonym. I use this ng as
a way to keep in touch with other sailors, those I know in person, those
I don't know, and those I hope ti meet in the future. Usenet is many
different things to diferent people. Since you've been upfront about
the fact that you use Usenet for subterfuge, then so be it. Post away.

Scotty September 7th 06 01:57 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 19:39:44 -0400, katy

wrote:

Someone else on usenet "confirming" anything about you

does not mean anything.
Maxprop is not real. He's just another character on

usenet. He used to post
under his real name, but that was a long time ago. Now he

plays a character
named maxprop. I'm at least as real as he is. I'm also a

lot nicer in person. I
absolutely guarantee it!



In other words, you have no life outside of this NG.
that's so pathetic.

SBV



katy September 7th 06 03:03 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 
Charlie Morgan wrote:
On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 20:54:40 -0400, katy wrote:

Charlie Morgan wrote:
On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 19:46:21 -0400, katy wrote:

Charlie Morgan wrote:
On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 18:40:42 -0400, katy wrote:

Gilligan wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...


Doug is a know nothing, non-sailing, Bag of Farts and now Gilly is a
know nothing, non-sailing bag of farts.
That is one of the greatest compliments a person could be served. Thank
you kindly for classifying me in the same sailing category as Doug King.
While I believe he is leagues beyond my experience and ability, your
consideration of me as his peer is warmly appreciated.

Thank you,

Gilligan
Those of us who know Doug, know the truth. BS obviously doesn't know him.
Neither does CWM. They should be so lucky.
I think the opposite may be true and they could be acting out of jealousy or
even worse. Krusty has made it be known that Doug's wife is a doctor that is
head of an entire medical division at one of the world's greatest university
hospitals and BS wife is an entry level nurse (trade school educated) at a
single specialty institution. How could BS top that? Then it is easy to find
out that Doug is a champion sailor and has sailed for many decades. How
could BS top that? Doug can afford to run a trawler and he's looking for a
largish racing sailboat. How can BS top that? Doug lives in a beautiful area
with more trees in his yard than BS has in a quarter mile radius. How can BS
top that? Add to that Doug's licensed professional maritime qualifications
(held for decades), Doug's science backed college education, Doug's ability
to think rationally, Doug's knowledge of history, economics, all things
nautical, his musical abilities, etc there is nothing BS can top. That's why
the relentless personal attacks by BS. He is simply jealous or may even be
tinged by hatred.

I don't like to see Robert abused by so many, so I think when he puffs
himself up with his many maritime fantasy-experiences - surveyor, harbor
pilot, electrical technician or whatever Walter Mitty thought happens to be
occupying his mind at the time we should be the better person, amuse him and
offer encouragement.


Counter-productive. Entrenching him in his own delusions will only
serve to make the problem worse. I see your point about the foundations
of his claims against Doug, but do not think it should be played into.
Rather. he should be castigated and brought to his senses..or at the
very least, reminded to take his meds and keep his shrink appointments.
You seem quite self-contradicting given your advice to me in a recent post.

You really don't know the true Bobsprit. Temper your opinions accordingly.

CWM
Bobsprit does not even make an attempt at being a real person. In the
years I have been posting on this group, he has lied, obfuscated and
mislead more times than anyone can count. And then he laughs and admits
his game. Of that is not the real BS, than what is there to value? It's
only self-contradicting if I, too, were playing the game and did not
represent myself as I really am. Does he have something to fear? Does
he need to cloak his identity in secrecy? Or is his anonymity just a
shield to protect his adolescent behavior? If you know him personally,
then tell us about him. If your rendition is far away from what he
represents here, then I feel sorry that you are indeed associated with a
sociopath.
Never met him or even talked with him on the phone. Why don't you try following
your own advice some time? Why would I think you are any more genuine and real
than anyone else here? A few sock puppets verifying lies about each other isn't
much in the way of proof. You might be one character in a menagerie created by
someone else. How would I know differently, and why would I care, given that
this is usenet?

CWM

I've never hid who I am, where I live, or what I do. If I had, I would
have suffered a lot less grief, but being a basically honest person who
is comfortable with who I am; I've never seen a reason to hide my
identity. Maxprop is a real person and is in person as he is here.
Can't speak to his reasons why he's using a pseudonym. I use this ng as
a way to keep in touch with other sailors, those I know in person, those
I don't know, and those I hope ti meet in the future. Usenet is many
different things to diferent people. Since you've been upfront about
the fact that you use Usenet for subterfuge, then so be it. Post away.


How can you prove that you are not an invention (sockpuppet) of Captain Neal? I
have no way of knowing that you are really who you say you are. You wouldn't
believe how many usenet nitwits say they are somehow honest and believeable
because they post under what they claim is their own name. Who says it's their
own name? I used to get that crap all the time, and so now I post under what
LOOKS like a regular name, and for the most part nobody anywhere in usenet
questions it.

CWM

In Ocotner you can come down to New Bern and introduce yourself. As
simple as that.

Maxprop September 7th 06 04:19 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 19:39:44 -0400, katy wrote:

Charlie Morgan wrote:
On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 18:46:08 -0400, katy
wrote:

Charlie Morgan wrote:
On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 17:28:25 -0400, katy
wrote:

Gilligan wrote:
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...


Doug is a know nothing, non-sailing, Bag of Farts and now Gilly is
a
know nothing, non-sailing bag of farts.
That is one of the greatest compliments a person could be served.
Thank you
kindly for classifying me in the same sailing category as Doug King.
While I
believe he is leagues beyond my experience and ability, your
consideration
of me as his peer is warmly appreciated.

Thank you,

Gilligan


Those of us who know Doug, know the truth. BS obviously doesn't know
him. Neither does CWM. They should be so lucky.
You are correct that I do not know Doug personally. He knows just as
much about
me. All either of us knows is what is presented here in usenet for
evidence. I
suspect we are probably both very wrong on many counts. But all we are
ever
likely to know of each other is what gets written here, so as far as I
am
concerned, Doug will continue to be judged as the obnoxious ignorant
blowhard
who doesn't sail, but says he does. That's what has been presented
here.

Now watch for his snappy and mature response...

CWM


Yet others here have told you that he does indeed sail and sails often.
I suppose you can call us all liars, but that wouldn't be the truth.
Doug does sail, is very knowledgeable about sailing, and is very
pleasant to be around socially. He is an interesting conversationalist
and is well-informed on a variety of subjects. He also has a good
sense
of humor and is pretty laid back You can believe that or not, but as a
person who knows him in real life, I think you would do well to temper
your judgment.

Then I can expect you and Doug to temper your judgement of me as well?
You are
telling me things about Doug that are very hard to believe, given his
posts in
usenet, which is all I have to go on. I guess you would be amazed if you
ever
met me in person, as I'm really not much like my usenet persona, either.
Very
few people are.

CWM




Wouldn't know...most people I've met from this group, and it's a few,
are what they seem to be here. I guess it's how you personigy yourself.
I have no trouble with being "the real me" on Usenet..Maxprop has
confirmed on several occasions that I am in real life as I an here .I
haven't anything against you except that you make derogatory remarks
about people I condier friends. What kind of a friend would I be if I
did not come to their support?


Someone else on usenet "confirming" anything about you does not mean
anything.
Maxprop is not real. He's just another character on usenet. He used to
post
under his real name, but that was a long time ago. Now he plays a
character
named maxprop. I'm at least as real as he is. I'm also a lot nicer in
person. I
absolutely guarantee it!


Maxprop is real, if not my real name. Katy knows that. And you know that,
too. You've posted my name to everyone's attention repeatedly, as if that's
some admirable feat of cybernetic prowess or at least an irritation to me.
I don't post under my name any longer because of the problems it has brought
in the past. Maxprop is just a moniker, not a sock puppet. I've posted the
same as Maxprop as with my real name.

I'd have to suspect that you probably are a much nicer person vis-a-vis than
you appear to be by your posts. As Binary Bill you were an absurd jerk,
given to nastiness and childish outbursts. As MysTerry, you were
argumentative and caustic. As CWM you've tempered your posts to a level
that would be considered acerbic and only mildly irritating. I'm convinced
that by the time you get to your next moniker, you'll probably be an okay
sort, but I'm not holding my breath.

Max





Maxprop September 7th 06 04:21 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 19:58:54 -0400, DSK wrote:

You are correct that I do not know Doug personally.


In other words, you make your assertions about my knowledge,
skills, activities, in complete ignorance of them.

That's a bad habit.


No. I make a fair ansd reasonable judgement about you based on your
participation here. That's all you have.



.... He knows just as
much about
me.


Actually, you'd be uneasy if you realized how much I know
about you.


Yeah, you keep saying that, but you are totally clueless, as has been
demonstrated countless times. You don't even know my first name.

Go ahead. Tell us! Give me a shred of evidence that you know anything
about me
personally. You spent months convinced I was Bobsprit posting under
another
name, because your overblown ego couldn;t accept that more than one person
thought you were a blowhard jerk. Being able to read and understand
headers
might have saved you a lot of embarrassment. That nonsense about me
changing my
ISP for reasons of "legality" was one of your lamest. It really
demonstrated
your lack of education. What "legality" would cause someone to change
their ISP?
How does THAT work? You are a dunce. A slow speaking, southern DUNCE.

So, what's my real first name?

Hint: It's not Bill, William, Bob, Robert, or anything else you might
guess.
It's not Larry or Lawrence, either.

So, what is it, genius?

Yeah, right!

CWM


Guess I misjudged you in my other post, CWM. You're still an absurd jerk.

Max



Maxprop September 7th 06 04:30 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"Gilligan" wrote in message news:iZ-

I don't like to see Robert abused by so many . . .


. . . but I believe Robert does. It makes no sense that he'd continue to
fabricate a life of modest grandeur and post it all here in Cinemascope and
Technicolor if he didn't enjoy the responsive abuse. He's a chronic troll,
embroiled in a process that lends a modicum of interest to his otherwise
boring, pointless life. His computer is the only conduit of relief from his
agonizingly dull existence.

You object to those of us who abuse Mr. Brody, but without us he has
virtually nothing else.

Max

Max



Maxprop September 7th 06 04:31 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message

You really don't know the true Bobsprit.


Do you? How so?

Max



Maxprop September 7th 06 04:40 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message

Never met him or even talked with him on the phone.


So you don't know the real Bobsprit either.

Why don't you try following
your own advice some time? Why would I think you are any more genuine and
real
than anyone else here? A few sock puppets verifying lies about each other
isn't
much in the way of proof. You might be one character in a menagerie
created by
someone else. How would I know differently, and why would I care, given
that
this is usenet?


Katy is genuine, without a significant difference between her posts and her
demeanor face-to-face. Well, that's not entirely true--she laughs a lot
more in person.

You, OTOH, have posted as the asshole Binary Bill, the Whitworth jerk
MysTerry, and now as CWM. We know for a fact that you're a fraud.

He let me save you the trouble. My name is Jeff Coppes. Sorry, BB, but
posting my name seems to be your only ammunition, feeble and simple-minded
as it is.

Max



Maxprop September 7th 06 04:43 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message

How can you prove that you are not an invention (sockpuppet) of Captain
Neal?


LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!

But seriously folks, Katy has the testimony of both Doug and me that she is
genuine.

Who can or will testify for you that you are whom you claim to be??

That's what I thought.

Max



Maxprop September 7th 06 04:43 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"katy" wrote in message
...

In Ocotner you can come down to New Bern and introduce yourself. As
simple as that.


There goes the neighborhood.

Max



Scotty September 7th 06 07:07 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...

How much experience do you have sailing fin keel mass
production racer-cruisers?

Sure do. As a broker I know not only transport sailboats,



Yulp, everyone should test transport a boat before buying
it.





Does the fact that I sailed a Cape Dory
36 mean that I already sailed the boat?



WTF ?


SV




Scotty September 7th 06 07:17 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 19:46:21 -0400, katy

wrote:

Why would I think you are any more genuine and real
than anyone else here? A few sock puppets verifying lies

about each other isn't
much in the way of proof. You might be one character in a

menagerie created by
someone else. How would I know differently



If you only had a brain.....



Scotty September 7th 06 07:19 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"katy" wrote in message
...

CWM

I've never hid who I am, where I live, or what I do. If I

had, I would
have suffered a lot less grief, but being a basically

honest person who
is comfortable with who I am; I've never seen a reason to

hide my
identity. Maxprop is a real person and is in person as he

is here.
Can't speak to his reasons why he's using a pseudonym. I

use this ng as
a way to keep in touch with other sailors, those I know in

person, those
I don't know, and those I hope ti meet in the future.

Usenet is many
different things to diferent people. Since you've been

upfront about
the fact that you use Usenet for subterfuge, then so be

it. Post away.


Katy, teaching pigs to sing.................



Scotty September 7th 06 07:26 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"DSK" wrote in message
.. .


Thank you very much for the vote of confidence, Katysails.
Those who know you and your high standards will consider
this a great compliment.

But a leopard doesn't change his spots, and a dog always
returns to his vomit. Lost cause probably. But Gilly also
has a point, we should try to be better people and more
charitable to Bobsprit & his pal here.



But a rabid dog needs to be shot. For his own sake as well
as others.

SBV




Scotty September 7th 06 07:28 AM

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
if
So, what's my real first name?



****. Last name, Head.


SBV




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